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Myrtlewood Mysteries, Book 9
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Narrated by:
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Lorna Bennett
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By:
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Iris Beaglehole
About this listen
Welcome back to Myrtlewood, where magic and mayhem are always on the menu.
Rosemary Thorn's life takes another surreal turn as she prepares to host the most unlikely event of the season, while her daughter Athena juggles exam stress and organizing the town's Imbolc ritual.
Darkness is stirring in the nearby forest, and a hunger-driven force threatens to consume everything in its path. With vampire politics, fae realm adventures, and cantankerous deities in the mix, Rosemary and Athena must confront both external dangers and their own inner demons. Can they overcome their personal struggles and band together with friends old and new to protect Myrtlewood once again?
Packed with humor, heart, and a dash of the supernatural, this magical adventure suggests that in Myrtlewood, the most powerful magic of all just might be facing your fears—with plenty of tea and perhaps a cocktail or two!
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