• All Rise

  • Audio Perambulation
  • By: Nick Offerman
  • Narrated by: Nick Offerman
  • Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (128 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Spend a rollicking evening with Nick Offerman's All Rise, an evening of deliberative talking, mirth, and song that compels listeners to chuckle while also causing them to contemplate a better side of humanity than the one to which they've grown accustomed.

In Nick Offerman's view, we as a country can be doing a better job when it comes to decency. While most of the country has spent the last few years fighting about everything from politics to the existence of science, there are some things we can all agree about, like that we only really need one flavor of Oreo cookies. And that despite all the challenges we're currently facing, America can get it together if we can, simply, rise above it all, and admit that a lot what we're fighting about is actually pretty stupid, especially when told in Nick's signature comedic voice - songs included. 

An Audiobook Original. 

Cover illustration by Matt Davies

©2020 Nick Offerman (P)2020 Penguin Audio

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Thank you The Daily Show!

So funny, poiniant and fu**ing sad. Nick's variety of stereotypes is spot on. Please give it a listen.

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From high atop Mt. Woke

Are you interested in hearing the Hollywood elite political narrative in the voice of Ron Swanson? Do you also believe white men are responsible for everything wrong with this country? Well take your kale-eatin finger, press purchase, and head to your favorite safe space. You're going to love it.
I've purchased every book of Nick's and truly loved them. I realized I was half way through this audiobook and I hadn't laughed once. The audiobook is a recording of a political rant slash stand up performance. Either it was a coffee shop size crowd or they didn't think it was funny either. Nick not only bombs on stage, he records it and sells it to his fans. I guess the joke is on us. Shame on you bro, you lost a long time fan. Audible was kind enough to give me my money back.

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Stand up comedy music show

Funny, moving & very relevant to today’s socio political situation Stand up comedy music show. Highly recommended.

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Nick Offerman is the Best!

Loved it!
Great satire with nuggets of wisdom.
Just brilliant!
I need to add more words so here you go.

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Good listen

I am a nick offerman fan and so I enjoyed this. if you are not, you wont.

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Simply hilarious.

Nick Offerman is a true gentleman who tells it like it is. I love his straight and to the point attitude. He's a great story teller. I would cover myself in melted cheese just to hear this man's voice narrate my life.

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I didn't know this was a stand up

I am not one for sing song stand up routines so I could not fully appreciate this work.

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