You Can't Make This Up!
Cops, Crooks, and Celebrities from Brooklyn to Las Vegas
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Stu Michaels
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Stu Michaels
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Telling a good story is a talent, and Stu Michaels was born with a silver tongue. A modern-day Will Rogers, Michaels has turned his experiences as a New York City detective and a Las Vegas casino security boss into a book full of rich and witty tales.
From a cop’s life on the streets of Brooklyn to hobnobbing with celebrities in the resorts of Las Vegas, Michaels delivers intriguing insights and nonstop laughs. He’s seen it all, from tracking the Son of Sam serial killer in New York to record shopping sprees with Michael Jackson in Las Vegas. Along the way, Michaels has met many of the world’s most famous and interesting people, encounters that inevitably yielded fascinating stories.
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