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Roscoe Riley Rules
- Never Swim in Applesauce
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 42 mins
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Literature & Fiction
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Publisher's Summary
Popular author Katherine Applegate has won a devoted following for her Roscoe Riley Rules series, which features a loveable youngster who has his own guidelines for getting by in life. Roscoe has already learned not to glue his friends to chairs, not to steal from bullies, and not to swap his sweaters for dogs. But when his class plans a field trip to an apple orchard, he gets himself into his stickiest situation yet—and learns a new rule in the process.