Unhinged

De: Vera Valentine

Narrado por: Richard Pendragon, Raven Wildewood

Someone’s been watching Tana closely, but he’s a lot closer than she realizes. From intimate moments to lazy afternoons on the couch, he’s secretly seen it all—and fallen for her along the way. The problem is that someone else is watching too, and his obsession with Tana is a lot more dangerous.

When a man claiming to be her front door enters her dreams to warn her about an imminent threat to her life, Tana initially chalks it up to her weird late-night snacks. But she rethinks things when her earnest visitor insists he’s also ready to protect her—in exchange for one hell of a favor.

When Tana trades her best line of defense for an unlikely supernatural ally, the threat lurking beyond her apartment hallway starts getting desperate as the law closes in. Can her inhuman companion save her from the worst of humanity, or is it too late for both of them?

Content considerations: Unhinged is a paranormal romance story that involves a human woman getting it on with her front door, which later turns into a guy. This story contains...a lot of stuff that would probably land me on the naughty list with bots from our benevolent overlords if I went into detail in this blurb. Please peek at the look inside for a better idea of what to expect, cool?

©2023 Vera Valentine (P)2023 Vera Valentine

I am obsessed with a door

The sound effects made it 10
Oh my gosh what an auditory experience 😂 loved it and it definitely made me giggle.

I can’t say I’ve ever been turned on by a door before but…uh…here we are…

If he isn’t a door who protects the woman of the household by any means necessary & gives her that knob knob 360, THEN I DONT WANT HIM. Who’s a good door 😏🚪

What a wild ride & I loved every bit of it 😂😂😂

Tropes:
Paranormal romance
Praise kink
Touch her & (almost) die
KNOBBING (I’m cackling)
Human x door00% better LMAO

You just have to listen

If you haven't seen tik toks of this book, you are missing out! I don't even know how to begin other than this is one of the most creative authors I have ever come across. This story is crazy but it hooks you and you have to know how it ends I hope it doesn't offend the author by saying this book gave me some of the best laughs and messages back and forth with friends I made read it. If you want something completely different or in need of a good laugh get this book! I also think this would make an excellent book for a book club!

Wanted More?

I feel like I wanted more lore from this world. It is what you read in the description. Door wants woman. Princess and the frog situation can make door turn real but with more requirements.

I was influenced

Okay but what did I actually just listen to?! And I had a good ole laughing time.

Door Erotica

The story was odd but interesting. Not sure if this was supposed to be a comedy but it definitely made me laugh more than any audiobook has before. Didn’t see door smut being on my bingo card for 2025, but hey Im a pretty open minded person lol