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Publisher's summary
New York Times best-selling and Hugo Award-winning author John Scalzi gift-wraps 15 short takes on the holiday season - interviews with holiday notables, "informational" articles about TV specials and Christmas carols, short stories and poems, and even a couple of nods to Thanksgiving and New Year’s - and puts them all into a stocking stuffer-sized package that makes the perfect gift for friends, family, or yourself.
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- Andre Wallace Simonsen
- 12-03-19
Very Scalzian indeed!
In the intro Scalzi promises that the stories will cheer us up, make us laugh and that there's one that will make his mother in law cry.
Well, I got cheered up, laughed and ugly cried on the damn story.
This is short, sweet and fulfilling, much like a Christmas dinner at your parents house. I highly recommend both.
ps Being Brazilian, there were some references that got way over my head and I had to look up online, but American folks will laugh a lot.
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- CM
- 12-01-19
enjoyed it!
This one was pretty interesting and entertaining and perfect for a quick Christmas read or listen. It's a collection of short stories.I laughed a few times. Some of the stories were more heartfelt than funny and sometimes I wasn't sure when one started and when one began because I was listening to it while driving and I feel like you really have to be paying attention. There were some adorable stories in here and i loved how one was told kind of like the night before christmas. Some of the stories were told in interview style but It was a pretty enjoyable listen. I'm not even sure how to review this one but I liked it.
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- Gene
- 11-30-19
And the book was good too
I laughed I cried I came then cried some more
I was not dissatisfied
Merry holidays
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- Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore
- 12-31-19
Enjoy, no matter what time of year it is...
I'm always looking forward to the Christmas season because I love Christmas stories and I love finding that perfect tale of home, love, and hope, from authors that I adore... And so I chose this book...
There are several stories in this collection that are very typical Scalzi: Amusing, witty, etc, but I don't suggest that you buy this one at full price, unless that is, you're a huge Scalzi fan (raises own hand). LOL!
But, there are at least two stories in here that very much fills my needs: Christmas in July... a delightful Christmas story, albeit at the wrong time of year, and the other was Sarah's Sister, both stories are brimming with all the love, hope and family joy I could ever want!
So have a Merry Christmas... no matter what time of year it is!
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- Andrea
- 12-23-19
holiday fun!
this is a light-hearted easy listen. most of it is Santa/kid friendly so we listened to parts of it as a family. The readers do a great job!
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- A. Morrison
- 12-13-19
great fun
I love this author he makes scifi so accessible. as everything I have read/listened from him I love it
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- iamltr
- 12-06-19
I loved this production
I snorted, I laughed, I even sniffled a bit during the Christmas baby story.
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- mix579
- 01-08-20
Fun holiday read
Positively surprised. Didn't know what to expect but many of these stories are Scalzi at his finest, with irreverent and hilarious interpretations of everything we know about Christmas. There are a couple of fillers but they are more than offset by great stories like the interview with the inn keeper. Now I finally know why the animals all look at baby Jesus in their manger....I had to laugh so hard I almost drove off the road.
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- Craig Foster
- 12-22-19
Some Great Stuff In Here...
... well worth the price! An easy purchase for fans of Scalzi and Christmas! Excellent production values.
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- R. MCRACKAN
- 12-16-19
The very Scalziest of Christmases
It's hard to summarize this better than the title already does. The humor is classic Scalzi, as is the irreverence, and the occasional heartfelt moments. I really enjoyed this anthology and look forward to listening to it again next December as well.
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- Tanya Scott
- 12-10-19
Disappointing
I love classic Scalzi but this collection of stories was not what I was expecting. I kept listening until about half way, hoping there would be something engaging.
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,544
Colonial Union Ambassador Ode Abumwe and her team are used to life on the lower end of the diplomatic ladder. But when a high-profile diplomat goes missing, Abumwe and her team are last minute replacements on a mission critical to the Colonial Union’s future. As the team works to pull off their task, CDF Lieutenant Harry Wilson discovers there’s more to the story of the missing diplomats than anyone expected... a secret that could spell war for humanity.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Obumwe said, Eagan said, Wilson said, Rickney said
- By A Fitts on 01-18-13
By: John Scalzi
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Rip-Off!
- By: John Scalzi, Jack Campbell, Mike Resnick, and others
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton, Scott Brick, Christian Rummel, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 1,584
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,430
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 1,433
In Rip-Off!, 13 of today’s best and most honored writers of speculative fiction face a challenge even they would be hard-pressed to conceive: Pick your favorite opening line from a classic piece of fiction (or even non-fiction) - then use it as the first sentence of an entirely original short story.
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4 out of 5 stars
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When is a rip-off not a rip-off?
- By Julie W. Capell on 11-24-13
By: John Scalzi, and others
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Shadow War of the Night Dragons, Book One: The Dead City: Prologue
- A Tor.com Original
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: James MacKenzie
- Length: 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 135
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 120
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Story4 out of 5 stars 119
Here is Old Man's War author John Scalzi's sendup of the heroic fantasy genre, now a finalist for the Hugo Award for Best Short Story.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Wish I'd Read the Reviews
- By Lady on 11-11-13
By: John Scalzi
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The Android's Dream
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 12,465
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 11,285
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 11,272
A human diplomat creates an interstellar incident when he kills an alien diplomat in a most unusual way. To avoid war, Earth's government must find an equally unusual object: A type of sheep ("The Android's Dream"), used in the alien race's coronation ceremony. To find the sheep, the government turns to Harry Creek, ex-cop, war hero and hacker extraordinaire.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Covertly flatulent Scifi at it's best!
- By DAVID on 11-12-11
By: John Scalzi
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Miniatures
- The Very Short Fiction of John Scalzi
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam, Peter Ganim, Luke Daniels, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,232
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,034
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,040
The ex-planet Pluto has a few choice words about being thrown out of the solar system. A listing of alternate histories tells you all the various ways Hitler has died. A lawyer sues an interplanetary union for dangerous working conditions. And four artificial intelligences explain, in increasingly worrying detail, how they plan not to destroy humanity. Welcome to Miniatures: The Very Short Fiction of John Scalzi.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Small doses of "Scalzian" humor
- By Andre Wallace Simonsen on 01-05-17
By: John Scalzi
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The President's Brain Is Missing
- A Tor.Com Original
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: P. J. Ochlan
- Length: 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 459
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 404
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Story4 out of 5 stars 405
The question is, how can you tell the President's brain is missing? And are we sure we need it back?
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1 out of 5 stars
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Not my cup of tea (Kelly SAID)
- By Kelly A McDermott on 09-15-19
By: John Scalzi
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The B-Team
- The Human Division, Episode 1
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 2 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,730
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,536
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,544
Colonial Union Ambassador Ode Abumwe and her team are used to life on the lower end of the diplomatic ladder. But when a high-profile diplomat goes missing, Abumwe and her team are last minute replacements on a mission critical to the Colonial Union’s future. As the team works to pull off their task, CDF Lieutenant Harry Wilson discovers there’s more to the story of the missing diplomats than anyone expected... a secret that could spell war for humanity.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Obumwe said, Eagan said, Wilson said, Rickney said
- By A Fitts on 01-18-13
By: John Scalzi
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Rip-Off!
- By: John Scalzi, Jack Campbell, Mike Resnick, and others
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton, Scott Brick, Christian Rummel, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 1,584
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,430
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 1,433
In Rip-Off!, 13 of today’s best and most honored writers of speculative fiction face a challenge even they would be hard-pressed to conceive: Pick your favorite opening line from a classic piece of fiction (or even non-fiction) - then use it as the first sentence of an entirely original short story.
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4 out of 5 stars
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When is a rip-off not a rip-off?
- By Julie W. Capell on 11-24-13
By: John Scalzi, and others
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Shadow War of the Night Dragons, Book One: The Dead City: Prologue
- A Tor.com Original
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: James MacKenzie
- Length: 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 135
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 120
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Story4 out of 5 stars 119
Here is Old Man's War author John Scalzi's sendup of the heroic fantasy genre, now a finalist for the Hugo Award for Best Short Story.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Wish I'd Read the Reviews
- By Lady on 11-11-13
By: John Scalzi
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The Android's Dream
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 12,465
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 11,285
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 11,272
A human diplomat creates an interstellar incident when he kills an alien diplomat in a most unusual way. To avoid war, Earth's government must find an equally unusual object: A type of sheep ("The Android's Dream"), used in the alien race's coronation ceremony. To find the sheep, the government turns to Harry Creek, ex-cop, war hero and hacker extraordinaire.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Covertly flatulent Scifi at it's best!
- By DAVID on 11-12-11
By: John Scalzi
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The God Engines
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Christopher Lane
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 781
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 680
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Story4 out of 5 stars 679
Captain Ean Tephe is a man of faith, whose allegiance to his lord and to his ship is uncontested. The Bishopry Militant knows this — and so, when it needs a ship and crew to undertake a secret, sacred mission to a hidden land, Tephe is the captain to whom the task is given....
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3 out of 5 stars
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I love Scalzi's writing but not this book
- By Tony Loman on 11-29-11
By: John Scalzi
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Agent to the Stars
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 15,548
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 14,116
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 14,089
The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity's first interstellar friendship. There's just one problem: They're hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. So getting humanity's trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal. Enter Thomas Stein, who knows something about closing deals. He's one of Hollywood's hottest young agents.
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5 out of 5 stars
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excellent
- By C. Paget on 12-28-10
By: John Scalzi
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Old Man's War
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 26,821
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 23,863
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 23,862
John Perry did two things on his 75th birthday. First he visited his wife's grave. Then he joined the army. The good news is that humanity finally made it into interstellar space. The bad news is that planets fit to live on are scarce—and alien races willing to fight us for them are common. So: we fight. To defend Earth, and to stake our own claim to planetary real estate. Far from Earth, the war has been going on for decades: brutal, bloody, unyielding. Earth itself is a backwater.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun and Witty Military Sci-Fi
- By M. Spencer on 10-21-12
By: John Scalzi
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Little Fuzzy [Audible]
- By: H. Beam Piper
- Narrated by: Peter Ganim
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,016
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 844
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 844
The chartered Zarathustra Company had it all their way. Their charter was for a Class III uninhabited planet, which Zarathustra was, and it meant they owned the planet lock stock and barrel. They exploited it, developed it and reaped the huge profits from it without interference from the Colonial Government. Then Jack Holloway, a sunstone prospector, appeared on the scene with his family of Fuzzies and the passionate conviction that they were not cute animals but little people.
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5 out of 5 stars
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An old and much loved friend
- By Carl on 07-04-09
By: H. Beam Piper
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Slow Time Between the Stars
- The Far Reaches Collection
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Kay Eluvian
- Length: 56 mins