Tropical Hazard: Oh Sh*t! Cobalins Can't Swim!

Arachnomancer, Book 3

By: Dustin Tigner

Narrated by: Qarie Marshall

In a village of lazy, good-for-nothing Cobalins, one manly man—a true studly stud—stands above them all: the great, the powerful, the King of…Knock.

(Desley palms her forehead. You no be King of Shadows! Now we have to start over. Cobalins groan.)

The terrible Army of Light knows the secret location of Dedu Tedu Novus. War is here. There's absolutely no avoiding it.

Or is there?

Naturally, Dhane does the most unthinkable thing: employs an impromptu plan, his favorite type. It's dangerous, it's crazy, and it embarks them on a new adventure where it rains every day and the problems don't stop.

Can he save his village? Can he convince Challenger Sarah to help? Or is he only putting off the inevitable, the point where the Changed Reditai turn all those of Shadow into stone for their mysterious plans?

Tropical Hazard is the third installment in the hilarious—and sometimes serious—Arachnomancer series. Travel to a new zone, see the world, and eat spider tacos. Octoralis glares. Or… umm… don't. Don't do that last thing.

Notice: Arachnomancer was rated M for mature by a team of immature Cobalins. Listen at your own risk.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2024 Dustin Tigner (P)2024 Dreamscape Lore

It went from a good story, to boarding on hentai Anime.

The story has great potential. I feel like the author is projecting his own sexual dreams & frustrations, like 80% of anime writers. It's a very good storyline, move the story along and stop taking tangents into high school sexual dreams!! the unique scenario of the spider that here's his thoughts was well done in the first 2 books. This book, she sudeenly is a god damn sexual deviant. if you took out all of this sexual bullshit, I think the book would be half as long.

I started listening to this series because it was a good storyline, not for softcore porn. If you write a book series, stick to your model. The first book had one scene in the entire book. The second book didn't have any scenes, but had some scattered sexual innuendo throughout the book. I'm not even halfway through this book, and there's already been more sexual scenes, innuendo and double entendres, then the first two books put together.

I used to like the little spider that was in his head. Now, I just want it to be written out of the book. if this book doesn't get back to the storyline I'll be abandoning the rest of this series. I don't even know if i'm going to be able to finish this book. I hate abandoning books in the middle, but that's how bad it's gotten.

Another great book in the series

Wish they were being cranked out because im hooked and want to I ject them directly into my greymatter

great character building and story

started on this one and didn't want to stop listening it just pulled me fully in.

good story

fun book series. good characters good story line. fun mix of new and standard concepts. only bad thing is now my wife calls me ricky

So many funny moments

Loved all the funny moments in the story. The heart warming parts were always good also and the ability to get the reader to cheer on the main character. The fight scenes were nice. The voice acting made it easier to fall into the story.