Space Comedy Adventures

When petty criminal Cal Carver is locked in a cell with a deranged, semi-naked cannibal, he suspects his life has hit its lowest point. He is mistaken. Abducted by aliens and whisked across the galaxy, Cal is thrown into a team of misfits and criminals and sent on a top secret mission for the president of Space. And that's when everything starts to go very, very wrong....

An alien cat turned me into a superweapon. I was homeless on the streets of Third York when it happened. Then the military arrived and gave me a choice. Enlist or die. The next thing I knew, I was fighting giant robots at the Xenoforce Academy's boot camp. Figuring out superpowers and energy levels was hard enough, but I had to deal with a mind-reading alien princess, a team of gorgeous women, and a femme fatale in charge of the whole operation. Oh, and a galactic conspiracy is threatening all of humanity. It's up to me and my new feline friend to set things right. A civil war's brewing on ...

The last gas station in the Milky Way was supposed to be quiet. Then an alien battleship pulled up to the pump. For nineteen years, Earl Vickers has run Last Chance Fuel & Sundries at the edge of civilized space, where the customers are scarce, the coffee is hot, and Pump Three is usually broken. Earl likes it that way. Then an enormous warship emerges from hyperspace, damaged, running low on fuel, and very far from home. The aliens want Earl to fill it up. There's just one problem. They can't pay. Before Earl can figure out what to do about a four-million-credit fuel bill, the human navy ...

The universe has a complaints department. Unfortunately, it’s still processing yours If you enjoy absurd sci-fi, dry wit, and bureaucratic nightmares that somehow feel a little too real… welcome to the worst office in existence. Arthur Denton is just a human clerk trying to survive his shift at the galaxy’s most dreaded institution: The Department of Interspecies Complaints. His job? Process 47,000 grievances from aliens, planets, concepts, and occasionally reality itself—before the universe collapses under the weight of unresolved paperwork. No pressure. Inside this hilariously ...

I worked in a grocery store overnight. It was an easy job. Keep the store stocked, survive the boredom of long nights, and help the impossibly large and mysterious man that came in frequently. A man that ended up actually being an alien smuggler. Long story short, I got caught up in his problems and had to flee Earth with him. We hid on a distant space station while we waited for the people chasing him to back off long enough for him to take me home. In the meantime, we had to sell the bananas he had taken from Earth on the black market. That's right, bananas. I almost blurted out some ...

I never believed in UFOs—until I found one in my backyard… Alex is just a normal guy who works at a computer repair shop and dreams away his life. That is, until one day, he literally stumbles across a hidden spaceship. Together with his best friends, Joey and Lucy, he explores the vessel. They find the pilot dead, but the sentient ship AI is very much alive—and she needs their help. The friends decide to embark on an adventure into the unknown. Soon, they find themselves on a crazy ride through space, facing aliens, pirates, smugglers, and humorless space authorities… Will Alex and...

Experience the complete Starlight Saga Trilogy—three pulse-pounding tales of forbidden love,dangerous intrigue,and steamy kisses from bestselling author Sherry Soule! LOST IN STARLIGHT Reporter Sloane Masterson knows she has one helluva story when she witnesses hottie Hayden Lancaster bending forks with his mind. As Sloane sets out to uncover the truth, their fiery attraction threatens to go supernova. But even at Hayden’s insistence that dating each other could be potentially dangerous, one passionate kiss changes their lives forever. UNDER SUNLESS SKIES For Sloane Masterson, her ...

Superweapon stud? That's what the doctor ordered. The Beastmasters are dwindling. The Mekanics are growing bolder. Everyone's desperate for the next magic bullet. With no more Chimerics arriving, there's only one way to make more Beastmasters. Me. I'm not against making baby Beastmasters with the hotties on my squad. The problem is that they're not telling me everything. The last time they tried this, things got pretty ugly... All hell's breaking loose. Secrets are spilling left and right. Even my alien cat Zoe can't keep all the facts straight. And everyone wants a piece of me. There's ...

I never dreamed of becoming a galactic special agent...or did I? Tom Reynolds and his younger brother Johnny finally have their own spaceship. Unfortunately, they also have mounting repair bills, a talent for attracting disasters, and COSMO—the galaxy's most aggressively unhelpful robot, who hates humans in general and Tom and Johnny in particular. When the Galactic Authority approaches them with an offer they can't refuse, the brothers find themselves recruited for a top-secret operation: help capture Kaz Vorr, one of the most dangerous criminals in known space. The brothers know Kaz all...

Exotic ingredients from other worlds. A pair of goofballs. A sadistic alien chef. What could go wrong? Space Clown Dax Bidet and his robot sidekick Buck are in trouble again, and this time they have to team up with a grouchy alien chef to get out of their latest jam. Their new mission: scour the galaxy to get the most wild, exotic ingredients for an upcoming grand feast at the Imperial homeworld. There’s only one problem… well, several actually. The planets that possess these flavorful additives don’t exactly want to part with them, and may even kill outsiders who try to steal them. ...

Five years ago, the US Space Force became a reality. And while those writing the checks took things very seriously, the other military branches did not. As a result, Space Force was populated by undesirables. My name is Captain Ethan Stone, a decorated member of SEAL Team Six turned Space Force "recruit". Flash forward five years and between tenses. President West is in office. Power has shifted. And Space Force is defunded. With just a handful of us still living on base, we find ourselves being evicted. But before all of us can leave, aliens invade.

Compelled by her dwindling bank account, Katie agrees to be a nanny for the niece of a Luxenian military commander. Little Ayla, orphaned and entrusted to her cold and demanding uncle, captures Katie’s heart instantly. Katie’s desire to help the child is made more difficult by Axur’s handsome features and heated looks. As a general in the Luxenian army, Axur cannot have a family or mate. It is strictly forbidden. Staying away from them isn’t working. He wants something he can’t have. He’s not looking for a family but the new nanny is strong, beautiful and making him become a ...

My robot hates me. Sadly, he's the only competent member of the crew. When Johnny convinces his older brother Tom to invest their life savings in a secondhand starship, he promises adventure, profit, and the chance to finally see the galaxy. The seller swears it's in top condition. As it turns out, the seller has a flexible relationship with the truth. The ship has questionable wiring, unreliable engines, and a navigation system that treats coordinates as friendly suggestions. Worst of all, it comes with a complimentary onboard robot named COSMO—who hates humans, hates space, and ...

In the electrifying conclusion to this zany isekai adventure, it's boom or bust—and the only way out . . . is up! After some very bad luck on Earth took his legs and then his life, things finally began to turn around for astronaut Chris when he was reborn as a goblin king on a...

Boldly going wherever common sense gave up Commander Lyra Starling never meant to lead a reverse-harem of humanoid Meerkats into battle, but fate (and very bad paperwork) had other plans. Now she’s juggling three boyfriends with claws, a divine AI gone rogue, cocaine-addicted hedgehogs, and drag-queen squirrels who can out-glitter the gods. Across three gloriously unhinged adventures — Brave New Harem, Do Androids Dream of Sexy Meerkats?, and Missionary Impossible — Lyra and her furry disaster squad will save the universe, ruin diplomacy, and prove that true love doesn’t need logic,...

The Clone Orgy Protocol: In Space, Everyone Can Hear You Moan Book 8 in the Jax Dart: Space Bastard series Captain Jax Dart thought she’d pulled off the perfect heist. Instead, she triggered an intergalactic clonepocalypse. Now hundreds of her DNA duplicates—each hotter, weirder, and hornier than the last—are flooding the galaxy. Some want her dead. Some want her job. Some just want to make out. Unfortunately, all of them have her face… and her very bad habits. From seductive life-coach clones to cult-leader versions of her crew (Zorblax has followers and no pants), Jax and the ...

(Mature Content) ONE TRUCK. EIGHT TRAILERS. A WHOLE GALAXY ABOUT TO LEARN WHAT “EXPRESS DELIVERY” REALLY MEANS. Will Wright used to teach physics. Now he’s divorced, unemployed, living in a roadside motel, and watching his savings disappear one bad cup of coffee at a time. Then he answers the strangest job ad he’s ever seen. GOOD WITH NUMBERS. SCIENCE HELPFUL. NO CRYBABIES. NO RAILROAD PEOPLE. The employer is Big John Supper—a massive, foul-mouthed American trucker, legendary wheelman, and complete lunatic who believes there is almost nothing in creation that can’t be driven ...

When bounty hunter Duke LaGrange and his oft-inebriated Japanese-Irish ninja companion, Ishiro’shea, entered their favorite watering hole, Cyborg Joe’s Grill N’ Go & The Why Not Saloon, they had no idea that they would soon be gobbled up by an unhinged astral anomaly and deposited on an uncharted primitive world. Few things are worse than undeveloped planets, especially those that haven’t even made it to the soufflé stage. To top it off, this particular planet comes with its own insane ruler and an Orb That Controls Everything and Must Be Respected.

His new workout partners? Absolutely stellar. Personal trainer Jake Miller's quiet lakeside life detonates when a gorgeous alien fugitive crashes into his backyard. Tori, with her reddish skin and delicate horns, is on the run from a corrupt military commander who framed her for theft. Just as Jake and Tori develop an undeniable connection, they're joined by Vixen—a mischievous fox-like alien investigator with a talent for trouble and a body built for sin. She's hunting the same conspiracy that forced Tori into hiding. Now Jake finds himself sandwiched between two smoking-hot ...

Cullen Bright is the greatest athlete in human history. With over fifty victories in the Enhanced Pentathlon, no one can fight, shoot, or run like him—but it's not enough. Adrift and bored with wealth and fame, he finds his cause when an alien enemy launches a savage war of extermination against The Ten human star systems under Unity control. In a flash of anger, he enlists in the Unity Marines, determined to bring his limitless talent to a cause that is spiraling into chaos and madness. But Cullen will learn that being a Marine isn't a solo sport, and respect isn't given—it's earned.