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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 13
Aaron Lange has pinned all his hopes on law school. He's been busting his butt to keep his grades up and keep the scholarship he's worked so hard to earn. Then, his world is turned completely upside down when he runs--literally--into the girl of his dreams. Suddenly he can't focus on school, his grades are slipping, and Aaron is facing the very real possibility that he'll lose his golden ticket. It will take all his self control to ignore his distracting feelings and double-down on his studies.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome
- By Jeremy on 05-05-24
By: Peter North
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Peach Valley Defense Force
- A Mostly Relaxing Slice-of-Life Fantasy Story
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Savannah Thomas, Steve Knight
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
What's the best group to form a defense force? If you said a bloodthirsty bunnygirl, a timid drowblin (half drow-half goblin), and a human bloke named Owen, he'd ask you if you understood the question. But that's what Peach Valley's got. Luckily for him, one skeleton a day is so easy to deal with that it leaves ample time to sample the delights of the village. Like swimming in the lake with the crazy bunny who makes him laugh, or shopping trips with the shy drowblin he's getting out of her shell.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Josie is the best
- By BiduscasMate on 04-25-24
By: Kirk Mason
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Beneath the Ashes
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50
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Story5 out of 5 stars 50
Life beneath the ashes of the old world has never been easy. For Ethan, though, it was simple in Refuge. Living in a small settlement inside a big cave and carving out a life with his little community was all he had ever known. It wasn’t a happy life, but there was little joy in a post-apocalyptic subterranean nightmare besides with the people you fought to survive with. And then he lost it all in the blink of an eye. His home destroyed, his friends and family slaughtered, he is abruptly thrust into a new life after being forced to flee to a large settlement where he knows no one.
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5 out of 5 stars
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wonderful
- By BiduscasMate on 01-08-24
By: Misty Vixen
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Supernatural Travel Agency 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Amber Hartt
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story5 out of 5 stars 3
When Alex Kaine scores a job with a small but lucrative travel agency, he discovers its secret: that Mystic Getaways actually controls the Mystic Gateways, a series of portals that open wormholes to dramatically altered, far-flung versions of our own world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Time for a trip ❣️
- By DaynenMc on 05-08-24
By: Dante King
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Headpats After Dark
- A cozy yandere romcom for men who like crazy vampire women
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 125
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 114
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 114
It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula. Just as the two of them seem ready to conclude their final battle, however, an unexpected act of betrayal sends them hurtling together through time—bloodbonding them, thus entwining their fates.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Surprisingly satisfying
- By Jeremy on 04-05-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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The Immortal's Guide to Supervillainy
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 160
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 136
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 136
I changed the face of the world, creating a paradise for superhumans. All it took was throwing a fight and spending 40 years in jail. That was a small price to pay as an immortal. But now that I’m out on parole I fully intend on enjoying the world I created.
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2 out of 5 stars
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reads like a narcissistic power fantasy
- By Travis Mandenberg on 11-28-23
By: M.E. Thorne
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My Lovestruck Succubus Girlfriend
- A Cozy Slice-Of-Life College Romance for Men
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Byron Ormond, Kat Riley
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 13
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 13
Aaron Lange has pinned all his hopes on law school. He's been busting his butt to keep his grades up and keep the scholarship he's worked so hard to earn. Then, his world is turned completely upside down when he runs--literally--into the girl of his dreams. Suddenly he can't focus on school, his grades are slipping, and Aaron is facing the very real possibility that he'll lose his golden ticket. It will take all his self control to ignore his distracting feelings and double-down on his studies.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome
- By Jeremy on 05-05-24
By: Peter North
-
Peach Valley Defense Force
- A Mostly Relaxing Slice-of-Life Fantasy Story
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Savannah Thomas, Steve Knight
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
What's the best group to form a defense force? If you said a bloodthirsty bunnygirl, a timid drowblin (half drow-half goblin), and a human bloke named Owen, he'd ask you if you understood the question. But that's what Peach Valley's got. Luckily for him, one skeleton a day is so easy to deal with that it leaves ample time to sample the delights of the village. Like swimming in the lake with the crazy bunny who makes him laugh, or shopping trips with the shy drowblin he's getting out of her shell.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Josie is the best
- By BiduscasMate on 04-25-24
By: Kirk Mason
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Beneath the Ashes
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50
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Story5 out of 5 stars 50
Life beneath the ashes of the old world has never been easy. For Ethan, though, it was simple in Refuge. Living in a small settlement inside a big cave and carving out a life with his little community was all he had ever known. It wasn’t a happy life, but there was little joy in a post-apocalyptic subterranean nightmare besides with the people you fought to survive with. And then he lost it all in the blink of an eye. His home destroyed, his friends and family slaughtered, he is abruptly thrust into a new life after being forced to flee to a large settlement where he knows no one.
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5 out of 5 stars
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wonderful
- By BiduscasMate on 01-08-24
By: Misty Vixen
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Supernatural Travel Agency 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Amber Hartt
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 3
When Alex Kaine scores a job with a small but lucrative travel agency, he discovers its secret: that Mystic Getaways actually controls the Mystic Gateways, a series of portals that open wormholes to dramatically altered, far-flung versions of our own world.
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5 out of 5 stars
-
Time for a trip ❣️
- By DaynenMc on 05-08-24
By: Dante King
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Headpats After Dark
- A cozy yandere romcom for men who like crazy vampire women
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 125
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 114
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 114
It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula. Just as the two of them seem ready to conclude their final battle, however, an unexpected act of betrayal sends them hurtling together through time—bloodbonding them, thus entwining their fates.
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5 out of 5 stars
-
Surprisingly satisfying
- By Jeremy on 04-05-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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The Immortal's Guide to Supervillainy
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 160
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 136
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 136
I changed the face of the world, creating a paradise for superhumans. All it took was throwing a fight and spending 40 years in jail. That was a small price to pay as an immortal. But now that I’m out on parole I fully intend on enjoying the world I created.
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2 out of 5 stars
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reads like a narcissistic power fantasy
- By Travis Mandenberg on 11-28-23
By: M.E. Thorne
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AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 36
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story5 out of 5 stars 34
Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 04-15-24
By: FortySixtyFour
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Runic Lord
- By: Isaac Keyes
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 20
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15
Alex travels through a portal to a fantasy world in dire need of saving. While the land is tainted with a curse against magic itself, slivers of its might seep through. Alex's Isekai comes with the special gift of Rune Magic. Rune magic is mostly gone, a vestige of its ancient power and if he unlocks some of his secrets, he may just restore balance. Of course, the odds are against him and the mysteries abound. Cerenis is not some cozy fantasy world. It's plagued by the Sudrel who are eager to kill someone like him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 04-02-24
By: Isaac Keyes
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Netherworld Manor
- By: Kay W. Williams
- Narrated by: Sierra Taft
- Length: 24 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 37
Damien had planned it all out. He had the support of his wealthy parents, loyal friends who shared his goals, even a high-ranked Core just waiting for him to use. One more Dungeon run and he would be set–he was finally going to take the first real step on the path to fame and fortune as a Hero. The future was so bright, he needed shades to see it. Was, in the past tense. Because Damien just died.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great magic system
- By BiduscasMate on 04-03-24
By: Kay W. Williams
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Blood Knight
- Vampire Slayer
- By: Edie Skye
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield, Jess Trepanier
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 33
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 29
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Story5 out of 5 stars 29
J.B. Clarke enrolled in college to earn his degree and find a steady job. What he got instead was an adventure in a secret underworld where vampires rule over all. Emma Rose, a friendly gamer who turns out to be a succubus, recruits him into Broken Fang, an overly ambitious team of monster girls. These lovely ladies know they’ll need help if they’re to stand a chance against the vampires, and they’re looking for a few good men.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I really liked this one
- By JB on 04-16-24
By: Edie Skye
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Aycrishi Sodality
- Omnibus: Books 1-6
- By: Phil Aerix
- Narrated by: Charlie West, Summer Moon
- Length: 71 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 22
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 19
I was hanging out with some buddies, doing a little caving, when everything went south. When I woke up, I was in some kind of medieval dungeon. Totally naked and in the dark. Luckily, I had a neighbor in a cell near me. One with a decidedly sexy feminine voice. When she explained to me that she was due to be executed and I was in line to be brainwashed, there was only one thing to do. We had to escape.
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3 out of 5 stars
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aA least the story arc was brought to a close
- By Jason on 04-20-24
By: Phil Aerix
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Blood Rites
- Blood Rites, Book 1
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Maeve York, Walker Williams
- Length: 14 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 31
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 28
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28
Lazarus Cross wakes after centuries of slumber, a single objective burning in his mind: revenge. His newfound thirst for blood is insatiable. When the woman who awakened him disappears before he can learn his identity or purpose, he must rely on his own strength and cunning to survive. In a world hungry for power and control, Lazarus must fight for his freedom and prove he is more than what he appears. With each bloody battle, he grows in strength, each victory unlocking new powers inside him.
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3 out of 5 stars
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its ok
- By KEVIN P. on 02-11-24
By: Peter North
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Small Town Super
- A Slice of Life Fantasy Adventure
- By: Quentin Kilgore
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Barbie Jean Warmack
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 28
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 24
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 24
Sure, death by semi truck wasn’t fun, and being isekai’d into the sky was a rough entrance. But hey, I was alive. Reborn in a quaint little town in a magical world. I ended up rooming with a floppy-eared puppy girl and a bubbly hobgoblin who run a bookshop together. Found myself a job, too. Town sheriff! And I’m just in time, because orc gangsters are imposing a reign of fear over the residents, slowly crushing my roommates’ dreams for their bookshop.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Monster girls galore
- By BiduscasMate on 03-11-24
By: Quentin Kilgore
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Tribe Master Publisher's Pack 1
- Tribe Master, Books 1-3
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Alex Matthews, Erin Bateman
- Length: 22 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 24
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
Build a tribe. Kill monsters. Bed beautiful women. Become a master. After passing through a portal, test pilot Jack Hawthorne finds himself in the mysterious land of Agraria. It has everything in abundance–beautiful women, plentiful resources, and more than a few things that want to kill him. Now Jack must build his own tribe from the ground up if he wants to have a chance at surviving–and begin working towards the creation of his very own empire.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Overall worth it
- By Nick Shearman on 04-13-24
By: Noah Layton
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Cheer Girls: Arrival
- By: D.J. Kingman
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Erin Bateman
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 73
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 62
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 62
There I was, driving a busload of hot cheerleaders back to their college after the big football game when the damned ground opened up and swallowed us whole. I awoke in the wilderness on an alien planet, with a disembodied voice prattling on about a quest to save the cheerleaders. Hell yeah, I plan to save the cheerleaders! Goblins, orcs, and football zombies–yeah I said football zombies–inhabit the woods and are intent on our destruction.
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5 out of 5 stars
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An intense story with nonstop action.
- By Robert L. Hamilton on 10-15-23
By: D.J. Kingman
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Waifu Hero
- A LitRPG Fantasy
- By: Jace Cannon
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 16 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 16
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 13
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 13
Titan wakes up in chains with a damsel to save and he’s somehow already at level two. Turns out, Titan made a pact with the Goddess of Time. With her time-stopping magic at his disposal, Titan frees Zelara, a deadly swordswoman with a magical parasite. He quickly learns that he can use Zelara’s parasite to cast spells... so if Titan wants to get stronger and discover the secrets of this world, he'll need more partners like Zelara.
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 04-23-24
By: Jace Cannon
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Primal Conjurer
- A Progression Fantasy
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Sylvester Frost
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 33
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 33
Devils covet his realm. He isn’t about to let them take it. As a primal conjurer, Ryn Xaven is a rare sorcerer who can use all types of magic and bond multiple beautiful mages as his protectors and companions. Together they will root out devils, protect their world from demonic invasion, and keep each other warm on cold nights. Yet before Ryn can do all that, he has to graduate from the prestigious Primal Academy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great first book
- By James Cummings on 04-16-24
By: Danny Rogan
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Stone Age Hero Omnibus
- By: Quentin Kilgore
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 11
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7
Tex falls into a chasm and wakes up in a primitive land. Armed with a rifle and the skills of a bushman, he struggles to survive against pterodactyls and demonic barbarians. But when he meets beautiful primeval women who need his help, life in the stone age suddenly doesn't seem so bad. Tex vows to protect them and build a tribe. But that won’t be so easy. The immortal Necromancer of Darkoveld is spreading his forces across the land.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Pretty great seri9es
- By BiduscasMate on 04-08-24
By: Quentin Kilgore