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    • Selling Security Systems Like a Pro

    • By: Lou Sepulveda
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7

    Lou Sepulveda C.P.P. is a 36 year sales and sales management veteran in the security alarm business. Lou sold security systems belly-to-belly to literally thousands of happy customers. In this book Lou shares his vast security sales knowledge to assist new and experienced security salespeople achieve record sales performance.

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Lou talks about methods that worked in the 90s

    • By Juan on 02-17-15

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Double Office Idiot

    • A Laugh Out Loud Comedy Double
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 3 hrs and 44 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6

    There are all sorts of idiots we have to work with every day. Every office has them. Fortunately for most of us, idiots in the work place are few and far between. However, Hogsbottom Plugs, "the home of bath plugs", has a higher concentrate than other work places, from the MD down to the cleaner, they're all Idiots. Hear the trials and tribulations of this idiotic workforce as they explain their recent life events through reviews of things they've brought.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Laugh out loud funny

    • By no name on 12-03-15

    Regular price: $14.95

    • High Yield Secrets

    • How to Make Serious Money with HYIPs
    • By: Curtis Kray
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 2 hrs and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 4

    Learn how to make a lot of money quickly, even if you know nothing about HYIPs and have very little cash. If you're looking to make serious money online with high-yield investment programs, this audiobook is for you. It contains information not available anywhere and unveils secret methods, techniques, and strategies used by the most successful HYIP administrators, promoters, and investors to make money online.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Surprisingly good

    • By J. M. Batista on 05-24-15

    Regular price: $6.95

    • The Village Idiot Reviews

    • The Idiot Reviews, Book 1
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 57
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 56
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 57

    Join Brian, as he tries to woo the girl that works in the local shop, will passing out face down in super glue while trying to make her a gift hinder his chances of getting her to go out with him? Will Father Frederick, an alcoholic vicar who has a slight issue with stalking be able to win back the heart of a woman he loved a long time ago?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Hilarious!

    • By erobbins33 on 04-19-15

    Regular price: $6.95

    • More Village Idiot Reviews

    • A Laugh Out Loud Comedy Sequel
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 2 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 45
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 45
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 45

    It's been a year since their last outing. Brian, Ethel, and Father Frederick are back with more village idiocy. Frederick has injured his nipples in a vicious moped accident whilst on his honeymoon and no longer feels like a man. He's taken up the drink again and is making people's lives a misery with his antics again.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • No More Village Idiot Reviews For Me シ

    • By DK on 09-05-16

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Double Village Idiot

    • A Laugh Out Loud Comedy Double
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 4 hrs and 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 10

    We guarantee you've never heard a book quite like this before; it's written entirely in the form of product reviews. Hilarious and wholly original, The Village Idiot Reviews pokes gentle fun at the more obscure corners of your favorite e-commerce sites. Ir introduces the most bonkers set of countryside dwellers since The Vicar of Dibley.

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Dating in the Dark

    • Sometimes Love Just Pretends to be Blind (A Laugh Out Loud Romantic Comedy)
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 58
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 56
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 56

    Jason is single and has been for all of his 32 years. It's depressing. But not as depressing as being told by his mother that he looks like Humpty Dumpty - after the accident. With a face that not even his own mother can love, it's hardly surprising that he'll try anything to get a woman to go out with him, even if it's only for a single date. With little interest in anything other than his quest for a woman and a nice bit of cod and chips, Jason needs to think outside the box if he's going to find someone who'll give him a chance.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Funny

    • By Renee on 04-24-15

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Bride and Gloom

    • Sometimes Love Is Better Off Blind (A Laugh Out Loud Comedy Sequel)
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 54
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 53
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 53

    Just how Jason manages to deal with the huge life change that is marriage is what this book is about. From getting his specially made suit tailored to his short height, to trying to keep a lid on his best man's plans for a wild weekend in Liverpool, he is going to struggle to make to through to the wedding without having a full nervous breakdown. His second best friend, Boris, also returns in this book, although he has lost his taxi, his wife and his ability to seem sober even when he's drunk six litres of vodka.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Hilarious Sequel to Dating in the Dark!

    • By erobbins33 on 05-18-15

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Sometimes Love....

    • A Laugh Out Loud Romantic Comedy Box Set
    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 4

    With little interest in anything other than his quest for a woman and a nice bit of cod and chips, Jason needs to think outside the box if he's going to find someone who'll give him a chance. Along with Barry - his best mate - Jason comes up with the only thing he thinks will work: dating a blind woman. However, to do that, he needs to pretend he's blind himself, which is a lot harder than you might think, especially when guide dogs are so hard to come by.

    Regular price: $19.95

    • When Boxing Was, Like, Ridiculously Racist

    • By: Ian Carey
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 8
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 8
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 8

    The first true national and international sports celebrities were boxers in the late 1800s. Soon after the abolition of slavery in the United States the first World Champions of the sport were crowned. As the Champion of the World these boxing heavyweights were held on a pedestal of athletic dominance, and in the eyes of some white Americans, and many of those in the boxing community, these champions had to be white, anything else would challenge the belief of white Anglo-Saxon superiority that many white Americans were clinging to at the time.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Neat topic; boring book.

    • By Chris on 08-30-16

    Regular price: $6.95

    • The Avocado Tree

    • Your Fruit to Financial Success
    • By: Tony Bennett
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 1 hr and 28 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0
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      0 out of 5 stars 0

    Do you want to retire early? Is financial freedom important to you-along with health and happiness? Yes? Then this is a must-listen. Following the successful release of The Avocado Tree in South Africa, Tony Bennett brings his story and blueprint for success to the international market. Bennett's fresh and funny memoir, The Avocado Tree, follows him from a working-class childhood to the fulfillment of his personal dream: a comfortable early retirement at age 50.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Pete Sortwell: The Chris Dabbs Collection: Ultimate Edition

    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 17 hrs and 8 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3

    All of the books Chris Dabb's has read by Pete Sortwell in one place.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Truly terrible. Not the witty writing I expected.

    • By Kindle Customer on 06-27-16

    Regular price: $24.95

    • The Office Idiot Reviews

    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 2 hrs
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 3

    There are all sorts of idiots we have to work with every day. Every office has them. Fortunately for most of us idiots in the work place are few and far between. However, Hogsbottom Plugs, "the home of bath plugs", has a higher concentration than other work places - from the MD down to the cleaner, they're all idiots. Hear the trials and tribulations of this idiotic workforce as they explain their recent life events through reviews of things they've brought.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Pete Sortwell: The Chris Dabbs Collection, Volume 1

    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 3

    This collection of comedy audiobooks read by Chris Dabbs includes The Village Idiot Reviews, The Office Idiot Reviews, and Dating In The Dark: sometimes love just pretends to be blind. In The Village Idiot Reviews , join Brian as he tries to woo the local shopgirl. Will passing out face down in superglue while trying to make her a gift hinder his chances of going out with her? In The Office Idiot Reviews, hear about Hogsbottom Plugs' idiotic workforce as they explain their recent life events through reviews of things they've bought.

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Pete Sortwell: The Chris Dabbs Collection, Volume 2

    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 3

    This is the second volume in the collection of Chris Dabb's readings of Pete Sortwell's comedy books, containing More Village Idiot Reviews, More Office Idiot Reviews, and Bride and Gloom: sometimes love is better off blind. In More Village Idiot Reviews, Frederick has injured his nipples in a vicious moped accident while on his honeymoon and no longer feels like a man. Meanwhile, Ethel has discovered who made her shopping trolley explode last year.

    Regular price: $19.95

    • More Office Idiot Reviews (Volume 5)

    • By: Pete Sortwell
    • Narrated by: Chris Dabbs
    • Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 3

    It's been just over a year since we last visited Hogsbottom plugs, and there's been lots of change. Jeff no longer has an obsession with Westlife or The Jackson Five, Hogsbottom has brought in a lawyer with a height complex and a dodgy bowel to help him sell the company, so he can leave his wife and live the life of Riley with his mistress, who is also Jeff's mother. The question is: will Hogsbottom be able to get the sale though without Jeff finding out and ruining the future for everyone?

    Regular price: $6.95