• Candide (Gildan Media Edition)

  • By: Voltaire
  • Narrated by: Don Hagen
  • Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (531 ratings)

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Candide (Gildan Media Edition)

By: Voltaire
Narrated by: Don Hagen
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Publisher's Summary

Candide is a French satire written in 1759 by Voltaire, a philosopher of the Age of Enlightenment. One of the finest satires ever written, this lively tale follows the absurdly melodramatic adventures of the youthful Candide, who is forced into the army, flogged, shipwrecked, betrayed, robbed, separated from his beloved Cunégonde, and tortured by the Inquisition. As Candide witnesses calamity upon calamity, he becomes disillusioned and discovers that all is not always for the best.

Candide is characterized by its sarcastic tone, dark humor, and erratic, fantastical, fast-moving plot. Voltaire ridicules religion, theologians, governments, armies, philosophies and philosophers, and romance.

Candide has enjoyed both great success and great scandal. It was widely banned because it contained religious blasphemy, political sedition, and intellectual hostility hidden under a thin veil of naïveté. Voltaire never admitted to having written the highly controversial Candide; instead, the work was signed Mister Doctor Ralph.

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Amusing, a favorite, well read

This is a classic of satire, with Voltaire's particular puckishness all over it. It skewers every sort of righteous scoundrel who still walks our world, in politics, religion or elsewhere, pronouncing this or that fancy moralistic sermon while mocking poor fools like this hapless sincere fellow Candide, and divesting the latter of every penny. It is a lesson we could use today! It perhaps gets a little repetitive toward the end, but it was fun getting there.

The narrator, Don Hagen, is a favorite of mine, especially with humorous content. His voice has an understated whimsy in it that makes me laugh a lot.

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Very enjoyable recording

I really enjoyed this recording. The narrator's voice was very pleasant - easy to understand. Voltaire's wit was a wonderful discovery for me. I had just finished the Teaching Company's course on Voltaire (which was excellent) and decided I needed to sample Candide for myself. I was not at all disappointed. I'm sure to come back to this recording in the future.

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Well Done Narration for a Classic

The story focuses on the philosophy of optimism in the face of overwhelming obstacles and misfortune. It seems modern given the fast-pace of the narrative. The theme remains relevant today. A great story and well narrated.

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259 year old read still speaks to the 21st century

Deeply moving! Hilariously heartbreaking! Voltaire skewers religion, the philosophy of leibnitz, the sovereignty of God, and the idea of the goodness of man. This almost three century old book still speaks to us today. There are laugh out loud moments, but there are also deeply head-shaking moments. I cannot say enough about how much I love this novel.

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perfectly narrated classic.

Voltaires coming of age classic is beautifully executed by this talented narrator. If you enjoyed Zadig, Siddhartha, or The Alchemist, you will enjoy Candide.

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Love this book!

Second time I've listened/read to this story. Candide is an insightful and hilarious read.

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fascinating story , full circle back to basics .

was very fascinating story , easy and fun to listen to and lots of deep life's lessons presented .

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Amazing concept ... must cultivate our garden

What a work of art, philosophy, with such deep metaphysical meaning, written by the best!

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Timeless classic read by competant narrator

Voltaire's satire of society and human nature is a brilliant read even by modern standards

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Great voice!

The reader makes a challenging text not only easy to understand but enjoyable! Candide is a rich, worthwhile satire that is worth the challenge.

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  • William Farrar
  • 11-15-17

Always a delightful book - perfectly narrated.

As for the story and, the history of book, the publishers summary says it all.

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  • John
  • 06-27-16

great but...

great book, well read but let down by the quiet level of the sound. turn it up