100% Match

By: Patrick C. Harrison III

Narrated by: Joe Hempel

Length: 1 hr and 14 mins

Publisher's summary

"What The One Minute Manager was to business, 100% Match is to relationships." (PC3 Books)

Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research.

"Depraved, deranged, and blackly hilarious. PC3 does what he does best here, and doesn't hold back. I suspect 89.3% of you will love this story. The other 10.7% are humorless prudes." (Chris Miller, author of Dust and Dub-Town Blues)

"Vile, repulsive, and smart, with a kick-in-the-ass ending. You know, all the stuff we've come to love about PC3" (Rayne Havok, author of Necrosis)

"Get ready to squirm, cringe, and maybe even laugh! Patrick C. Harrison III's prose is as slick as it is sick, and 100% Match is one you won't want to miss. Especially if you're deranged and looking for love." (Judith Sonnet, author of No One Rides for Free)

"If you like your fiction sick and twisted, this one will be a 100% match for you. PC3 gives us a glimpse into the mind of the truly depraved, and despite the nature of spending time in such a nasty headspace, the story is entertaining as hell. Just don’t read it on a full stomach." (Robert Essig, author of The Circus Oasis and Tweaker Creatures)

©2022 Patrick C Harrison III (P)2023 Fright Night Audio

Why did I wait so long?!

I have had this sick little shorty on my list forever. I tend to go for audiobooks due to my schedule. So when I found out it was being released to Audible and I got the opportunity to listen, I jumped so fast! I am glad I did. I loved this little story. The statistics cracked me up. Bart’s got it all down, every stat you can imagine and where he stands. I would giggle every time “an incident” was mentioned. I felt the need to gag a few times, which is rare for me. It takes a lot to gross me out but Bart is just so gross and disgusting... I am thoroughly impressed and can’t wait to read more from Patrick. 100% Match is funny, vile and deranged. Joe’s narration is superb and I loved every second. The ending was great… did Bart find his match?? You know you want to know!!

Depraved

100% Match is a depraved little tale about a strange man trying to find his perfect match. Laced with dark humor, this was a quick an interesting read. Another hit from Harrison and great narration by Hempel!

I like how casually he says things

Since the beginning i was thrown off by everything bart would casually do, lol like you don’t expect what his next move would be. I kinda wish it was longer tbh

I loveed it, what does that say about me? lol

Joe Hempel knocks this performance out of the park and the story.....WTF!!!!

PC3 does it again, he is quickly becoming one of my must read authors and this nasty little number is something special.

Very easy to listen to. Story moves along well

The story is packed into a very easy size to digest. This is a depraved story but in a laid back way. Very much reminds me of American Psycho (in a good way). Definitely worth the listen and the narration is top notch

😆what the actual fuck

All I can say, is go in completely blind and just listen to the audiobook! It’s going to take me a while to heal from that one 🫨🫨🫨

Not what I was expecting

What a great modern horror story. Very disturbing (to say the least) with a bit of a predictable ending but totally gut-wrenching throughout.
It felt like a modern take on American Psycho's concept.

strange and disturbing

as my title indicates this story is strange and disturbing as well as weird as hell

100% deliciously disturbing.

What the actual F did I just read? Beyond gross , incredibly disturbing, I can't count the number of times I almost threw up. It was phenomenal. I have never been so grossed out and completely captivated all at the same time. The voice actor is incredible. loved every second, the shock factor is perfect. Such a strange little story. I really enjoyed it.

WTF 💀

As the title says, be prepared to repeat over and over again. I didn't not know what I agreed to when listening to this. But man what a wild ride. The random bits of information throughout leave you with so many questions, and as the story escalates everything starts to make more sense. And there are so many twists and turns, so buckle in for best, weirdest, insane, outlandish ride. The story is amazingly written, and the narration is impeccable! Definitely worth the listen!