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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
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- dale cox
- 02-23-24
love this author
as someone who is very familiar with massage this was a great story and felt like the main character knew what they were doing
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-24-24
Unique hero
Very interesting idea on the type of hero. I liked it a lot. I also enjoyed the voice actors. They did a wide range of voices for the women and one of them sounded like a female Doofenshmirtz, which was hilarious. Only complain I would have though is a little more class in the lovemaking scenes. Overall a fun, unique story to listen to.
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- Jotun Shagrath
- 12-29-23
comfy and likeable characters
this is like a warm blanket. Knightley really knows how to make likeable characters, even if I am getting a bit tired of the harem shtick. I loved it!
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-18-24
great to the end
started for fun stayed for the storyline great to see a story have a great wrap up
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- Nemesis
- 12-10-23
Magic, humor, and heart!
Virgil Knightley's "Monster Masseur: The Complete Trilogy," narrated by Renée Nolen and Trevor Jordan, weaves magic, humor, and heart seamlessly. Ryker Hayes' journey from warlord to massage therapist is both hilarious and heartwarming, with Knightley's writing and Nolen and Jordan's narration creating an irresistible fantasy experience. A must-listen for those who crave a delightful blend of magic and humor in a unique world.
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- Colin
- 02-08-24
I wish there was more!
This is a work by Virgil that I wish was longer than three books. The performances are spectacular. I truly got lost in the story, and was sad when it ended.
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-19-24
Awesome story!! Well worth the listen!
I have listened to several of Virgil Knightly'd book and I feel that this was one of my top. And the ending was a great wrap up. Great job!
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- Anonymous User
- 12-29-23
Don’t let the synopsis scare you away, 
I let the story synopsis and audible sample let me shy away from this tile for so long. I would tell you to take a chance on this title. It is more than what the audio sample and synopsis to tell you. The MC being a masseuse is a small part of the story and tells a much broader story than it appears.
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- Travis Green
- 03-25-24
2 out of 3
5 stars for books 1 and 2.
Book 3 takes a hit. Transactional Romance is a bad look. Gigalos make for poor Heros.
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- DaynenMc
- 12-13-23
One of my favorite HaremLit series all-in-one!
This is such a great series and I'm ecstatic that it's now all together in one book.
A massage therapist gets transported to another world and into the body of his alternate self.
He now has to hide from those looking for him and joins up with a hot orc girl and then some other hot women of different fantasy species and starts an inn where he gives magic massages.
There's more slice-of-life than adventure and that works excellently for this awesome story.
Great writing and narration!
I give this series 8.5 out of 6 stars.
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