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Meet Tom. Or Dr O’Grady, as he used to be called. When you pass him on the street, most people don’t even give him a second glance. You see, Tom isn’t living his best life. Burdened by grief, he’s only got his loyal dog, Bette Davis, for company and a rucksack containing his whole world. Then there’s Ruth and her son, DJ, who no longer have a place to call home. But Ruth believes that you can change the world by helping one person at a time - and Tom needs her help. There are a thousand ways to find your home - you just need to be brave enough to look for them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Couldn't put it down
- By Allison Swart on 09-22-19
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The Brightest Star in the Sky
- A Novel
- By: Marian Keyes
- Narrated by: Caitriona Keyes
- Length: 17 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 134
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 75
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The Brightest Star in the Sky follows seven neighbors whose lives become entangled when a sassy and prescient spirit pays a visit to their Dublin townhouse with the intent of changing at least one of their lives. But what will this metamorphosis be and who will the sprite choose?
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1 out of 5 stars
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Terrible sound quality, worse narration
- By Jan on 02-23-10
By: Marian Keyes
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I Know You
- By: Annabel Kantaria
- Narrated by: Nan McNamara
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 54
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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A recent transplant from sunny California, life in the London suburbs is not what Taylor Watson expected. Far from the West End shops and city lights she imagined, she finds herself pregnant and lonely, with a husband frequently away on business and only social media to keep her company. It’s only after Taylor joins a book club and a walking group, that she finally starts to make some real-life friends. Before long, Taylor’s hanging out with Anna, Sarah, Simon, and Caroline, but, as her pregnancy progresses and her friendships blossom, a sense of unease develops.
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4 out of 5 stars
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slightly suspenceful
- By Karen T on 03-16-22
By: Annabel Kantaria
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The Scent of You
- By: Maggie Alderson
- Narrated by: Zara Ramm
- Length: 13 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 35
A tale of perfumes, exploring life, love, loss and forgiveness - Maggie Alderson's new best seller. Are you still married if you haven't seen your husband for months? Polly's life is great. Her children are away at uni, her glamorous mother - still modelling at 85 - is happily settled in a retirement village, and her perfume blog is taking off. Then her husband announces he needs some space and promptly vanishes. As Polly grapples with her bewildering situation, she clings to a few new friends to keep her going.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Okay for a light read
- By Robin on 10-26-17
By: Maggie Alderson
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The Things I Should Have Told You
- By: Carmel Harrington
- Narrated by: Aidan Kelly, Caroline Lennon, Emer O'Connor
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 84
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 78
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 78
Every family has a story.... But for the Guinness family a happy ending looks out of reach. Olly and Mae's marriage is crumbling, their teenage daughter Evie is on a mission to self-destruct and their beloved Pops is dying of cancer. Their once strong family unit is slowly falling apart. But Pops has one final gift to offer his beloved family - a ray of hope to cling to. As his life's journey draws to a close, he sends his family on an adventure across Europe in a camper van, guided by his letters, his wisdom and his love.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another home run!
- By Avid Amazon Customer on 01-04-21
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The Choir on Hope Street
- By: Annie Lyons
- Narrated by: Stephanie Racine, Ellie Heydon
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 72
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 64
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Story4 out of 5 stars 64
The best things in life happen when you least expect them. Nat's husband has just said the six words no one wants to hear - 'I don't love you any more'. Caroline's estranged mother has to move into her house, turning her perfectly ordered world upside down. Living on the same street, these two women couldn't be more different. Until the beloved local community centre is threatened with closure. And when the only way to save it is to form a community choir - none of the Hope Street residents, least of all Nat and Caroline, expect the results....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining!
- By Cecilia Castillo on 10-23-22
By: Annie Lyons
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The Woman Who Stole My Life
- By: Marian Keyes
- Narrated by: Aoife McMahon
- Length: 15 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 576
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 516
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Story4 out of 5 stars 515
In her own words, Stella Sweeney is just "an ordinary woman living an ordinary life with her husband and two teenage kids", working for her sister in their neighborhood beauty salon. Then one day she is struck by a serious illness that lands her in the hospital for months.
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3 out of 5 stars
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First Part? Good. Second Part? Ugh!
- By Gillian on 08-31-17
By: Marian Keyes
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Just My Luck
- By: Andrea Bramhall
- Narrated by: Rachael Beresford
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 28
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28
Genna Collins works a dead end job, loves her family, her girlfriend, and her friends. When she wins the biggest Euromillions jackpot on record everything changes . . . and not always for the best. When Abi Kitson fell in love she always knew it would go unrequited. The woman of her dreams was so close yet seemingly untouchable for so many reasons. Reasons like—they are best friends, or the big age gap, or the 'other' woman, nevermind Abi's own baggage.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story!
- By Steph on 08-28-23
By: Andrea Bramhall
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Apple of My Eye
- By: Claire Allan, Annie Farr
- Narrated by: Zoe Rainey, Caroline Lennon, Annie Farr
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 122
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 113
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When a mysterious note arrives for six months pregnant Dr Eliana Hughes, she begins to doubt every aspect of her life - from her mixed feelings about motherhood to her marriage to Martin, who has become distant in recent months. As the person behind the note escalates their campaign to out Eli’s husband as a cheat, she finds herself unable to trust even her own instincts, and as pressure builds, she makes a mistake that jeopardises her entire future. Elsewhere, someone is watching.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A mother's love or not?!
- By Mystical Lady on 02-21-19
By: Claire Allan, and others
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After the Party
- By: Lisa Jewell
- Narrated by: Helen Duff
- Length: 14 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 696
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 645
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Story4 out of 5 stars 640
In this irresistible novel from the author of Then She Was Gone, Jem and Ralph discover the power of starting over after 11 years together have left them drifting apart.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Bitter, Anti-Christian Stereotyping Detracts.
- By Gretchen on 11-23-18
By: Lisa Jewell
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Lost for Words
- By: Andrea Bramhall
- Narrated by: Rachael Beresford
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 50
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 50
Sasha Adams has it all. Fulfilling career, loving family, great friends, and . . . Who's she kidding? She lives at home with her aging mother, Fleur. She works as a massage therapist, and spends all her time with her best friend, Bobbi. But damn it, she's happy. Well, okay, maybe not happy, but she's content. It's enough. Until the well-meaning but meddlesome women in her life, Fleur and Bobbi, team up and enter Sasha into a writing competition with the potential to change her life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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She trusts her readers
- By Anonymous User on 01-02-23
By: Andrea Bramhall
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Don't You Forget About Me
- A Novel
- By: Mhairi McFarlane
- Narrated by: Madeline Gould
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,621
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,456
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,447
If there’s anything worse than being fired from the lousiest restaurant in town, it’s coming home early to find your boyfriend in bed with someone else. Reeling from the humiliation of a double dumping in one day, Georgina takes the next job that comes her way - bartender in a newly opened pub. There’s only one problem: It’s run by the guy she fell in love with years ago. And - make that two problems - he doesn’t remember her. At all. But she has fabulous friends and her signature hot pink fur coat...what more could a girl really need?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Helpful for Sexual Assault Victims
- By Katie Best on 12-05-20
By: Mhairi McFarlane
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Here's Looking at You
- By: Mhairi McFarlane
- Narrated by: Cassandra Harwood
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 675
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 609
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 611
The new novel from the bestselling author of You Had Me At Hello. Anna Alessi - history expert, possessor of a lot of hair and an occasionally filthy mouth - seeks nice man for intelligent conversation and Mills & Boon moments. Despite the oddballs that keep turning up on her dates, Anna couldn't be happier. As a 30-something with a job she loves, life has turned out better than she dared dream.
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5 out of 5 stars
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It Grows On You
- By Sharlotte on 05-24-16
By: Mhairi McFarlane
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The Bright Side Running Club
- By: Josie Lloyd
- Narrated by: Danielle Cohen
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 31
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 28
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 29
When Keira first receives her breast cancer diagnosis, she never expects to end up joining a running group with three women she’s only just met. Totally blindsided, all she can think about is how she doesn’t want to tell her family or step back from work. Nor does she want to be part of a group of fellow cancer patients. Cancer is not her club. And yet it’s running - hot, sweaty, Lycra-clad running in the company of brilliant, funny women all going through treatment - that unexpectedly gives Keira the hope she so urgently needs.
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2 out of 5 stars
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depressing
- By Jessica on 09-15-22
By: Josie Lloyd
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Walking Back to Happiness
- By: Lucy Dillon
- Narrated by: Jilly Bond
- Length: 12 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 121
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 108
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 109
Juliet’s been in hiding - from her family, from her broken life, but most of all from the fact that Ben’s not around anymore. Her mother, Diane, has run out of advice. But then she insists Juliet look after her elderly Labrador and it becomes apparent that Coco the dog might actually be the one who can rescue her daughter. Especially when it leads to her walking dogs for a few other locals too, including a spaniel, Damson, who belongs to a very attractive man.... Before she knows it, Juliet realizes she has somehow become the town’s unofficial pet-sitter.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Read - makes you appreciate what you have
- By Leisha on 12-10-12
By: Lucy Dillon
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The Third Wife
- A Novel
- By: Lisa Jewell
- Narrated by: Joe Jameson
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,106
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,807
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,799
In the early hours of a summer morning, a young woman steps into the path of an oncoming bus. A tragic accident? Or suicide? At the center of this puzzle is Adrian Wolfe, a successful architect and grief-stricken widower, who, a year after his third wife's death, begins to investigate the cause. As Adrian looks back on their brief but seemingly happy marriage, disturbing secrets begin to surface. The divorces from his two previous wives had been amicable, or so it seemed; his children, all five of them, were resilient as ever, or so he thought.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not a mystery
- By Susan on 07-06-18
By: Lisa Jewell
What listeners say about The Sh!te Before Christmas
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- Ida Garsaae
- 11-25-22
Fantastic
I loved the story. Serena Terry has done it again. loved her first book too.
Serena Terry does a super brilliant job at reading the story.
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- Vicky
- 12-10-23
Fun story
A easy holiday read with a fun crazy story. Could have been shortened a little but cute.
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- deanna
- 03-04-24
the entire story
I absolutely love the two books she has written and I hope and pray there will be more. they are incredible. I'm a huge fan
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- TinaJoy
- 01-01-24
Love the humor and (mostly) realistic portrayal of mom life!
Serena is like listening to a grown up version of Derry Girls - full of humor, Irish expressions, and the day to day ups and downs of being a mom! I laughed my ay through the book. A fully enjoyable tale with lots of charmingly corny Christmas references to boot.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-19-23
Laughed so hard!!
Warning: Don’t listen to this at work! I was rolling I was laughing so hard and also teary eyed at some parts. Loved this book so much!
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- Tjm
- 12-21-23
My Favorite Christmas Book
I'm listening to this Every Christmas!! One of the funniest books I've ever listened to.
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- Barb Freman
- 03-21-24
Serena Terry does it again!!
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Lively tale of family life and relationships. I laughed, cried, and cheered this family along through their adventures. I hope that there are more tales from the Gallagher family to come ,
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- Sarah
- 11-19-22
Another hilarious read!
Well, Serena Terry has done it again! It was so funny! It made me laugh, it made me cry and made me laugh until I cried!
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- Sumi06
- 07-26-23
Loved it!
This is one of my new favorite authors and I really hope she keeps writing books because she is truly talented at making every day life hilarious!
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- Manish Seth
- 12-12-23
Her language and accent.
Very funny and so true to life. Love her wit. Hard to put down once you start listening.
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