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Seashells, Gator Bones, and the Church of Everlasting Liability
- Stories from a Small Florida Town in the 1930s
- Narrated by: Susan Adger
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
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Publisher's summary
In the 1930s, the fictional town of Toad Springs, Florida, is filled with the adventures and daily whatnots of worthy, down-to-earth folk such as Flavey Stroudamore, owner of a three-legged gator named Precious who also just happens to have a birthmark of Jesus on his side.
Joining Flavey are Buck Blander, pastor of the Church of Everlasting Liability, who honed his preaching skills in prison but doesn't tell his parishioners, and Sweetie Mooney, whose attempt to run a beauty shop in her aunt's home fails after tragedies with head lice and henna hair dye.
This lively, heartwarming collection of tales from the Sunshine State will inspire you to smile!
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