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Insane Bastards

An Extreme Horror Story

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Insane Bastards

By: Wade H. Garrett
Narrated by: Tom Beyer
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Two idiots, Leonhard "Rocky" Krauss and Byron "Twig" Schlaeger, escape from a mental institution, Cedar Hill Sanitarium, and go on a murderous rampage. Rocky is a large man suffering from gigantism, and Twig is a foul-mouthed and perverted little person. Separately, they had always been mistreated and bullied, but together, they are unstoppable, unleashing sadistic and barbaric acts of violence on the assholes of society.

Warning! This is an extreme-horror/splatterpunk story that contains adult content, including, but not limited to: profanity, sexuality, brutality, and obscenities. If you're not a seasoned extreme-horror listener, it's highly advised not to embark on this journey. It will save you distress and it'll save me a negative review.

©2017 Wade H. Garrett (P)2018 Wade H. Garrett
Shocking Storyline • Twisted Creativity • Distinctive Character Voices • Entertaining Brutality • Compelling Plot

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I had to take a break every once in a while to pet something furry or hear a child's laughter. Just to scrub some of the images from my brain.

Twisted and demented.. I loved it!

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I've watched some shit. I've seen some shit. I've read some shit. I've heard some shit. But this book... holy shit!

Wow!

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I couldn't stop listening to the story. The narrator did an amazing job reading the book and changing the voices with each character.

Loved it!

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This book was incredible and it was way worth the credit as well

Crazy bastards

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Extreme on all fronts. Lots of detailed gore, rape, sodomy, all sorts of bodily fluids. I love Wade H Garrett. The guy writes the most extreme stuff. It’s all kinda done in a dark comedy style too. Twig is hilarious. Read at your own risk. Probably not while eating.

If extreme is what you are looking for?

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When it come to writing extreme horror mixed with dar humor and politically incorrectness Wade H. Garrett does not disappoint.

The moral to the story is Don't be an ass to people who are different, look different because if you are you just might end up on the wrong end of an insane persons agenda . Rocky and Twigg are 2 guys who's life was dealt at the Cedar Hill Sanitarium and when they escaped all hell broke loose for the poor bastards who made fun of Rocky and Twigg. A mind blowing story full of gore and carnage and good old extreme horror .

A Great Book for the Extreme Horror Fan

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I got a lot of laughs out of this book. But also found myself wondering what the writer was thinking. This is stuff nightmares are made of. And although I enjoyed it. I found that some of it made me want to fast foward a bit to get past it. But I listen to the whole book and even told family members to listen to it. It will make you laugh a lot. While other parts will leave you going omg that's so sick. And omg no way. What was this writer thinking when he put this into words. I would say get it listen to it. But have a very strong will to listen to it all. Because you have to really want to listen to get into the book. It is not at all for the weak. Not at all for someone who will judge but more of a sick, twisted, fun book. That will leave you wondering what the hell you just listen to.

The most twisted book I have ever listen to

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I've read plenty of sick books, recently Dead Inside, The Slob series, The President's Son, Cows, but after Hogg, nothing has been able to shock me, until this book. It's relentless, but also quite well written. Unlike Hogg, this book does have tension, risk, and situations the characters can't easily get out of.

On a scale of 1 to 10, this is definitely a 10 in terms of extreme depravity. What works so well is the very over the top nature of the story, it's never downright disturbing or too unpleasant to be fun, it's shocking and gross, but so far out there, like hearing a professional telling the aristocrats joke, only this story doesn't involve animals or kids.

This is my undisputed heavyweight champion of splatterpunk. Also, the narrator really goes all out to give everyone a distinctive voice and accent. It's a very animated performance. The kind of book where it's very worth it on Audible.

The ultimate gross out splatterpunk novel

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Took off fast and never stopped. No down time in this novel from Wade Garrett. Some very creative characters who definitely know how to torture. This sexually amped story leaves nothing to be imagined. I did like how one of the characters evolved through the story to be almost just as sick as his co-conspirator, or should I say “his boss.” Funny dialogues at times but I feel that brought out just how sick these clowns were. Creative, well written, and not for the weak stomached.

Fast paced and not for the weak stomached

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I am a hardcore horror lover. blood guts gore sex and sadism go hand in hand. if you are repulsed by graphic... (and I mean GRAPHIC) sexual assaults mixed with swearing and blood then this is NOT for you....
looking forward to reading more from this author

OMG LOVED IT

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