The Hitman's Guide to Stately Fences and Killer Defenses

By: Alice Winters

Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo

Leland

Life is normal…suspiciously normal.

During my long, lonely years as a hitman, I never realized that one day, I would have a family to call my own.

Now, instead of stalking my targets and taking down people with a flick of my wrist, my specialties lie in things like planning sleepovers (why does Waylon look terrified?), The Fence hour (those are screams of joy), and involving others to help our child succeed (no, of course I didn’t abduct anyone).

But for a guy like me, things can’t stay good for too long. Someone seems to think that I should still be the ruthless hitman I used to be. They want to draw me back into the limelight and prove to me that what I’m living now is a lie.

But they don’t realize how much they’re going to regret meeting the Sandman–especially once they threatened my family.

Jackson

This person seems to be obsessed with an image of Leland from the past, and because of it, we now have a crime boss on our tail and a bounty on Leland’s head. The stalker has no idea that Leland comes with multiple ex-assassins, a sketchy Scotsman, and the chief of police who likes to pretend he doesn’t want to be involved.

I adore my life with Leland just the way it is (someone, please burn down The Fence), and no one is going to ruin that (I will pay well).

They’d better be afraid to sleep because the Sandman is coming (and if they took down The Fence while they were at it, I wouldn’t mind).

©2025 Alice Winters (P)2026 Alice Winters

ANOTHER AMAZING STORY!!!

Thus whole series is the best. I absolutely love and recommend this series every chance I get. HOME RUN!! OUT OF THE PARK!!
How long for the next one? *asking for a friend*

The laughs never stop. Can’t what for the next book in the series!

Amazingly fun and surprise twist ending. Can’t wait for the next installment in the hitman’s guild world! Keep it up AW!!!

awesome!!!

I love the stories and Michael "singing" Lelands songs. He nailed it, lol I always look forward to the next story.

Absolutely Fantastic!

Not sure if this is the end of this series, but if so…what a great way to end it!!! I’ve enjoyed this series so much, I listened to the whole thing, a third time, to get to this book. I couldn’t put it down. The writing, the narration…all of it is So. Amazingly. Good!🌟🔥🌟🔥🌟

Another Hit!

Alice is an amazing author and paired with this narrator, they just cannot be stopped. If you're new to this series, I highly recommend starting with book one. You will fall in love with each and every one of the characters, laugh along with the inside jokes and wonder what Leland and his growing family of misfits will get into next.