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It begins with a sea lion committing sexual harassment and ends with the avenging spirit of Steve McQueen. In between, a nudist mascot, a Kansas hick with an eBay streak, and a beautiful marine biologist. (Is there any other kind?) Wild and weird, it's hilarious adventure on America's wettest coast. And living proof that you don't need to be drenched in sun to get beach slapped - hard.
Beach Slapped, is a mystery novel in the tradition of Carl Hiaasen. Focusing on the just-off-of-center residents of Surfland, a half-fictional city of 10,000 people on the wet and weird coast of Oregon, the adventure isn't just about getting the bad guy, it's about the lovable lunatics met along the way. From the sci-fi geek who never met a galactic parable he didn't love, to a father-turned-stalker, to the volunteer fire fighter who insists a stuffed dalmatian always ride shotgun, everyone's favorite oddball friend is here, just a little bit odder.
In the middle of it all is reluctant hero Jackson Poe, a freelance writing renegade from the corporate world writing stories about $30,000 bathrooms just to pay the bills. Refusing to give in to reality or climate, he buys his Hawaiian shirts at Goodwill and his cars topless. Always one sandal step ahead of his bills, his ex-girlfriend and the occasional cop looking to make a monthly ticket quota, Poe is living life just the way he likes it: roof rertracted and relaxed.
But that all changes one morning when he discovers marine biologist Callista Walker being harassed by a sea lion in a way they never discussed in college. Hoping to discover who chased her into the chilly ocean to drown, (the sea lion was an added bonus) Poe and Walker stumble into a scheme that will take them from the edge of the sea to a galaxy of reality show stupidity that's unfortunately not so far away. And whether it's rampant developers, landau roofs or Bette Midler's Wind Beneath My Wings, everywhere Poe looks there are threats to his world as he knows it.
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By: Michael Kardos
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Only the Rain
- A Novel
- By: Randall Silvis
- Narrated by: Eric G. Dove
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 131
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 100
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Story4 out of 5 stars 101
When family man and war veteran Russell loses his job as a quarry worker, his life suddenly seems more like a waking nightmare than a chance to finally live the American dream. Facing bills, a new baby, and a bone-dry bank account, he's got nothing left to lose. Russell comes to the rescue of a naked stranger dancing in the rain, and what was supposed to be a straightforward good deed turns into a spiral of danger.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Pretty Good Book!!
- By shelley on 01-28-18
By: Randall Silvis
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Southern Comfort
- By: Fern Michaels
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Cummings
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 127
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 104
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Story4 out of 5 stars 104
Atlanta homicide detective Patrick “Tick” Kelly turned his back on the world the day his wife and children were murdered. Abandoning his city and his career, he holed up in a beach house on Mango Key, Florida, and drowned his grief in Jack Daniels. Now sober and a bestselling author, Tick would gladly stay a recluse forever if his brother Pete didn’t keep trying to drag him back to the land of the living. After years of sacrificing her personal life in favor of her DEA job, special agent Kate Rush resigned and moved back to her native Miami.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Disappointment
- By Klehan on 05-18-11
By: Fern Michaels
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The Boy Kings of Texas
- A Memoir
- By: Domingo Martinez
- Narrated by: Emilio Delgado
- Length: 13 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 345
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 316
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Story4 out of 5 stars 315
A lyrical and authentic book that recounts the story of a border-town family in Brownsville, Texas in the 1980s, as each member of the family desperately tries to assimilate and escape life on the border to become "real" Americans, even at the expense of their shared family history. This is really un-mined territory in the memoir genre that gives in-depth insight into a previously unexplored corner of America.
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3 out of 5 stars
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It was Okay
- By DebKoo on 05-17-13
By: Domingo Martinez
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Watch Me Die
- A Novel
- By: Lee Goldberg
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 5 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 300
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 249
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Story4 out of 5 stars 253
Harvey Mapes is a 26-year-old security guard who spends his nights in a guard shack outside a gated community in Southern California, reading detective novels, watching reruns, and waiting for his life to finally start…which happens when Cyril Parkus, one of the wealthy residents, asks Harvey to follow his beautiful wife. The lowly security guard jumps at the opportunity to fulfill his private eye fantasies and use everything he’s learned from Spenser, Magnum, and Mannix. But things don’t exactly go according to the books…or the reruns.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Security Guard Fantasy
- By Chip Atkinson on 02-10-14
By: Lee Goldberg
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Middle Falls Time Travel Omnibus
- Middle Falls Time Travel, Books 1-3
- By: Shawn Inmon
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller, Johnathan McClain, James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 21 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 595
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 535
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Story5 out of 5 stars 533
Contains three complete, novel-length audiobooks in the Middle Falls Time Travel series.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Too much animal torture.
- By Mary D on 10-02-20
By: Shawn Inmon
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Beach Lawyer
- Beach Lawyer, Book 1
- By: Avery Duff
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 11 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,020
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 894
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Story4 out of 5 stars 895
After five grueling years, Robert Worth is just days away from making partner at a powerful Santa Monica law firm. When a client confides in him that senior partner Jack Pierce sexually assaulted her, Robert breaks two of his mentor's cardinal rules: Never let yourself get emotional about clients. And never make an enemy of Jack Pierce. Robert crosses Pierce and is fired on the spot, losing not only his job but also his reputation. Advised to go quietly, Robert vows revenge against the ruthless man who betrayed him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Story! Great Narration!
- By Tracy T on 06-26-17
By: Avery Duff
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Never Look Away
- By: Linwood Barclay
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Cummings
- Length: 12 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 277
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 212
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Story4 out of 5 stars 211
A warm summer Saturday. An amusement park. David Harwood is glad to be spending some quality time with his wife, Jan, and their four-year-old son. But what begins as a pleasant family outing turns into a nightmare after an inexplicable disappearance. A frantic search only leads to an even more shocking and harrowing turn of events.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not bad but not his best
- By Girlbos on 04-05-12
By: Linwood Barclay
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The Bazaar of Bad Dreams
- Stories
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Stephen King, Dylan Baker, Brooke Bloom, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,647
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,609
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,598
A master storyteller at his best - the O. Henry Prize winner Stephen King delivers a generous collection of stories, several of them brand-new, featuring revelatory autobiographical comments on when, why, and how he came to write (or rewrite) each story. Magnificent, eerie, utterly compelling, these stories comprise one of King's finest gifts to his constant fan. "I made them especially for you," says King. "Feel free to examine them, but please be careful. The best of them have teeth."
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5 out of 5 stars
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HE'S A CUP OF COFFEE
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 12-10-15
By: Stephen King
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Deadly Shore
- By: Andrew Cunningham
- Narrated by: Greg Hernandez
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 79
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 74
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 74
It's July 5th, and the Cape Cod roadways are clogged with tourists heading home from the holiday weekend and trying to outrun an approaching potentially catastrophic hurricane. But in the blink of an eye, their lives are thrown into chaos when terrorists bring down the bridges to the Cape. Instantly, a half million terrified people have no way to escape. And when the terrorists threaten to release anthrax on the captive population if their demands aren't met, fear turns to all-out panic.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Thrilling.
- By Natalie @ ABookLoversLife on 02-27-17
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Everything to Lose
- A Novel
- By: Andrew Gross
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 160
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 144
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Story4 out of 5 stars 141
While driving along a suburban back road, Hilary Blum, who's just lost her job and whose deadbeat husband has left her alone to care for her son with Asperger's, witnesses a freakish accident. A car ahead of her careens down a hill and slams into a tree. Stopping to help, she discovers the driver dead - and a satchel stuffed with a half a million dollars.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Protagonist is missing a moral compass!
- By shelley on 07-03-18
By: Andrew Gross
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Just Add Water
- Hetta Coffey Series, Book 1
- By: Jinx Schwartz
- Narrated by: Beth Richmond
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 174
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 150
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Story4 out of 5 stars 149
Hetta Coffey is a globe-trotting civil engineer with attitude who is working on coming of age, a little late. Pushing forty and still single, Hetta is the epitome of the "B" word: bold, bossy, brassy, breezy, and brash. After leaving a lifelong swath of failed multinational affairs in her jet stream, it is no wonder Hetta prefers living with her dog, R.J. But old habits die hard, and trolling for triceps is Hetta's hobby....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Mixed bag. The dog dies.
- By Elisabeth Carey on 09-02-18
By: Jinx Schwartz
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Son of the Mob
- By: Gordon Korman
- Narrated by: Max Casella
- Length: 4 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 59
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 49
There is just one thing that really sets Vince Luca apart for other kids - his father happens to be the head of a powerful crime organization. Needless to say, while Vince's family's connections can be handy for certain things (like when teachers are afraid to give him a bad grade), they can put a serious crimp in his dating life. But when Vince meets a girl who finally seems to be worth the trouble, her family turns out to be the biggest problem of all. Her father is an FBI agent - the one who has been watching Vince's family for years, and who wants to put his father away for good.
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5 out of 5 stars
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YA mafia rom com
- By Jessica M. Henn on 09-08-22
By: Gordon Korman
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An American Demon
- A Memoir
- By: Jack Grisham
- Narrated by: Jack Grisham
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 115
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 109
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 108
Depravity, redemption, terror, and spiritual deliverance abound in this physically and psychologically complex memoir from the front man of the pioneer punk band True Sounds of Liberty (TSOL). Spanning the extremes between hard-core punk memoir and handbook for recovery and survival, this narrative documents a youth rebellion that changed the world and offered life lessons rooted in 1980s punk culture.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Relatable if you had religion force fed to you.
- By Justin on 08-26-15
By: Jack Grisham
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The Dawn Patrol
- By: Don Winslow
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,235
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,901
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,888
Every morning Boone Daniels is out with the Dawn Patrol: four men and one woman as single-minded about surfing as he is, or nearly. They have real jobs; Boone works as a P.I. just enough to keep himself in fish tacos and in the water. But Boone is also obsessed with the unsolved case of a young girl named Rain who was abducted while he was with the San Diego police.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Don Winslow always surprises me
- By Hannah Coale on 09-08-15
By: Don Winslow
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The Unsung Hero
- Troubleshooters, Book 1
- By: Suzanne Brockmann
- Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor, Melanie Ewbank
- Length: 15 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 495
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 441
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 443
After a near-fatal head injury, Navy SEAL lieutenant Tom Paoletti catches a glimpse of an international terrorist in his New England hometown. When he calls for help, the Navy dismisses the sighting as injury-induced imaginings. In a last-ditch effort to prevent disaster, Tom creates his own makeshift counterterrorism team, assembling his most loyal officers, two elderly war veterans, a couple of misfit teenagers, and Dr. Kelly Ashton.
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4 out of 5 stars
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New narration breathes life into this for me
- By Kindle Customer (VH) on 06-21-16
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Sinkhole
- A Novel
- By: Davida G. Breier
- Narrated by: Anna Caputo
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 34
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 33
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Story4 out of 5 stars 33
Lies from the past and a dangerous present collide when, after fifteen years in exile, Michelle Miller returns to her tiny hometown of Lorida, Florida. With her mother in the hospital, she’s forced to reckon with the broken relationships she left behind: with her family, with friends, and with herself.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Masterful, atmospheric debut novel
- By Jaclyn Wilson on 07-12-22
By: Davida G. Breier
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The Last Refuge
- By: Chris Knopf
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 966
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 827
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 823
Sam Acquillo is at the end of the line: he's a middle-aged corporate dropout living in a ramshackle cottage in Southampton's North Sea. But then the old lady next door ends up floating dead in her bathtub, and it seems that Sam is the only one who wonders why.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A hero who doesn't work and play well with others.
- By Cholmondeley on 04-04-13
By: Chris Knopf