For the Fourth of July holiday, Susie and her family took a quick trip down the California coast to check the sexual temperature of Los Angeles. In this week's Front Page, Susie explains all the reasons why things just weren't how she remembered them. In her Media Whore section, in the fashion of a women's magazine self-help list, Susie offers her 12 Anti-Erotic Tips for the Puritanically Inclined. Susie guarantees that if you follow these 12-steps, no one, including you, will want to have sex with you again. And, in her Try This at Home mailbag, Susie hears from a listener who offers feedback to both "Kind Susie" and "Cruel Susie." Be sure to send your completely confidential sex questions and feedback to all the Susies at email@example.com.
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