Lick and the Invasion

The Beginning (Book 1) (A Humorous Science Fiction Adventure)

By: Lick Darsey

Narrated by: Hector Carrillo

They came up on us like a gravy crap. We was just down by the creek dranking and shooting when them ugly suckers flanked us. My name is Lick. They call me Lick cause when I was a baby I used to lick everything. This is the story of me and my buddy Fanger. We call him Fanger cause when he was a kid he broke his panky fanger on his right hand and his mom and deddy didn't git it fixed right. Now it sticks out all the time like a fancy yankee or English man dranking tea. Anyway, this is the story of our first encounter and how we ended up on the run. Just like everybody else.

©2014, 2016 Robert D Smith Jr (P)2024 Robert D Smith Jr

If Larry the Cable Guy incited an Alien Invasion

This is hilarious, definitely lowbrow humor, but it hits the mark. I’m looking forward to another episode of this story.

DNF

Couldn’t finish. Mildly funny. Now i need i15 words t leave a review. More words are here now.

Waste of money

Waste of money, book one should have been chapter one of a real book. Characters are totally unbelievable. If I was a redneck or hillbilly I would have been offended by their stupidity. Can I get a refund?