The World's Wimpiest Vampire

Supernatural Suckers, Book 2

By: Silvana Falcon

Narrated by: John Solo

The world’s wimpiest vampire meets the hunter who cannot believe this is their target.

Charlie never asked to be turned into a vampire. In fact, the whole thing was a drunken mistake. One minute, he was minding his own business, the next, some idiot vampire bit him on a dare—and then immediately regretted it and abandoned him.

Now Charlie is very bad at being undead. He faints at the sight of blood, refuses to bite people, and spends his days trying to survive on beet juice, cherry Kool-Aid, and sheer denial. The vampire world wants nothing to do with him, and honestly? He gets it.

Simon is a seasoned vampire hunter. Ruthless, efficient, and completely dedicated to the cause, he’s spent years taking down deadly creatures of the night. When he finally tracks down Charlie Dracul, he expects a monster.

Instead, he finds a sleep-deprived disaster with ketchup on his hoodie who nearly passes out when he pulls out a stake.

Simon should end this embarrassment of a vampire immediately. But it feels unsporting. And, worse, the longer he watches Charlie bumble his way through undead existence, the harder it is to look away.

Killing monsters is easy. Figuring out what to do with a vampire who sucks at being a vampire?

That’s another problem entirely.

©2025 Silvana Falcon (P)2025 Silvana Falcon

Absolutely Loved It!

No spoilers ahead, as this book is TOO GOOD to spoil anything, so this may seem vague, but this story is one of the author's best. I love all the characters, especially Charlie and Brent, and Viktor's pretty fun, too. Simon is also lovable, but the poor guy's whole world is turned upside down by Charlie and what he brings to light. I was laughing SO HARD through so many scenes, even the intense, heart-pounding action scenes (you'll see!) - don't know how she/Silvana balances intense and hysterical so well, but she NAILED IT in this story! There were tears, there was laughter, nail-biting scenes, and of course, there was a bit of spice thrown in. Bottom line; I absolutely LOVED this book, I've read through it at least twice, already, and the lead-in to the next Supernatural Suckers book has me eager to see what happens in it, too! So much heart, humor, sweetness, scariness, and all the good stuff within these pages - ENJOY!

John Solo's narration bumps this already great story up into the amazing category. He makes you feel the intensity of emotions, the humor, his timing & inflections bring these vivid characters to life. Brought the heart and humor, and deeper, rawer emotional scenes, the perfect touch