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  • Redshirts

  • A Novel with Three Codas
  • By: John Scalzi
  • Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
  • Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (23,386 ratings)

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Redshirts

By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
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Ensign Andrew Dahl has just been assigned to the Universal Union Capital Ship Intrepid, flagship of the Universal Union since the year 2456. It’s a prestige posting, and Andrew is thrilled all the more to be assigned to the ship’s Xenobiology laboratory. Life couldn’t be better…until Andrew begins to pick up on the facts that (1) every Away Mission involves some kind of lethal confrontation with alien forces; (2) the ship’s captain, its chief science officer, and the handsome Lieutenant Kerensky always survive these confrontations; and (3) at least one low-ranked crew member is, sadly, always killed.

Not surprisingly, a great deal of energy below decks is expended on avoiding, at all costs, being assigned to an Away Mission. Then Andrew stumbles on information that completely transforms his and his colleagues’ understanding of what the starship Intrepid really is…and offers them a crazy, high-risk chance to save their own lives.

©2012 John Scalzi (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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Loved it

So much fun, though the "you" coda perspective was annoying - but so much else to love

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Good until story ends and 2 hours of narrative start

Good until story ends and 2 hours of narrative start.
🤷‍♂️. Weird structure following a pretty OK story

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He said, she said almost drove me insane!

Several reviewers suggested getting thru the he said she said bc it would be worth it in the end. Idk if it was worth the aggravation

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"He said"

The story was fun, and I enjoy hearing Will Wheaton narrate anything, but I wish I'd read this one. It kind of reads like a screenplay, which makes a lot of sense in hindsight, but the dialogue was plagued by the repetition of "he/she said" which would have been easier to ignore if the story weren't far and away mostly dialogue, if it weren't being read aloud for the audience, or if it were performed for the screen in much the way it seems like it ought to have been. Beyond that, though, I had a great time with it.

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yes it is worth buying

oh this has funny parts and as a dad... a whole lot of feels at the end. it's bubble gum, but really tasty bubblegum. I've listen to it about 3 times over the last 2 years. and truly enjoy it. also will wheaton is a national treasure.

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Unexpected!

Scalzi is a favorite author and when I was about 1/2 through this I was entertained but it was T until the end I was blown away. Humor, heart, suddenly profound, it’s all here.

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This book is very meta and hard to wrap my mind around but good

A lot of stuff that really makes you think about it, as well as humor

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Disappointing, but somehow still worth a listen.

There were a few reasons I was intrigued enough to purchase this audiobook. First, I was eager to read my first John Scalzi book and see what he could do. Second, I'm a fan of Wil Wheaton as a narrator. Third, I'm a huge Star Trek fan. So, the idea of a novel based around one of the funnier/sad aspects of ST:TOS, I was excited to read this book. My intrigue quickly turned to disappointment especially once the core story's big reveal took place and the course of the 2nd half of the novel came into focus. But to Scalzi's credit, I cared enough about his characters by that point that I wanted to find out what happened to them, so I read on. After finishing the book I had to endure the three codas. Interesting as they were, Scalzi had more than used up my patience by that point with the storyline and his writing. I was surprised to find the codas were written better than the main novel itself! I look forward to reading more Scalzi novels to determine whether this is one of his lesser works or if he really is this below-average a writer. Regardless, he should fire his editor who for some unknown reason allowed a novel to be published with a nearly endless stream of "he said" and "she said" on every page. You can even hear Wheaton begin to sigh at points after reciting "he said" nearly a dozen times over the course of 30 seconds. Wheaton continues to impress me with his narration skills, bringing life to a group of characters and making the story enjoyable enough for me to stick around. Fans of ST:TOS should enjoy the references as well as the take on the meaningless deaths of so many characters, but I for one think Scalzi could have approached the same idea in a different way with more success. Regardless, the characters are worth the time, if for no other reason than to hear futuristic space explorers/warriors cursing like modern-day truckers.

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He said. She said. He Said. She said. They said...

Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

No.!

Though I have always found John Scalazi's humor and plot lines engaging his use of dialogue in this book so tedious it spoils the whole experience.

The meat and bones of what the characters have to say is fine but the connective tissue of he said's can, at best, be said to occasionally rise to the level of tedious.

The problem might not be so obvious on the printed page but as an audio book the the repetition of "He said"or "She said" as the link between almost every spoken phrase had me cringing in anticipation. If Pavlov had slapped the dog with a wet fish every time he rang the bell I imagine the effect would have been very much the same.

Would you recommend Redshirts to your friends? Why or why not?

No.

Any additional comments?

It's a pity, I really do like the way Scalazi thinks but I just couldn't enjoy this performance.

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So, I'm a geek! Now I know for sure.

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

ABSOLUTELY. I hang with a bunch of redshirts myself.

What other book might you compare Redshirts to and why?

This is sci-fy comedy. I don't have anything else like this.

Which character – as performed by Wil Wheaton – was your favorite?

Wheaton was awesome, I even really forgot it was him. til it was over.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes, and I did TWICE in two days.

Any additional comments?

My geek/nerd card has officially been stamped! I never really thought about it until I figured the plot-line out before I got halfway through the book. No, it's not B.S.I was also laughing my butt off the whole time and subsequently lost 20 lbs doing so. Okay, that's B.S. However, I was laughing A LOT!

This book is really for the wanna be star trek extras (everyone alive ever!).

Alternatively, I usually don't like famous, OKAY somewhat famous, actors reading my books, it puts a face to the main character and I get irritated by someone taking my imagination away from me. Wheaton did an amazing job though and I was thoroughly surprised that it did not affect how I interpreted the characters at all. He was great.

The most amazing part of Scalzi's book, to me, is his awesome way of skipping over that embarrassing moment you wish you weren't "there for" or listening to. Every book I've ever read always has that one point I could miss the second time around and not care. This book did not, it was fun the whole time.

My only tiny gripe, and this was probably some kind of inside joke for the author, was the constant use of the "he said" or "she said" after almost every dialogue. It was kinda funny and annoying at the same time. Like is this really how he writes? I can't hack on him cuz he IS published right?

Anyway, the book is fantastic and worth the time and credit. If you want a good-time ride this is definitely it!

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