Hosed

By: Lili Valente, Pippa Grant

Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Virginia Rose

The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door....

He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot that he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame-retardant coveralls.

He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.

I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex-toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.

Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.

Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?

Seriously...have you seen them? Anyone?

Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.

Yeah, I know. I’m hosed. So hosed.

Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliff-hangers and ends with a banging-hot happily ever after.

©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente

This book was harilious.

ok 1st of all I bought this book because it was a Pippa Grant book. That alone is a winner for me. 2nd you just have to read this book, the bathroom scene alone, which includes Ryan & Cassie was so funny that tears were rolling down my face. I literly had trouble seeing to drive. 3rd the George Coony epilogue alone is enough to set anyone to rolling on the floor laughing. Truly it was priceless!
So please if you want to laugh so hard that you won't ever need to do crunches again then please buy this book. You sure won't be sorry, the romance is good, steamy parts are great, and the cast of characters are so well written its like they really are alive in Happy Cat, Georgia.
And no spoiler here but the bad character sure deserves a big old kick in the pants because the bad person will blow your mind.
So my fellow readers, happy reading.

Nice listen after a busy day..

This book Creates an opportunity to leave reality for a bit and move into a pleasant alternative world, where everyone is quirky and sweet and interesting.
The main characters were lovely and the story didn’t lead to any real tension that would have destroyed the warm bubble of pleasant the story created.

Too Funny! Loved it!

This was a funny, great story. Hope the rest of the boys have a story coming.

love

This was cute, funny, different and intriguing. Love George and Sticky. I wish we knew more about Ryan and Cassie after the wedding.

Hilarious and Sooooooo Good!

I haven't loved a book this much in a long time. I had no idea going into it that it would be so incredibly funny, along with sweet, sexy, and feel-good. I just about cracked a rib during the epilogue. If you want to have a smile on your face and feel so good by the end of a book, I HIGHLY suggest this. It's so worth your credit!