Space Comedy Adventures

When petty criminal Cal Carver is locked in a cell with a deranged, semi-naked cannibal, he suspects his life has hit its lowest point. He is mistaken. Abducted by aliens and whisked across the galaxy, Cal is thrown into a team of misfits and criminals and sent on a top secret mission for the president of Space. And that's when everything starts to go very, very wrong....

I never believed in UFOs—until I found one in my backyard… Alex is just a normal guy who works at a computer repair shop and dreams away his life. That is, until one day, he literally stumbles across a hidden spaceship. Together with his best friends, Joey and Lucy, he explores the vessel. They find the pilot dead, but the sentient ship AI is very much alive—and she needs their help. The friends decide to embark on an adventure into the unknown. Soon, they find themselves on a crazy ride through space, facing aliens, pirates, smugglers, and humorless space authorities… Will Alex and...

An alien cat turned me into a superweapon. I was homeless on the streets of Third York when it happened. Then the military arrived and gave me a choice. Enlist or die. The next thing I knew, I was fighting giant robots at the Xenoforce Academy's boot camp. Figuring out superpowers and energy levels was hard enough, but I had to deal with a mind-reading alien princess, a team of gorgeous women, and a femme fatale in charge of the whole operation. Oh, and a galactic conspiracy is threatening all of humanity. It's up to me and my new feline friend to set things right. A civil war's brewing on ...

The universe has a complaints department. Unfortunately, it’s still processing yours If you enjoy absurd sci-fi, dry wit, and bureaucratic nightmares that somehow feel a little too real… welcome to the worst office in existence. Arthur Denton is just a human clerk trying to survive his shift at the galaxy’s most dreaded institution: The Department of Interspecies Complaints. His job? Process 47,000 grievances from aliens, planets, concepts, and occasionally reality itself—before the universe collapses under the weight of unresolved paperwork. No pressure. Inside this hilariously ...

Superweapon stud? That's what the doctor ordered. The Beastmasters are dwindling. The Mekanics are growing bolder. Everyone's desperate for the next magic bullet. With no more Chimerics arriving, there's only one way to make more Beastmasters. Me. I'm not against making baby Beastmasters with the hotties on my squad. The problem is that they're not telling me everything. The last time they tried this, things got pretty ugly... All hell's breaking loose. Secrets are spilling left and right. Even my alien cat Zoe can't keep all the facts straight. And everyone wants a piece of me. There's ...

The Dart Side of the Moon A Queer Sci-Fi Comedy of Haunted Moons, Time Loops, and Sexual Hallucinations in Space By Krysta M Some moons you mine. Some moons mine you. When Jax Dart and her crew take a “simple” mining job on a haunted moon, reality promptly checks out. The laws of physics start flirting, time loops back on itself, and the ghosts of Jax’s ex-lovers show up with opinions. Now she’s stuck in a surreal spiral of cosmic horror, sexual tension, and bad decisions. Zorblax faces visions of his lost species, Rob meets alternate versions of himself (all equally unhinged), and ...

Compelled by her dwindling bank account, Katie agrees to be a nanny for the niece of a Luxenian military commander. Little Ayla, orphaned and entrusted to her cold and demanding uncle, captures Katie’s heart instantly. Katie’s desire to help the child is made more difficult by Axur’s handsome features and heated looks. As a general in the Luxenian army, Axur cannot have a family or mate. It is strictly forbidden. Staying away from them isn’t working. He wants something he can’t have. He’s not looking for a family but the new nanny is strong, beautiful and making him become a ...

I worked in a grocery store overnight. It was an easy job. Keep the store stocked, survive the boredom of long nights, and help the impossibly large and mysterious man that came in frequently. A man that ended up actually being an alien smuggler. Long story short, I got caught up in his problems and had to flee Earth with him. We hid on a distant space station while we waited for the people chasing him to back off long enough for him to take me home. In the meantime, we had to sell the bananas he had taken from Earth on the black market. That's right, bananas. I almost blurted out some ...

His new workout partners? Absolutely stellar. Personal trainer Jake Miller's quiet lakeside life detonates when a gorgeous alien fugitive crashes into his backyard. Tori, with her reddish skin and delicate horns, is on the run from a corrupt military commander who framed her for theft. Just as Jake and Tori develop an undeniable connection, they're joined by Vixen—a mischievous fox-like alien investigator with a talent for trouble and a body built for sin. She's hunting the same conspiracy that forced Tori into hiding. Now Jake finds himself sandwiched between two smoking-hot ...

Cullen Bright is the greatest athlete in human history. With over fifty victories in the Enhanced Pentathlon, no one can fight, shoot, or run like him—but it's not enough. Adrift and bored with wealth and fame, he finds his cause when an alien enemy launches a savage war of extermination against The Ten human star systems under Unity control. In a flash of anger, he enlists in the Unity Marines, determined to bring his limitless talent to a cause that is spiraling into chaos and madness. But Cullen will learn that being a Marine isn't a solo sport, and respect isn't given—it's earned.

Five years ago, the US Space Force became a reality. And while those writing the checks took things very seriously, the other military branches did not. As a result, Space Force was populated by undesirables. My name is Captain Ethan Stone, a decorated member of SEAL Team Six turned Space Force "recruit". Flash forward five years and between tenses. President West is in office. Power has shifted. And Space Force is defunded. With just a handful of us still living on base, we find ourselves being evicted. But before all of us can leave, aliens invade.

Now Illustrated! The galaxy’s last hope is its biggest mistake. Being competent is overrated. Being a "Harmless Idiot" is a survival strategy. Beckett "Beck" Holt had a simple plan: graduate the Academy, fly a shiny cruiser, and retire with a full pension. Instead, he’s the captain of a scout ship that smells like scorched cinnamon and old laundry, held together by industrial-grade spite and fungal spores. When Beck and his crew salvage a "dead" alien from a high-security Sentinel wreck, they accidentally stumble into a conspiracy that threatens the very core of individual thought. ...

**Abducted by aliens… by mistake.** Now he’s responsible for representing Earth. What could possibly go wrong? --- When mild-mannered accountant Nigel B. P. Whittaker is accidentally kidnapped instead of a world-famous astrophysicist, the last thing anyone expects is for him to become Earth’s official Intergalactic Ambassador. Especially Nigel. He has no qualifications. No diplomatic training. And absolutely no idea what he’s doing. What he *does* have… is an alarming knowledge of tax codes. And somehow— That turns out to be worse. **Welcome to a galaxy where:** ✔ Trade ...

The Clone Orgy Protocol: In Space, Everyone Can Hear You Moan Book 8 in the Jax Dart: Space Bastard series Captain Jax Dart thought she’d pulled off the perfect heist. Instead, she triggered an intergalactic clonepocalypse. Now hundreds of her DNA duplicates—each hotter, weirder, and hornier than the last—are flooding the galaxy. Some want her dead. Some want her job. Some just want to make out. Unfortunately, all of them have her face… and her very bad habits. From seductive life-coach clones to cult-leader versions of her crew (Zorblax has followers and no pants), Jax and the ...

Wobbly Life: Miners Among the Stars is a hilarious and heartwarming space adventure inspired by the colorful world of Wobbly Life. When eager young Wobbly Noodle leaves his pizza job to chase a dream among the stars, he never expects his first day as an asteroid miner to include exploding drills, singing rocks, disco robots, and a talking space worm. Alongside his fearless friend Jiffy and the overdramatic Detective Biff, Noodle must uncover the mystery of a living asteroid, protect a golden world from greedy miners, and learn that even in zero gravity, friendship is what keeps you grounded...

Kael will never open his heart again after losing his Drakonian mate. He also doesn’t know how to deal with his grief or his nine-year-old daughter, who has retreated deep within herself. If he doesn’t find help soon, he will lose the only person left in his life. Kael didn’t think he could love again, but meeting the kind, caring and beautiful nanny gives life to emotions he thought dead. Years after losing her mother, Sarah Meericino still hasn’t emotionally healed and leaves Earth to find a new start. When learning her new ward is a little girl who has lost her mother too, Sarah ...

Earth has been nothing but bad luck for Mia Ambrose. So when the opportunity arises for her to be a nanny on a different planet, she jumps on it. But she should’ve researched her new employer a bit more. When he turns out to be a strict, super hot and stuffy military commander, she wonders if her bad luck followed her. Tharon is the highest-ranking commander in the Tor’vian military. And he has no idea how to take care of his children, a set of eight-year-old twins. Help comes in the form of hiring a nanny from the planet Earth. Mia isn’t exactly what he expected in a nanny. She’s ...

I've never been a fan of giant space robots…until I found myself fighting one. Once again, Alex, Lucy, Joey and the rest of the Starflare crew must save the galaxy. The humorless Commander Sarrik informs them that their help is needed urgently. This time a city-sized space robot with a personality problem and a laser cannon to match is threatening to destroy all life as we know it. Now it’s heading straight for the galactic core, blasting through everything in its path like a kid in a toy store with no adult supervision. The authorities are helpless. The space cartels are panicking. And...

In her breathtaking debut—part space odyssey, part sapphic rom-com—Emily Hamilton weaves a suspenseful, charming, and irresistibly joyous tale of fierce friendship, improbable love, and wonder as vast as the universe itself. So, here’s the thing: Cleo and her friends really, truly didn’t...

The Bastardocracy’s press secretary has been kidnapped—and not by your average run-of-the-mill galactic villain. No, Rob’s been abducted by a cartel of sentient sexbots who want to harvest his emotions to build “authentic emotional porn.” Turns out sarcasm, existential dread, and finely tailored suits are in very high demand. Now President Jax Dart and her misfit crew must infiltrate a BDSM data spa in disguise, outrun consent-violating algorithms, and tango with a dangerously charming ex—who may or may not be running the entire operation. With Zorblax rising through the ...