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Wisconsin Vamp
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Monsters in the Midwest (3 Book Series)
- By: Scott Burtness
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 25 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall16
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Performance14
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Story14
Herb, Dallas, and Stanley live in Wisconsin, where life is nice and simple. Until Herb becomes a vampire. And Dallas becomes a werewolf. And Stanley becomes a zombie....
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Hop on the 'Sconnie Bus for a really fun ride!
- By Ebkelly on 12-23-19
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Monsters in the Midwest (3 Book Series)
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Series: Monsters in the Midwest, Book 1-3
- Length: 25 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 12-06-19
- Language: English
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Undead Cheesehead
- Monsters in the Midwest, Book Three
- By: Scott Burtness
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5
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Performance4
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Story4
Stanley's lonely. Before the strange events of the past few months, the self-proclaimed alien abductee and T.V. crime drama aficionado would drink and bowl with his friends, Herb and Dallas. Everything changes when Stanley becomes a zombie....
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Humor, horror, and zombie mayhem!
- By Nemesis on 02-10-24
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Undead Cheesehead
- Monsters in the Midwest, Book Three
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Series: Monsters in the Midwest, Book 3
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 12-03-19
- Language: English
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An Oracle Walks into a Bar
- The Misadventures of a Paranormal Post-Relationship Personal Effects Repossession Specialist, Book 1
- By: Scott Burtness
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall10
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Performance10
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Story10
When a power-hungry elf hires August to get her favorite book back from her vampire ex-lover, August figures it’ll just be another job....
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Scott yet again proves he's the Midwestern king of comedy
- By Zackary brooks on 10-03-25
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An Oracle Walks into a Bar
- The Misadventures of a Paranormal Post-Relationship Personal Effects Repossession Specialist, Book 1
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Series: The Misadventures of a Paranormal Post-Relationship Personal Effects Repossession Specialist, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 01-23-24
- Language: English
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Wisconsin Vamp
- Monsters in the Midwest, Book 1
- By: Scott Burtness
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall17
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Performance16
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Story16
Some vampires are destined for greatness. Herb Knudsen isn't one of them. When truck-stop diner cook and mediocre bowler Herb Knudsen becomes a vampire, his once simple life gets a bit more complicated....
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Narrator needs some work
- By Paranormaly Yours on 10-16-19
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Wisconsin Vamp
- Monsters in the Midwest, Book 1
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Series: Monsters in the Midwest, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 09-13-19
- Language: English
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A Scarecrow Wins an Award
- A Darkly Funny Shapeshifter Urban Fantasy (The Misadventures of a Paranormal Post-Relationship Personal Effects Repossession Specialist, Book 2)
- By: Scott Burtness
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2
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Performance2
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Story2
When you’re a post-relationship personal effects repossession specialist, some jobs just aren’t worth the trouble. Especially when they involve ghosts, coblyns, and conspiracies.
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Quirky. Paranormal. Perfection.
- By Liz Moriarty on 05-21-25
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A Scarecrow Wins an Award
- A Darkly Funny Shapeshifter Urban Fantasy (The Misadventures of a Paranormal Post-Relationship Personal Effects Repossession Specialist, Book 2)
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Series: The Misadventures of a Paranormal Post-Relationship Personal Effects Repossession Specialist, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 04-14-25
- Language: English
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Northwoods Wolfman
- Monsters in the Midwest, Book 2
- By: Scott Burtness
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall7
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Performance6
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Story6
When Dallas, the self-proclaimed hero of Trappersville, is recruited by an ancient order of monster hunters, he’s more than happy to sign up. The group’s leader, Colton, is solid as oak. Randall ain’t half bad, despite his tendency to whine....
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Reluctant hero to monster hunter!
- By Nemesis on 02-10-24
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Northwoods Wolfman
- Monsters in the Midwest, Book 2
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Series: Monsters in the Midwest, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 11-06-19
- Language: English
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A Siren Sings Her Heart Out: A Darkly Funny Shapeshifter Urban Fantasy
- The Misadventures of a Paranormal Post-Relationship Personal Effects Repossession Specialist, Book 3
- By: Scott Burtness
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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August Shade needs a break. Reptilians are trying to take over the world. Powerful paranormals are a little too interested in whether he lives or dies. After years of laying low, the grumpy shapeshifter’s face is all over the internet.
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A Siren Sings Her Heart Out: A Darkly Funny Shapeshifter Urban Fantasy
- The Misadventures of a Paranormal Post-Relationship Personal Effects Repossession Specialist, Book 3
- Narrated by: Ray Lesniewski
- Series: The Misadventures of a Paranormal Post-Relationship Personal Effects Repossession Specialist, Book 3
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 01-20-26
- Language: English
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