The World's Wimpiest Vampire

Supernatural Suckers, Book 2

By: Silvana Falcon

Narrated by: John Solo

The world’s wimpiest vampire meets the hunter who cannot believe this is their target.

Charlie never asked to be turned into a vampire. In fact, the whole thing was a drunken mistake. One minute, he was minding his own business, the next, some idiot vampire bit him on a dare—and then immediately regretted it and abandoned him.

Now Charlie is very bad at being undead. He faints at the sight of blood, refuses to bite people, and spends his days trying to survive on beet juice, cherry Kool-Aid, and sheer denial. The vampire world wants nothing to do with him, and honestly? He gets it.

Simon is a seasoned vampire hunter. Ruthless, efficient, and completely dedicated to the cause, he’s spent years taking down deadly creatures of the night. When he finally tracks down Charlie Dracul, he expects a monster.

Instead, he finds a sleep-deprived disaster with ketchup on his hoodie who nearly passes out when he pulls out a stake.

Simon should end this embarrassment of a vampire immediately. But it feels unsporting. And, worse, the longer he watches Charlie bumble his way through undead existence, the harder it is to look away.

Killing monsters is easy. Figuring out what to do with a vampire who sucks at being a vampire?

That’s another problem entirely.

©2025 Silvana Falcon (P)2025 Silvana Falcon

My Favorite Vampire! Fabulous Story & Narration🎧

It is great to be back in Silvana Falcon’s “Supernatural Suckers” world again for another fabulous novel, an entertaining paranormal fantasy romantic comedy that has lots of heart and humor. Falcon has outdone herself once again, creating an imaginative story that is original and cleverly plotted, one that grabs your attention and holds it captive the entire time. I mean, really, a vampire who fails at being a vampire, one who faints at the sight of blood and one who is an adorable mess — yeah, that is Charlie, the one who is terrible at being undead and the one you can not help but fall in love with. Then there is Simon, the best of the best vampire hunters, and Charlie Dracul is his next target, because of the report his agency has received about him. When he gets eyes on Charlie, he is nothing like the reports state, and something is not adding up, but then again, vampires are fantastic actors and deceivers. Watching Charlie deal with his new vampire state was hysterical, and his bestie, Brent, added to that, and then there is Simon, and all the drama he brings, and humor too. I loved all the layers of this story and how it all plays out, with the perfect balance of drama, witty dialogue and humor, heartfelt emotions and slow burn, but so worth the wait romance. The world building, character growth and development are fantastic and besides the amazing lead characters there are some fabulous side/secondary characters, too, all adding to the depth of the story. Silvana Falcon, thank you for the “World’s Wimpiest Vampire”, I loved him, his wonderful story and the wild and fun ride!

🎧📚🎧 And for the fabulous audiobook production and listen, performed by John Solo, who was incredible with voicing the characters and bringing them to life. His talent and versatility as a voice artist truly shine with his portrayal of these characters, embodying them completely, giving their own distinct voice, a voice that fits their personality perfectly. I love how he owns each role, sounding believable and just as I imagine the character to sound. He handles the wit and back-and-forth dialogue naturally, lands the humor effortlessly and never misses a beat. John Solo is an entertaining storyteller, and his captivating performance keeps his listeners glued to the story.

A,Quirky Paranormal MM Story

This is my first time reading/listening to this author's books and I am definitely adding Silvana Falcon to my list of authors TBR.

The bumbling character of Charlie a newly turned vampire left to fend on his own I couldn't help but fall in love with. From his aversion to blood to his shifting ability into a rabbit and his total lack of coordination he is the antithesis to the usual vampire characters I've encountered in multi media. Charlie being hunted for being a vicious killer is so laughable.

Simon as a hybrid vampire hunter was also an interesting twist on the typical hellbent out for vampire elimination character. The progression of how he changes and really thinks about the motivation of why he does the job kept me hooked in listening.

The relationship between Charlie and Simon from foes, (but can you really call Charlie a foe?) to lovers was intriguing to follow. Add in the various side characters, I find it is hard to call this a love story, but more of an action story with love thrown in on the side.

The narrator does an excellent job of differentiating the characters with his various vocal intonation and inflections. The quality of the recording is top notch. The level of writing was right on the mark. I will definitely be looking for other written and audio books by Silvana Falcon.

I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

Loved it!

A most delightful story. I absolutely loved it and listened to it in one sitting. A lovely mix of humour and drama with some sci-fi thrown in. As always, John Solo nailed these characters perfectly with his performance, giving each character its own voice and nuance. You'll adore our wimpy vamp, Charlie.
Well done! I'll definitely follow up with the rest of this series. It's my first experience with Silvana Falcon and I was pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed this.
Each book stands alone. Light spice. Dual pov, 3rd person. Highly recommend.

Apologetic Vampire

I love Charlie. He's so sweet and apologizes for everything. Simon is confused by him and wants answers. I loved the book. John Solo did an amazing job giving them voices. Victor and Brent were great supporting characters as well. I also liked Maya, Thomas, and Connor. Ruben was a great villian.

Vampire and hunter

Charlie and Simon story was so much exciting with the narrator voices and inflexions, as funny and emotional scene are brought to live alongside the key ones.
I liked the accents, and how some scenes were portrayed, as well as the cadence of the events.
I liked the characters and hope to see more of them in the future.
I also liked the snippets into the next adventure.