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Grumpy Old Rockstar and Other Wonderous Stories Audiobook

Grumpy Old Rockstar and Other Wonderous Stories

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Publisher's Summary

Around about September of 1948, Mr and Mrs Cyril Wakeman had an early night. And some time later, at Perivale in Middlesex, Mrs Wakeman produced a bonny baby son. They named him Richard, but he quickly became known as Rick.

Rick was a likable little fellow who had a talent for the piano (and for making trouble), and music became his life. Later, he joined a popular music group called Yes and became a legend.

Much later, he became a Grumpy Old Man who appears on Countdown, hosts a hugely popular radio show on Planet Rock and performs a one-man show telling stories about his rather extraordinary life.

That's where this book you comes in. Mr Wakeman is simply one of the great storytellers of our age - let's face it, he has some fabulous material. It seemed a shame that some of the funniest yarns should not be more widely known. So he accepted some cash and here we are.

Curl up by the fire with a Grumpy Old Rockstar and your nearest and dearest. We defy you not to listen and laugh.

©2008 Rick Wakeman; (P)2008 Random House Audiobooks

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    Kurt Haug 01-24-17
    Kurt Haug 01-24-17
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    "This Curmudgeon's favorite "Grumpy Old Rock Star""
    Would you consider the audio edition of Grumpy Old Rockstar and Other Wonderous Stories to be better than the print version?

    Absolutely! Why would anyone NOT want to hear Rick's own voice reading the book rather than hearing some silly professional narrator or random VIH (Voice in Head) stumble through such a flavorful text?


    What does Rick Wakeman bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Didn't you read my answer to your first question?!


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Not really "laugh"-- more like "chortle." An occasional "guffaw."<br/><br/>Ok, maybe more than once I ended up like Uncle Albert (from Mary Poppins... not the Paul McCartney one), splitting a gut and gasping for breath. Not for the timid, this book


    Any additional comments?

    As the "Corner Office Curmudgeon," if not a "Grumpy Old Entrepreneur," I'm at least known as a "snarky Uncle Horace" to many a tech start-up founder and the VC community. And yet I found virtually NOTHING to complain about! <br/><br/>Well, get off if my lawn anyway!<br/><br/>I'm a proud, if a bit gruff child of the 70's and prog rockaholic myself, Rick Wakeman has always been an enigma who in his later years has been reborn as a radio/TV etc. celebrity and has ended up yes (no pun intended) reminding me of snarky Uncle Horace indeed. <br/><br/>Settle in for a spider web of interconnected quirky stories delivered by a grand storyteller and legendary contrarian non-conformist who always seemed to be at the center of near mythical calamities and bizarre going-on associated with the excess of the time and place. I imagine many, many a late night pub outing (non-alcoholic, of course) could be filled with his banter. Should be good for three or four more books, at least. <br/><br/>Can't wait for the audio version-- nothing else will do-- of the author reading the sequel. Until then I guess I'll just have to be satisfied to follow the Premier League and catch another ARW gig. <br/><br/>But if that fat ol' geezer chick with the faded Strawbs T-shirt that was "sitting" in front of me at the last show is there again and spends the night on her feet dancing (more like shuffling) and blocking my view of the "stout" fellow wearing a cape playing keyboards, I'll have to thump her boney head and tell her to squeeze back into her seat. Same with her reed-thin middle-aged companion (who despite all logic, reason and conceivable imagination appeared to be her daughter with a permed, slightly less gray hairstyle) wearing a Union tour tee tied into a halter top. <br/><br/>Sheesh. No respect for elderly, let alone the music. Kids these days..

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    C. Courtland 11-27-11
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    "Fantastic"

    Great read/listen, grew up in the 70s when the music business was a powerful industry. Rick Wakeman is not only a super talented musician but equally talented story teller. Highly Recommended!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Manificial Colorado 06-06-17
    Manificial Colorado 06-06-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Unbelievable"

    Rick Wakeman is an excellent story teller without a doubt. And that's all you'll get here, hence the subtitle. If you're looking for ANY biographical information about Rick Wakeman, any of the musicians he's worked with or any of the music he's made, look elsewhere. This is a guy recounting tales of thoughtless, narcissistic man-children on tour. Many of the stories I find unbelievable. And when most of the author's life has been soaked in alcohol to an extreme level, how can you believe him? How credible is his memory? Great reader, tedious stories - most of which aren't even that "wild."

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    Russell Bernard Salt Lake City, Utah United States 05-31-17
    Russell Bernard Salt Lake City, Utah United States 05-31-17 Member Since 2014

    Avid Listener of books at 1-1/2 times the normal speed. Trying to make up for all those boring high school teachers that could not reach me.

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    "Great fun form the golden age of rock and roll."

    Rick's narration really brings these stories to life.I am so glad that he did not use a professional narrator, it would have ruined the stories and lost half of the fun. If you like rock and roll and especially if you are a yes fan this is a must listen.

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    Arthur Simi Valley, CA, United States 09-24-16
    Arthur Simi Valley, CA, United States 09-24-16 Member Since 2013
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    "A real hoot"

    Quite enjoyable this one was, and an entertaining presentation in the reading by Mr Wakeman himself. I wish there would be another installment on Audible by Wakeman at some point.

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    John South River, NJ, United States 04-20-15
    John South River, NJ, United States 04-20-15 Member Since 2006
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    "Wasn't a Rick Wakeman fan, until now!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Absolutely. This is one of the funniest books I have ever "read". Rick's life and bizarre experiences are beyond belief. What a life! And his storytelling style is spot on for the material.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Drinking airplanes dry.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Probably smuggling Soviet captains uniforms out of Russia.


    Any additional comments?

    This is a book that anyone would enjoy. Even if you aren't a Wakeman fan, even if you don't like Yes, or prog rock, you will love the craziness of a life beyond anything you could imagine. Booze, money and a Keith Moon-like personality make for some interesting moments. And yes, Keith Moon does thrash a restaurant in this book.

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    Dan Stackhouse 01-17-12
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    "Entertaining vignettes from a charmed life."
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    Yes


    If you???ve listened to books by Rick Wakeman before, how does this one compare?

    Only book I've read by Rick


    Which character ??? as performed by Rick Wakeman ??? was your favorite?

    Rick


    Any additional comments?

    Wakeman does a fine job narrating bringing his autobiographical stories to life. Some insights into the Yes years but mostly a series of short stories about his career. Fun stories from another era.

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    susan Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada 11-07-12
    susan Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada 11-07-12

    Audible lets me listen to books I probably wouldn't read

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    "No comparison with Keith or Eric"

    I was so looking forward to this listen as it came highly recommended;however I think my friend had read it rather than listened to it. Rick does himself a huge disservice by reading it himself. He isn't a natural reader and his delivery is irritating. He also is just not funny when he's reading passages he obviously thinks should have us rolling in the aisles.I gave up after His Russian escapade.Rick should have kept to his day job.

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  • Donald
    Witney, Oxon, United Kingdom
    5/30/09
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    "Slow car trips to hear more of this"

    A great and funny listen, mostly in fairly short chapters that are ideal when driving to work. I find myself driving slower in order to listen a little longer.
    Rick narrates his life that could have gone so wrong like many other talents have but so far has come out on top. Long may it continue.
    I am not a fan of his music but this book makes him a favourite author, let's hope for more.

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  • Justin
    Sheffield, south yorkshire, United Kingdom
    12/6/09
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    "Hillarious !"

    One of hte best books ive downloaded, made me crack a few belly laughs as well as some seriously interesting stoaries about ricks life !

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Joan
    londonUnited Kingdom
    8/24/09
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    "a great storyteller"

    Rick Wakeman is good value! You're always in for a great time when he shows up on radio and TV. This was one of the most enjoyable author-read audiobooks I've heard in a long while. Sequel, please!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Paul
    Brighton, England
    6/26/17
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    "Wondrous Tales"

    Excellent book, funny, couldn't stop laughing in places. An absolute must listen for anybody who likes tales of drunken revelry and rock stars of the seventies and eighties. So many of these so-called rock biographies let down. This one certainly doesn't.

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    Witherslack, United Kingdom
    3/27/17
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    "Absolute Gold"

    A think it's a case of truth being stranger than fiction. Rick Wakeman has certainly had a mist extraordinary life. This was published in 2008 so there is even more to add, he certainly is still adding to life experiences.
    If you were ever a fan of "Yes" or have seen Mr Wakeman in any of his musical performances this is a real treat! So many of his stories are so funny but that's him. A great sense of fun comes through in his words. Even better that he narrated the book himself. You are right there as a fly on the wall watching the ridiculous things he got up to, which almost cost him his life. Great for us that he stepped back from the abyss and is still creating great music and no doubt mayhem wherever he goes. There is no one else like him. A really enjoyable listen. Loved it.

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  • steve Charles
    3/24/17
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    "Read by Rick"

    Loved it, you can't beat autobiographys read by the person him or her self, this one, Tony Robinson, etc, brilliant.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Willy Mismot
    Scotland
    1/16/17
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    "Yesterdays"
    Would you listen to Grumpy Old Rockstar and Other Wonderous Stories again? Why?

    Yes, I would definitely listen to Rick's stories again because my family love them too; they're great driving stories.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I liked his frank and funny memoiries since catching him on Grumpy Old Men. Just seems a very personable and normal person who could have been even more well-known for his incredible talent as well as his keyboard playing. The fact that he isn't better known doesn't seem to bother him in the slightest.


    What did you like about the performance? What did you dislike?

    That's the one thing I though might have been better if he'd got a professional narrator in. Ricks voice was a bit samey and I think I know why he doesn't sing.


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    It made me laugh out loud in parts. The story about the stadium venue tunnel is brilliant.


    Any additional comments?

    Can't wait for more of Wakeman's books to become available on Audible. He's a national treasure only one you'd like to go to the pub with . . . orange juice all round, of course.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Chris W.
    1/16/17
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    "Too much of a chip on my shoulder..."

    Too much of a chip on my shoulder to really enjoy it, but it's clear he a good bloke.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Rod
    11/20/16
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    "Rick Wakeman Ace Speaker"

    I could listen to Rick for ages. Interviews on radio and tv are way to short.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Rezner
    Heanor,Derbyshire,uk
    11/1/16
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    "Brilliant."
    Any additional comments?

    It was very entertaining and performed very well. As funny as you would expect, but also informative and eye opening.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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