Space Comedy Adventures

Noah Beckett saved Earth. Sort of. It’s complicated. There were explosions. There were levitating aliens. There were a lot of swords. Now, Noah has been promoted from “panicked survivor” to a Commander in the Resistance. After his first mission is a complete disaster, he finds himself a prisoner on the one planet even the galaxy’s most dangerous criminals avoid: Hell. There, Noah is conscripted into service under the Saradar, a tyrant who plays god in the dust. Noah is forced into gladiatorial combat, interspecies politics, and an upsetting encounter with a fire monster. With the ...

The universe has a complaints department. Unfortunately, it’s still processing yours If you enjoy absurd sci-fi, dry wit, and bureaucratic nightmares that somehow feel a little too real… welcome to the worst office in existence. Arthur Denton is just a human clerk trying to survive his shift at the galaxy’s most dreaded institution: The Department of Interspecies Complaints. His job? Process 47,000 grievances from aliens, planets, concepts, and occasionally reality itself—before the universe collapses under the weight of unresolved paperwork. No pressure. Inside this hilariously ...

The last gas station in the Milky Way was supposed to be quiet. Then an alien battleship pulled up to the pump. For nineteen years, Earl Vickers has run Last Chance Fuel & Sundries at the edge of civilized space, where the customers are scarce, the coffee is hot, and Pump Three is usually broken. Earl likes it that way. Then an enormous warship emerges from hyperspace, damaged, running low on fuel, and very far from home. The aliens want Earl to fill it up. There's just one problem. They can't pay. Before Earl can figure out what to do about a four-million-credit fuel bill, the human navy ...

An alien cat turned me into a superweapon. I was homeless on the streets of Third York when it happened. Then the military arrived and gave me a choice. Enlist or die. The next thing I knew, I was fighting giant robots at the Xenoforce Academy's boot camp. Figuring out superpowers and energy levels was hard enough, but I had to deal with a mind-reading alien princess, a team of gorgeous women, and a femme fatale in charge of the whole operation. Oh, and a galactic conspiracy is threatening all of humanity. It's up to me and my new feline friend to set things right. A civil war's brewing on ...

I never believed in UFOs—until I found one in my backyard… Alex is just a normal guy who works at a computer repair shop and dreams away his life. That is, until one day, he literally stumbles across a hidden spaceship. Together with his best friends, Joey and Lucy, he explores the vessel. They find the pilot dead, but the sentient ship AI is very much alive—and she needs their help. The friends decide to embark on an adventure into the unknown. Soon, they find themselves on a crazy ride through space, facing aliens, pirates, smugglers, and humorless space authorities… Will Alex and...

I never dreamed of becoming a galactic special agent...or did I? Tom Reynolds and his younger brother Johnny finally have their own spaceship. Unfortunately, they also have mounting repair bills, a talent for attracting disasters, and COSMO—the galaxy's most aggressively unhelpful robot, who hates humans in general and Tom and Johnny in particular. When the Galactic Authority approaches them with an offer they can't refuse, the brothers find themselves recruited for a top-secret operation: help capture Kaz Vorr, one of the most dangerous criminals in known space. The brothers know Kaz all...

I worked in a grocery store overnight. It was an easy job. Keep the store stocked, survive the boredom of long nights, and help the impossibly large and mysterious man that came in frequently. A man that ended up actually being an alien smuggler. Long story short, I got caught up in his problems and had to flee Earth with him. We hid on a distant space station while we waited for the people chasing him to back off long enough for him to take me home. In the meantime, we had to sell the bananas he had taken from Earth on the black market. That's right, bananas. I almost blurted out some ...

His new workout partners? Absolutely stellar. Personal trainer Jake Miller's quiet lakeside life detonates when a gorgeous alien fugitive crashes into his backyard. Tori, with her reddish skin and delicate horns, is on the run from a corrupt military commander who framed her for theft. Just as Jake and Tori develop an undeniable connection, they're joined by Vixen—a mischievous fox-like alien investigator with a talent for trouble and a body built for sin. She's hunting the same conspiracy that forced Tori into hiding. Now Jake finds himself sandwiched between two smoking-hot ...

She just wanted to find the perfect space-orchid. The universe had other plans. Agnes Peabody, a sixty-two-year-old retired botanist, has finally purchased her dream vessel: a rusty, second-hand scout ship named The Rusty Petal. Her mission? To travel the cosmos cataloging rare alien flora. Her ship’s AI, however, is a hyper-logical, overly cautious program named ALBERT who views dirt as a biohazard and considers Agnes’s beloved houseplants to be a security threat. ALBERT prefers optimal flight paths and sterile environments; Agnes prefers impromptu detours to asteroid belts that might ...

(Mature Content) ONE TRUCK. EIGHT TRAILERS. A WHOLE GALAXY ABOUT TO LEARN WHAT “EXPRESS DELIVERY” REALLY MEANS. Will Wright used to teach physics. Now he’s divorced, unemployed, living in a roadside motel, and watching his savings disappear one bad cup of coffee at a time. Then he answers the strangest job ad he’s ever seen. GOOD WITH NUMBERS. SCIENCE HELPFUL. NO CRYBABIES. NO RAILROAD PEOPLE. The employer is Big John Supper—a massive, foul-mouthed American trucker, legendary wheelman, and complete lunatic who believes there is almost nothing in creation that can’t be driven ...

A paintball arena manager who's never been taken seriously. A seven-foot alien commander who's never lost control. And a mistranslation that drops her into his war with nothing but a spiral notebook and zero respect for tradition. Rory Sullivan has spent six years running a paintball arena in Scranton—managing teenage hostage situations, defusing parental meltdowns, and watching her boss's son take credit for her work. When a budget-strapped alien temp agency mistranslates "recreational combat commander" as "Supreme Leader" and beams her onto a warship in her cat pajamas, she's expected ...

My robot hates me. Sadly, he's the only competent member of the crew. When Johnny convinces his older brother Tom to invest their life savings in a secondhand starship, he promises adventure, profit, and the chance to finally see the galaxy. The seller swears it's in top condition. As it turns out, the seller has a flexible relationship with the truth. The ship has questionable wiring, unreliable engines, and a navigation system that treats coordinates as friendly suggestions. Worst of all, it comes with a complimentary onboard robot named COSMO—who hates humans, hates space, and ...

Superweapon stud? That's what the doctor ordered. The Beastmasters are dwindling. The Mekanics are growing bolder. Everyone's desperate for the next magic bullet. With no more Chimerics arriving, there's only one way to make more Beastmasters. Me. I'm not against making baby Beastmasters with the hotties on my squad. The problem is that they're not telling me everything. The last time they tried this, things got pretty ugly... All hell's breaking loose. Secrets are spilling left and right. Even my alien cat Zoe can't keep all the facts straight. And everyone wants a piece of me. There's ...

Dart Luck (Jax Dart, Space Bastard Book 1) When your ship’s called The Lucky Bastard, you know luck has nothing to do with it. Meet Captain Jax Dart—a hard-drinking, womanizing, drug-loving, gambling-addicted lesbian with a knack for making terrible decisions and somehow surviving them. At the helm of her barely spaceworthy mining ship, The Lucky Bastard, Jax and her dysfunctional crew scrape out a living mining asteroids for faceless megacorporations who’d rather see them dead than paid. Her crew is a disaster: Zorblax, an alien drunk who insists antifreeze is a delicacy. Rob, a ...

Space Bimbos are human too, right? ...and Sam is finding he's their ultimate Alpha Male! in this EPIC collection! Sam's a geek for alien abduction stories. Heck, he's even been seeking them out, hoping to join the ranks. His dreams were never quite like this, though, as he finds himself abducted by a crew of gorgeous Bimbos from Space!. Seems as if this long-lost human civilization doesn't have a clue about real men, and Sam's more than happy to teach them the hot and steamy truth. He'll need courage, wisdom, and all the stamina he can muster to protect his new benefactors from the harsh ...

In the electrifying conclusion to this zany isekai adventure, it's boom or bust—and the only way out . . . is up! After some very bad luck on Earth took his legs and then his life, things finally began to turn around for astronaut Chris when he was reborn as a goblin king on a...

Narrated by Bill Bailey, with Maisie Adam as the voice of the Thing. When you’re four inches high in a world full of giant people, things never go very well for long. After running into trouble at the quarry, the nomes want to go home. The problem is, ‘home’ is somewhere up in the stars...

Cullen Bright is the greatest athlete in human history. With over fifty victories in the Enhanced Pentathlon, no one can fight, shoot, or run like him—but it's not enough. Adrift and bored with wealth and fame, he finds his cause when an alien enemy launches a savage war of extermination against The Ten human star systems under Unity control. In a flash of anger, he enlists in the Unity Marines, determined to bring his limitless talent to a cause that is spiraling into chaos and madness. But Cullen will learn that being a Marine isn't a solo sport, and respect isn't given—it's earned.

With a souped-up star freighter named Posthaste, a sex hungry android crew, and a huge, genetically altered cock, Rockford Harding, better known as Rock Hard is ready to take on the galaxy in this witty, offbeat space sex comedy! He’s not above skirting the authorities, so when a mob boss calls in a favor and asks Harding and his sexy android, D.E.B.I., to make a simple pick up and drop off it seemed like an easy way to earn back some credits. Boy was he wrong! The package turned out to be a beautiful, sexy Princess and her alluring, shapely minder known only as Oracle. And their ...

She said don’t open the box. They opened the box. Containment specialist Andi Germane came aboard the salvage ship DOMIT for one job: tell the crew what’s in the sealed container. Her answer was “Keep it sealed.” Within the hour, they broke the seal, the ship was crashing, and something small and delighted was loose in the vents. Oops… She hates being right all the time. Now she’s stuck aboard until she catches a fluffy orange thief, which would be simple if not for the distractingly handsome pilot. Pulse is the only one who took her warning seriously, and he called out the ...