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Food is almost plentiful. Round one is coming to an egg-citing end. Watch out for that double cross.
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 35,954
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 32,026
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Story5 out of 5 stars 31,922
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
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Point Nemo
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In the heart of the South Pacific lies Point Nemo, the most desolate and remote place on Earth. At its core is a dead zone, devoid of life, where government agencies crash their obsolete satellites and space stations, confident they won't harm a soul. When the International Space Station suffers a catastrophic failure and plummets through the atmosphere, it's here that Mission Specialist Julie Rohr, an astrobiologist studying living space dust called xylem, finds herself marooned. Julie's only hope for rescue lies in the hands of her estranged father, Dr. Finn Maddern, a renowned mycologist.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Totally original-totally feasible!
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Artemis
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85,575
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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Repeats the same inner thoughts over, and over...
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- Robert S. Taylor
- 03-06-24
Had to finish in a day!
I could not go to bed until I finished the book. There is no way I could have been able to go to bed with the tantalizing twists and I am not referring to doughnuts.
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-07-24
Silly victory over candy
Its a fun listen. Ice creams monsters. 5 sword guys who are totally not disposable. And we all fear Nibbles
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- Bernie Metzger
- 03-13-24
just good listening.
I really enjoyed the series. This title suffered a little from 'getting to the end' but not enough to break down the story or momentum. I appreciate the narration and wish other older titles could benefit from their talents (many are very dated or just bad).
Overall, cannot wait to see what else Krout does & if anything comes from this universe - but am content with the ending if nothing else does. :)
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- Anonymous User
- 03-17-24
weird moments where they didn't use correct names
as the title says and the rating reveals it's a good book, but there are moments where the reader or the book are incorrect. like who was Jessica? I don't recall a Jessica being one of the characters involved, but I assumed they were talking about Jennifer. another moment where Hazels grenades became Christies grenades. a few other but more deeply buried discrepancies but overall a good listen.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-23-24
The puns!
Humor that seemed to never end based on puns that were so bad you can't help but laugh. Action and romance in just the right dash to spice it up.
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- Carl W Fratus
- 03-07-24
a nice end to an arc
good from beginning to end, it ends the characters arcs nicely. narrator was amazing and everything dovetailed perfectly.
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- Hallfam
- 03-08-24
The best omelet ever
Delightfully delicious and witty! Adventure, humor, and creative combat all rolled into one scrumptious burrito.
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- Richard
- 03-11-24
Fun end? to a fun series!
finale the Victor is crowned! One side defeats the other and the losing side can expect to be wiped out! Fun story in a horrible game world! We now know who wins... round 1! Hope fully there will be more books in this world covering round 2 and beyond!
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- Aaron Turner
- 03-21-24
A great story, full of dynamic characters, with a unique setting full or humor
I’m new to the LitRPG game and this is a great introduction. I would highly recommend this to anyone potentially interested in the genre - for parents scanning reviews, I would say this is appropriate for high school age or up. Like the title states, I am impressed with the author’s creativity, lack of predictability, and overall story creation. I got hooked on the series midway through book one, and I consumed books two and three as fast as possible - even losing sleep to continue listening. The humor is constant and multi leveled. Highly recommend this. Slight spoilers below for elaboration on previous.
Parents, concerning themes include cursing, dark humor, and imminent human mortality. Do not worry about sexual themes. There is minimal sexual content: minor innuendos two to three times.
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- Robert
- 04-01-24
Truly Enjoyable!
Loved it, every character is well designed the combat is so detailed! Loved every moment of these books! Hoping for more !!!
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