The Hitman's Guide to Stately Fences and Killer Defenses

By: Alice Winters

Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo

Leland

Life is normal…suspiciously normal.

During my long, lonely years as a hitman, I never realized that one day, I would have a family to call my own.

Now, instead of stalking my targets and taking down people with a flick of my wrist, my specialties lie in things like planning sleepovers (why does Waylon look terrified?), The Fence hour (those are screams of joy), and involving others to help our child succeed (no, of course I didn’t abduct anyone).

But for a guy like me, things can’t stay good for too long. Someone seems to think that I should still be the ruthless hitman I used to be. They want to draw me back into the limelight and prove to me that what I’m living now is a lie.

But they don’t realize how much they’re going to regret meeting the Sandman–especially once they threatened my family.

Jackson

This person seems to be obsessed with an image of Leland from the past, and because of it, we now have a crime boss on our tail and a bounty on Leland’s head. The stalker has no idea that Leland comes with multiple ex-assassins, a sketchy Scotsman, and the chief of police who likes to pretend he doesn’t want to be involved.

I adore my life with Leland just the way it is (someone, please burn down The Fence), and no one is going to ruin that (I will pay well).

They’d better be afraid to sleep because the Sandman is coming (and if they took down The Fence while they were at it, I wouldn’t mind).

©2025 Alice Winters (P)2026 Alice Winters

awesome!!!

I love the stories and Michael "singing" Lelands songs. He nailed it, lol I always look forward to the next story.

ANOTHER AMAZING STORY!!!

Thus whole series is the best. I absolutely love and recommend this series every chance I get. HOME RUN!! OUT OF THE PARK!!
How long for the next one? *asking for a friend*

Amazing

Alice and Michael are a winning combination of talents. I am in amazed by both of them. Thank you for the laughs and escape with entertainment in these dark times.

I cannot love this series more

Words cannot express the love I have for this series! Honestly there is not one thing I do not love! From Jackson FINALLY admitting the fence brought him Leland, to embarrassing children, blow-up Randy and Rhonda, and now Daddy Duck-I am seriously obsessed with all things Hitman's Guide! There is not a single book I don't laugh out loud in this series and this one is no different! Michael Ferraiuolo is a Master! Nobody could bring these characters to livlge better! ♾️/5 stars on all the things!

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Loved every single second. The amount of joy…of excitement I felt when I found out this book was happening is unreal. Love the series, love the characters, love the author and the narrator. I hope there are more to come bc I seriously can’t get enough of this series.