Space Opera Comedy

The Dart Side of the Moon A Queer Sci-Fi Comedy of Haunted Moons, Time Loops, and Sexual Hallucinations in Space By Krysta M Some moons you mine. Some moons mine you. When Jax Dart and her crew take a “simple” mining job on a haunted moon, reality promptly checks out. The laws of physics start flirting, time loops back on itself, and the ghosts of Jax’s ex-lovers show up with opinions. Now she’s stuck in a surreal spiral of cosmic horror, sexual tension, and bad decisions. Zorblax faces visions of his lost species, Rob meets alternate versions of himself (all equally unhinged), and ...

Kelly Frank is EarthCent's top diplomat on Union Station, but her job description has always been a bit vague. The pay is horrible and she's in hock up to her ears for her furniture, which is likely to end up in a corridor because she's behind on rent for her room. Sometimes she has to wonder if the career she has put ahead of her personal life for 15 years is worth it.

"Oops, We Saved Humanity!" - A Briliant Sci-Fi Comedy of Adorable Chaos, Technological Mishaps, and Unexpected Heroism. An Absolute Must Read! Dr. Felix Bumblesnap never intended to trigger a global revolution—he just wanted to solve world hunger and have clean socks. But his latest invention, the Quantum Replicator™, has an unfortunate typo problem, and now the planet is overrun by intelligent robotic kittens capable of viral social-media campaigns, philosophical debates, and coordinated mischief. Soon, humanity finds itself caught between adorable technological overlords, politically ...

A century ago, the Sentience Wars tore the galaxy apart and nearly ended the entire concept of intelligent space-faring life. In the aftermath, a curious tradition was invented - something to cheer up everyone who was left and bring the shattered worlds together in the spirit of peace, unity, and understanding. Once every cycle, the civilizations gather for the Metagalactic Grand Prix - part gladiatorial contest, part beauty pageant, part concert extravaganza, and part continuation of the wars of the past.

My robot hates me. Sadly, he's the only competent member of the crew. When Johnny convinces his older brother Tom to invest their life savings in a secondhand starship, he promises adventure, profit, and the chance to finally see the galaxy. The seller swears it's in top condition. As it turns out, the seller has a flexible relationship with the truth. The ship has questionable wiring, unreliable engines, and a navigation system that treats coordinates as friendly suggestions. Worst of all, it comes with a complimentary onboard robot named COSMO—who hates humans, hates space, and ...

New ER doctor Alexi Sur always intended to join an aid agency. She'd just expected to work among humans. When the Pax Galactica Corps becomes her only option (don't ask—the debts aren't hers, but the family is, much to her regret), Alexi finds herself traveling the galaxy and learning alien physiology and culture, all while becoming a reality TV star. Being pursued by camera drones and starring in her very own Welcome-to-the-Universe documentary was never on Alexi's to-do list.

When petty criminal Cal Carver is locked in a cell with a deranged, semi-naked cannibal, he suspects his life has hit its lowest point. He is mistaken. Abducted by aliens and whisked across the galaxy, Cal is thrown into a team of misfits and criminals and sent on a top secret mission for the president of Space. And that's when everything starts to go very, very wrong....

This dazzling anthology includes epic interstellar adventures, tales of space and wonder, from some of the brightest names in science fiction.

Boldly going wherever common sense gave up Commander Lyra Starling never meant to lead a reverse-harem of humanoid Meerkats into battle, but fate (and very bad paperwork) had other plans. Now she’s juggling three boyfriends with claws, a divine AI gone rogue, cocaine-addicted hedgehogs, and drag-queen squirrels who can out-glitter the gods. Across three gloriously unhinged adventures — Brave New Harem, Do Androids Dream of Sexy Meerkats?, and Missionary Impossible — Lyra and her furry disaster squad will save the universe, ruin diplomacy, and prove that true love doesn’t need logic,...

I've never been a fan of giant space robots…until I found myself fighting one. Once again, Alex, Lucy, Joey and the rest of the Starflare crew must save the galaxy. The humorless Commander Sarrik informs them that their help is needed urgently. This time a city-sized space robot with a personality problem and a laser cannon to match is threatening to destroy all life as we know it. Now it’s heading straight for the galactic core, blasting through everything in its path like a kid in a toy store with no adult supervision. The authorities are helpless. The space cartels are panicking. And...

Bill Stiltson arrives back at his bar after his last adventure, ready to make beer and live a normal life on the moon in the year 2538. Alas, he returns to find his lawn furniture on fire, the work of Jethro Duff, leader of the Moon Nationalist movement called the Lunatics. Bill soon learns that Jethro was following an online conspiracy theory accusing Bill of ruining the moon's economy, destroying lunar culture, and even eating people. Bill sends his intern Jimmy to investigate this conspiracy theory and bring back evidence for a lawsuit, but when Jimmy becomes apprentice to the ringleader...

Welcome to Clone Aid: the galaxy’s most well-intentioned wellness retreat turned full-blown personality cult. Captain Jax Dart—President of the Bastardocracy, chaos magnet, and unwilling messiah—thought a clone spa retreat sounded dumb but harmless. But when her ship’s tech genius Ludo teams up with the dangerously zen Flexx Twins to “help clones find their true selves,” things spiral faster than you can say "chakra realignment protocol." Soon, thousands of identity-crisis-riddled clones are chanting in matching robes, building crystal towers, and whispering about a “Final ...

It’s all fun and games until you bet the ship. Captain Jax Dart should never be allowed in a casino. But when the crew stops at a sleazy asteroid strip-station, she loses The Lucky Bastard in a high-stakes game of cards. Now the ship belongs to Arelle, the ruthless casino boss—and another one of Jax’s furious ex-lovers. To win back the Bastard, Jax has to enter an underground cage-fighting tournament where the rules are rigged, the odds are bloody, and the house always wins. Her crew isn’t much help: Zorblax has become drinking buddies with the pit fighters. Rob is entered into the ...

She blew up Heaven twice. The third time’s a franchise. Commander Lyra Starling just wanted to retire — preferably somewhere without exploding planets or divine paperwork. But when a glitter-addicted AI called Halo Two turns her home world into a pastel-coloured cult, Lyra and her three very enthusiastic Meerkat lovers are dragged back into the fight. Armed with sarcasm, babies, and the most irresponsible glitter bomb in galactic history, the Fleetwood Smack crew declares war on mandatory happiness. Between malfunctioning drones, cosmic tea ceremonies, and interspecies misunderstandings...

The Bastardocracy’s press secretary has been kidnapped—and not by your average run-of-the-mill galactic villain. No, Rob’s been abducted by a cartel of sentient sexbots who want to harvest his emotions to build “authentic emotional porn.” Turns out sarcasm, existential dread, and finely tailored suits are in very high demand. Now President Jax Dart and her misfit crew must infiltrate a BDSM data spa in disguise, outrun consent-violating algorithms, and tango with a dangerously charming ex—who may or may not be running the entire operation. With Zorblax rising through the ...

Sometimes the monsters aren’t in space—they’re signing your paychecks. Captain Jax Dart and her crew finally land a legitimate job: mining a brand-new energy source on the edges of corporate territory. The payout looks huge. The catch? The “asteroid” they’re hired to drill into isn’t an asteroid at all—it’s a living, sentient organism the size of a planet. The corporation insists it’s just “bio-rock.” The organism disagrees. Violently. Between blood floods, flesh storms, rival crews, and an attractive corporate auditor who keeps Jax in her bed and on the chopping ...

Now Illustrated! The galaxy’s last hope is its biggest mistake. Being competent is overrated. Being a "Harmless Idiot" is a survival strategy. Beckett "Beck" Holt had a simple plan: graduate the Academy, fly a shiny cruiser, and retire with a full pension. Instead, he’s the captain of a scout ship that smells like scorched cinnamon and old laundry, held together by industrial-grade spite and fungal spores. When Beck and his crew salvage a "dead" alien from a high-security Sentinel wreck, they accidentally stumble into a conspiracy that threatens the very core of individual thought. ...

Cullen Bright is the greatest athlete in human history. With over fifty victories in the Enhanced Pentathlon, no one can fight, shoot, or run like him—but it's not enough. Adrift and bored with wealth and fame, he finds his cause when an alien enemy launches a savage war of extermination against The Ten human star systems under Unity control. In a flash of anger, he enlists in the Unity Marines, determined to bring his limitless talent to a cause that is spiraling into chaos and madness. But Cullen will learn that being a Marine isn't a solo sport, and respect isn't given—it's earned.

Trapped on a sex-fueled party cruise run by a sentient AI? Just another Tuesday for Jax Dart. When the Lucky Bastard docks for a quick refuel, Jax and her misfit crew are mistaken for celebrity guests aboard The Euphorium—an interstellar luxury cruise where every hour is happy hour, and the entertainment never ends. The only catch? They're not allowed to leave. Ruled by an attention-hungry artificial intelligence named VITA, the Euphorium is a flying pleasure dome—and now, Jax is the lead act in a galactic reality show full of zero-gravity pole dancing, malfunctioning sexbots, and ...

Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished. Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch, but at first it doesn't seem too bad. He just has to help a freelancer pick up some cargo. Unfortunately, Hal Spacejock - the freelancer - is obstinate, over-confident, and woefully under-skilled, and he's never going to let a lowly robot fly his precious ship. Is there any chance this pair of misfits can lift off, collect the cargo and deliver it in one piece?