"Hi! I'm Tamara and I'm having T-Rex's baby. There I said it. That wasn't so hard."
I spoke loudly to the roomful of strangers and tried not to squirm under their scrutinizing gazes. I mean really what gives them the right to be so judgmental. Peter, sitting three chairs to my left, knocked up a yeti on his backpacking trip in Russia.
Of course, he is banned from ever entering the country lest he be executed on the spot. Apparently, this particular yeti was Pladimir Vutin's mistress.