Shingles Audio Collection, Volume 5

Shingles Series, Book 5

By: Robert Bevan, Rick Gualtieri, Steve Wetherell, John G. Hartness, EM Kaplan, Authors and Dragons

Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, Cal Wembly

Length: 13 hrs and 18 mins

Publisher's Summary

"Stranger's Thing" by Robert Bevan: Four friends get more than they bargained for when they break into a seemingly abandoned research lab. 

"Jizz World" by Rick Gualtieri: Zach Johnson was an idiot. So, when given the chance to wish for anything the universe had to offer, only one thing came to mind: he wanted his life to be just like a porno. 

"The Shingling" by Steve Wetherell: Johnny Terry, a recovering meth addict, is excited to start his new life as the caretaker at the Underpass Motel. Unfortunately, the Underpass is haunted by the ghosts of dead porn stars. 

"The Haunting of Whore House" by Robert Bevan: Lucy and her brother, Junkie, find out that moving was only the beginning of their troubles when they encounter the ghost of a little boy in the woods. 

"Snatched: Grandma Annie and the Cooter of Doom" by John G. Hartness: Jefferson Smith decides to shadow a detective, a coroner, and an OB/GYN for Career Week, with unexpected results. 

"28 Dicks Later" by EM Kaplan: When a mysterious illness spreads like wildfire through Boneville, it's do or die time for Willie. Will she rise to the occasion? 

Contains mature themes.

©2020 John G. Hartness, Robert Bevan, Rick Gualtieri, EM Kaplan, & Steve Wetherell (P)2020 Tantor

Dear Ms. Lew,

How in Calista Flockhart’s dirty nether region did you get to vol. 5 before realizing what these books are about? Seriously, you made it all the way through Jizz World before finding that this book wasn’t for you. Was it because of the content or because you found it too hard to masturbate too? That’s it isn’t it.? You read descriptions like, unfortunately, the underpass is haunted by the ghosts of dead porn stars, and stories like, 28 Dicks later, and thought to yourself this book would be great for some alone time. Maybe you could even break out that old bowling pin out of the garage. Well you found out, like the rest of us, that the only thing harder to masturbate to than this book is testicular cancer. So you decided to leave a 1 star review and insult everyone that enjoys these stories rather than return the book and move on with your life. Thanks! You’re doing god’s work, Ms. Lew.

one of the best Shingles collections so far

every story has its moments where you both laugh out loud and cringe at the same time. Easily top 2 of the shingle anthologies. The sheer absurdity of the premises makes this book worth a read, id give it more than 5 stars if I could.

Four and a half out of six ain't bad

First off, the narrators did an amazing job with this entry!
Second, four off the stories in this volume are straight up awesome and really enjoyable.
Third, why did Bevan keep getting a third of all the stories? No matter which way that is looked at, it's a bad idea for one author to be so over-represented in a collaboration.
Fourth, one of the Bevan shorts, Stranger's Thing, was much more enjoyable than most of his catalog of Shingles

Waste of Credits

If someone told me these stories were written by males older than 15, I’d call them a liar! I can’t imagine the contents of this book would be found interesting to actual non-perverted adults.
If only I could be compensated for my time (2 stories was all I could tolerate) wasted listening to the escapades of adolescent, sex obsessed, freaks!