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25 Farty Christmas Stories Rhyming Picture Book
- Narrated by: Bryan Hunt
- Length: 16 mins
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Publisher's summary
Kids just love the holiday season and they enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cooler kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way.
Timmie Guzzmann the author of the First Farting Advent Calendar knows because he is a kid himself and there is one thing that he even does better than farting and that is picking up trends because he loves to listen to his pals and the other kids at school. Lately he picked up lots of kid conversations where kids all around him just told him that they are annoyed by these lame chocolate countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years.
Timmie had an epiphany right at the spot and that is how the fart calendar was born.
He teamed up with his good friend Randolph Meretzenischt from poetry class to form a team of unbeatable fart rhyming artists. They got together and shared some crazy fart ideas and put them into fun and rhyming poetry a la Dr. Seuss.
Timmie the fart expert shared some cheerful ideas how farts can be transformed into the Christmas season and Randolph transformed Timmie's Christmas fart disgust into cheerful and seasonal greeting type of poetry that sounds like Christmas fart poetry world class.
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