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    • The Diary of an Expectant Father

    • The Diary of a Father Book 1
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Will M Watt
    • Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 65
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 64
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 64

    Not only is Graham Peterson unlucky in his choice of careers, he's also been terrible with women throughout his adult life....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Daddy Diary

    • By Teresa on 04-11-15

    Regular price: $6.95

    • The Diary of an Expectant, Hapless & Inexperienced Father: Pregnancy - Nine Months

    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Will M Watt
    • Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 8
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 8

    Not only is Graham Peterson unlucky in his choice of careers, he's also been terrible with women throughout his adult life. That changes when he meets Alison on a work night out....

    Regular price: $19.95

    • The Idiot Government Reviews

    • A Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy Book
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Tony Scheinman
    • Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 46
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 45
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 45

    We've all seen the news over the last few years, watching in wonder and disbelief at the situations the people entrusted to run the country get themselves into and then proceed to lie their way out of....

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • If About US Politicians 5* - I Didn't Know Players

    • By DK on 05-06-15

    Regular price: $6.95

    • The Village Idiot Reviews

    • The Idiot Reviews, Book 1
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 57
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 56
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 57

    The Village Idiot Reviews pokes gentle fun at the more obscure corners of your favourite e-commerce sites....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Hilarious!

    • By erobbins33 on 04-19-15

    Regular price: $6.95

    • The Diary of a Hapless Father: Months 0-3

    • The Diary of a Father, Book 2
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Will M. Watt
    • Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 44
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 44
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 43

    With all the angst and fear of a new father, Graham needs to pull his socks up if he's going to become the father he always dreamed he would be....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Excellent sequel

    • By jami on 04-29-15

    Regular price: $14.95

    • More Village Idiot Reviews

    • A Laugh Out Loud Comedy Sequel
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 2 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 45
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 45
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 45

    It's been a year since their last outing. Brian, Ethel, and Father Frederick are back with more village idiocy....

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • No More Village Idiot Reviews For Me シ

    • By DK on 09-05-16

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Dating in the Dark

    • Sometimes Love Just Pretends to be Blind (A Laugh Out Loud Romantic Comedy)
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 59
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 57
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 57

    Jason is single and has been for all of his 32 years. It's depressing....

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Funny

    • By Renee on 04-24-15

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Bride and Gloom

    • Sometimes Love Is Better Off Blind (A Laugh Out Loud Comedy Sequel)
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 54
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 53
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 53

    Just how Jason manages to deal with the huge life change that is marriage is what this book is about....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Hilarious Sequel to Dating in the Dark!

    • By erobbins33 on 05-18-15

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Who Likes Short Shorts?

    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Ian Barker
    • Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 40
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 40
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 40

    In 2012 Pete Sortwell did something no one had ever done before: He wrote a book based entirely on Amazon product reviews....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • FUNNY

    • By Teresa on 04-24-15

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Double Village Idiot

    • A Laugh Out Loud Comedy Double
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 10

    We guarantee you've never heard a book quite like this before; it's written entirely in the form of product reviews....

    Regular price: $14.95

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