I don't know how I didn't go insane living all alone for over a year in that house. When I wasn't writing articles, I had a few ways to keep myself entertained, most of which involved exploring my body. I'd make a night out of it, taking a bath and lighting some candles. Ironically, I was doing just that when the shower curtain caught fire. The next thing I knew, I was outside on the lawn in nothing but a towel, waiting for the fire department to arrive. I hadn't even gotten to finish my business. They arrived faster than I could've asked for, so thankfully no extreme damage was done. Seeing all those brave men running through my house made my hormones go wild, so I took it to my advantage, and asked them if they would finish my business for me. I didn't expect what came next.