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The Worst Warlock
- Narrated by: Carey Mulligan
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
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Elijah Muddle’s life changed in an instant. The son of a spiteful and mean manure farmer, Elijah now has become an apprentice to the town’s warlock, Caliban. The chance to escape his terrible father and learn magic? It’s a dream come true! Until...it turns out that Elijah’s internal magic is wonky, and he is the absolute worst warlock ever - all his spells go wildly wrong, causing both hilarious and disastrous consequences all over town.
Now, everyone in town is furious at Elijah, including Caliban and his dangerous jaguar familiar. Elijah tries desperately to correct his magic with the help of his best friends Marcus the thief and Tori the blacksmithing barbarian. The trio contends with the Nighty-Knights, angry mobs, and a ridiculously dangerous and forbidden spell. Will Elijah succeed? Find out in this clever and funny audiobook from A. A. Livingston & Dan Livingston.
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- Carol
- 12-11-20
Moral of the story
I was the wrong audience for this tale. As an adult I found it somewhat boring; the story was geared more towards the adolescent so I really can’t speak for them. However, I give it a high score for its moral intent. The moral of the story is that connivance leads to trouble and unselfish intent is rewarding.
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- Faz Tidious
- 12-13-20
Good clean humorous take on magic!
I appreciate that the author did not stoop to toilet humor, but was original and funny! I'd recommend this for adults and children alike!
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- Chicagoavonlady
- 12-11-20
THIS BOOK IS PHENOMENAL!!!
A wonderful Magical mess of a book!!! I loved it!!! I'm looking for more of this story to unfold!!!
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- Tamara
- 12-14-20
So entertaining
This was a very creative story that keep me interested in seeing where it would go next. I enjoyed it very much and hope they come out with a second story
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- Kim C.
- 12-20-20
A must-listen
This story was very entertaining with twists and humor and a great moral lesson. I recommend this to anyone who feels like they just can’t seem to do anything right.
Carey Mulligan shines reading this book. She did a wonderful job with the different voices and inflections; the characters really came to life.
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- The Librarian Soul
- 12-24-20
Surprising Fantastic!
Absolutely entertaining, especially if you like Harry Potter with a twist of Terry Pratchett mixed in! Pure magic it was!
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- ThisIsAGoodNameIThink
- 12-17-20
What a fun story!
This was a well paced, well written, and well narrated story. I enjoyed this very much and look forward to continuing on future adventures with this rag tag group of friends.
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- DayDreamTime
- 12-14-20
Very entertaining for adults and young adults.
Full of whimsical mischief and good clean humor. Would have said appropriate for all ages, but the death of the villain was a bit gruesome. Still, overall greatly entertaining and you can't beat the price as an Audible included title.
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- Gwen J.
- 01-26-21
A most enjoyable listen!
Carey Mulligan is a notable actress, but she is spectacular as a book reader. This story is great, but her performance takes it to next level. The book is very family friendly, perfect for a long car ride. Would very much like to hear more from her and these authors.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-16-20
1st book
This was my first book on Audible and I wanted something to help get me used to listen to a book instead of reading. This was a nice little fantasy with a great story line.
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- Shishya
- 06-15-23
Great and funny
Can we have a sequel please?? A b c d e f g g I j
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- Anonymous User
- 01-22-23
Good book. More please.
Interesting book. It wasn’t much like the worst witch, despite what i thought at the start.
Weird story line though.
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- K
- 09-07-22
Cool Book
Great comedy throughout but shockingly grim sound effects at the end. Word. Word. Word.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-30-22
not bad nice
I don't know I don't get the point it's.. umm unique? not bad to be precise
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- Chloe Rawlings
- 05-15-22
Brilliant
I recommend this book to anyone who is into magic and mishap. This book is so good some bits make me laugh out loud!
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- Tracy
- 05-11-22
Amazing
I really love this book its so interesting and intriguing! I recommend this book! Love it
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- A.Anon
- 05-03-22
in response to Pauls Review
Great Book. Paul you do realise the dropped T's are the accents of the characters? Not every Britt is educated at Eton the T's being dropped is pretty standard for working class accents. What a silly comment.
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- Paul
- 01-31-22
Brilliant
it was amazing. the story was good, the only thing was that the narrator kept not saying the letter t. It doesnt have to be perfect but if you could improve it just a little, it would be great. thankyou.
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- Debbie
- 12-15-21
Fantastic Story Beautifully Read
We really enjoyed this magical romp! It is a funny, warm hearted, entertaining easy listen!
Well constructed story and characters, the villains are great too!
Nice clean story suitable for primary school aged children too.
Hope we see more from this author!
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- Anonymous User
- 12-29-22
Spot of fun
Carey Mulligan is the reason why I listened to this and for the first half I found the story engaging. It took a turn after the death of Caliban and just became more fanciful.
It was a fun distraction while I was exercising but as an adult I was left wanting more from this children’s tale.
Can’t fault Carey and hopes she voice acts more works soon!
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- anita rose
- 03-30-22
the worst warlock
great read recommend to anyone who wants to have a but of a laugh while listening.
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- By Charlie B. on 05-03-22
By: Scott McCormick
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Wishes and Wellingtons
- By: Julie Berry
- Narrated by: Jayne Entwistle
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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Maeve Merritt chafes at the rigid rules at her London boarding school for “Upright Young Ladies.” When punishment forces her to sort through the trash, she finds a sardine tin that houses a foul-tempered djinni with no intention of submitting to a schoolgirl as his master. Soon an orphan boy from the charitable home next door, a mysterious tall man in ginger whiskers, a disgruntled school worker, and a take-no-prisoners business tycoon are in hot pursuit of Maeve and her magical discovery.
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I didn’t want it to end
- By Julia on 10-05-18
By: Julie Berry
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The Weirdies
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: Kate Winslet
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
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If you’re a fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events, Edward Scissorhands, or the darkest bits of Roald Dahl, the Weirdie triplets - Barnacle, Garlic, and Melancholy - will feel like old friends. After being left behind when the entire estate of Deadeye Manor is packed up for a doomed vacation cruise, the triplets have to learn how to fend for themselves.
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Hysterical and dark!!!
- By Bookchick on 11-19-20
By: Michael Buckley
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Netherwings
- By: Django Wexler
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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Kay’s life is pretty boring. She goes to school, spends quiet evenings at home with her foster mom, and has the occasional brush with mischief thanks to her best and only friend Will. But everything is about to change. One night, Kay tags along on another one of Will’s adventures, and they both end up recruited by a talking fox to become Netherjacks, protectors of all the worlds. Once they arrive at the training academy, though, Will is paired with a legendary Netherwing mount and quickly rises in the trainee ranks, leaving Kay behind with barely a glance.
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Sequel
- By Coletta Taylor on 10-30-21
By: Django Wexler
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Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World
- By: Scott McCormick
- Narrated by: Prentice Onayemi, Samantha Turret, Khristine Hvam, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
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Did you know that most of our dinosaur fossils were discovered because two grown men absolutely hated each other? It’s true! Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World is a riotous audio exclusive, like if Monty Python taught your history class. Each volume of four 30-minute histories will dig into the petty name-calling and grumbling grudges that led to many of the world’s greatest advancements, all delivered with a cheeky sense of humor. Choose sides: Cope or Marsh, the jerks who discovered so many dinosaurs; Hamilton or Burr, whose rivalry fueled American politics; and many more....
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Warning for parents...
- By Jetjaguar15 on 07-08-19
By: Scott McCormick
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The Dragon Squisher
- By: Scott McCormick
- Narrated by: Adam Fuller
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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