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It's Mother-Pucking Christmas!

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It's Mother-Pucking Christmas!

By: Alina Jacobs
Narrated by: Beth Roeg, Tim Paige
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When your grandmother stalks the star hockey player on the rival team because “You need a husband, Dakota—you’re not getting any younger!” it’s Christmas crazy on ice.

It is not, however, the start of our great love story.
I don’t date guys on that team.

He doesn’t do casual, drunken hookups, which is all the captain of the Icebreakers is getting from moi.

I give him the finger and tell him I hope he loses his teeth out there.
He smirks and wins the game because both this Christmas season and this hockey season are a freaking scam.

Then my younger, much dumber brother informs me that he owes his bookie a bunch of money and really needs the Icebreakers to lose their next game, and could I pretty please be an amazing big sis and date their captain then break his heart so he’ll suck and lose the game—otherwise little bro will get killed, or worse, our mom will find out.

As much as I eye roll my overly large, overly loud family, I’d do anything for them.

Including date the captain of the Icebreakers.

Barf.

Ryder is a Boy Scout. He doesn’t swear. He uses words like ma’am and sir. On our date, he opens my door, pulls out my chair, and helps me with my coat. He even volunteers at the local animal shelter and loves handmade sweaters.

No, it is not cute! Three warm, gooey cinnamon rolls dressed up as a six-five, hot AF hockey player are not my type.

At all.
Nope.

Santa better bring me something nice this Christmas for all my pain and suffering!

In bed though?

Let’s just say sleeping with the captain of the Icebreakers…is not going to be a problem.

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Contemporary Sports Winter Christmas Game Heartfelt Hockey
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I love that Alina has extended following graceies family. It’s a cute rom con. I love how they did love each other

Super cute

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I know I say this a lot. But I really enjoy it when authors expand their worlds and include others from previous books and help create a bigger, broader perspective and picture of the lives of their characters.

That's why I read all the series an author writes.

And Alina Jacobs doesn't disappoint. This was a great book to get lost in.

"Every day with you is like a perfect holiday movie. "

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I laughed so hard at this book. Im so gappy at hearing Dakotas story. Rider was so sweet! I love how huge and crazy this family is and how they always stick together no matter what!!!!

Hilarious

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She's naughty, he's nice and together they are pure spice.
Her family is madcap, loud, everywhere and hockey obsessed.
He has always wanted to be part of a family.
She doesn't know it yet, but they are perfect for one another.
You will alternate between laughing and fanning yourself throughout the story.

Naughty or Nice

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I love a good Christmas romance with hockey thrown in so this was amazing. I listened to it in only a few hours. The narratives did a phenomenal job. I’ll definitely be listening to it again next year!

Cute

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