Great Jokes

‘World’s Best Bad Dad Jokes 2018’ is a compilation of the greatest ‘Dad jokes’ told by some of the nation’s best comedians in leading comedy clubs in New York, Los Angeles, Atlanta, Miami, and Seattle. “Outrageously funny!” raves Continental Comedy “The very best and worst Dad jokes ever!” Joker’s Wild Comedy “No bad puns, no corny one-liners – this is serious comedy for unserious Dads!” Homer’s Humor From inside: An older woman who lived alone with her cat heard someone digging in the backyard of the house next door. She leaned over the fence and saw her ...

St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming, and he needed to use the restroom. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go take a leak?" "Sure," replied Jesus. "What do I have to do?" "Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven." "Sounds easy enough," Jesus shrugged. So Jesus waited at the gates while St. Peter went off on his errand. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to a ...

Where can you find the most hilarious jokes and riddles? Inside Greatest Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers, of course. Kids, everywhere, are sure to find the perfect jokes that will tickle their funny bones, the silliest riddle of the day or the best brain teasers ever. And, with so many to choose from, this fun, easy to read book will have them laughing for hours. And it goes without saying that Greatest Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers, also makes a great gift.

Steve North the Comedy Coach, voted #1 Comedy Coach in the USA, starts by teaching you how to create your own unique comedic character for stand up, then offers the twenty best joke-writing formulas developed over 20 years in his workshops, and then helps you put it all together to work as a stand up comedian. Whether you're a beginner or advanced comedian, you need to learn the character method first. Then slay the audience, or just be funnier in life.

Throughout history, people have loved practical jokes. Listen about a few of the more well-known jokes and pranks throughout history, including unicorns on the moon, a boat-car, and the Loch Ness monster.

Golf is an easy game to learn, but impossible to master. Every day is different, every inch of every course is different, and very few of us ever practice; we just go out and play. With the golf gods and the universe all conspiring against us, there is only one thing we can do…laugh! I’ve been fortunate enough to golf in many different countries, and one thing I can say is that the misery of the game is universal, but so is its allure. We forgive the worst of days with one perfect drive of the tee on the final hole or sinking a long lazy roller of a putt. Wherever I golf, people enjoy ...

WARNING ADULTS ONLY. Are you bored and need some raunchy humour in your life? Well look no further. This book will have you in tears, red faced and probably cringing with embarrassment! Whether it’s a little bit dirty naughty and super raunchy this book has it all! WARNING: NOT FOR ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18! 100 OF JOKES FULL OF NAUGHTINESS AND EXCITiNG STORIES WILL KEEP YOU WANTING MORE! If you want to be entertained CLICK the ‘BUY NOW’’ button and purchase THE NAUGHTY book of SEX JOKES!

The Great Book of Dad Jokes is here, packed with hundreds of bad, corny but funny jokes and puns. In fact, they are so bad, they're good! In this book you can be sure to find hilarious dad jokes. Haha, hilarious right? Get your hands on The Great Book of Dad Jokes today and up your joke game, or maybe you know someone this would be a great gift for? It's a great birthday present! Remember, a laugh a day keeps the doctor away!

America. Just saying the name brings a flood of images to mind—amber waves of grain, tailgate parties, 24-hour drive-thrus, and debates about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It’s a country like no other, where life is as big and bold as the portions at a Texas steakhouse. Here, the highways are endless, the dreams are infinite, and the quirks… well, let’s just say they’re plentiful. This book is a celebration of all the little things that make America the wonderfully weird and endlessly entertaining place it is. From the political theater that feels more like reality TV, to ...

There’s never a dull moment with silly jokes just for kids! Forget being bored. That should never be a thing! Keep the fun and laughter going whether at home, on the go, or quite honestly…wherever! This book is overflowing with rounds of children friendly jokes!

A groundbreaking history of the Black Joke, the most famous member of the British Royal Navy’s anti-slavery squadron, and the long fight to end the transatlantic slave trade. Initially a slaving vessel itself, the Black Joke was captured in 1827 and repurposed by the Royal Navy to catch its former compatriots. Over the next five years, the vessel liberated more enslaved people than any other in Britain’s West Africa Squadron.

Daughter of Major Derek Hargreaves (spy?) and June Hargreaves (spy's wife?) sister of Sara (born to be Head Girl) and Ben (the usurper), Jenny's comedy career took off via drama school, cider, sausage rolls, sleeping with men who looked like they lived under a carpet, punk poetry, anorexia, bedsit misery, waitressing and not really having a clue about anything. This was a world before microphones, mobile phones, before everyone gave up smoking or started taking coke. Jenny Eclair was on the comedy circuit before there really was a comedy circuit.

You should listen to this audiobook if you like traditional Jewish gags and funny stories about worried mothers, hen-pecked husbands, argumentative rabbis, yentas, and Jewish Princesses!

What does it take to live in a place that gets up to 350 inches of snow each year, mosquitoes the size of small birds, and hardwood forests that go on for miles where distance between towns is measured in time and not miles? A great sense of humor! They affectionately refer to themselves as "Yoopers" and live a tough life, but are the most kindhearted and hilarious people you will ever be lucky enough to meet. (Just don’t try out the double-decker outhouse outback, no matter what they tell you!) Enjoy the following collection of jokes and "Yooper" definitions.

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101 Dad Jokes is a great father's day gift, birthday gift, or just a great funny dad gift. Have a crazy uncle or grandpa? They will love this audiobook as well. We’ve all heard that laughter is the best medicine, so consider this your cure for the doldrums of a drab day. This audiobook, filled with puns and witty quips, is much more fun to listen than reading a prescription bottle - and much cheaper too! You don’t even need a note from your doctor to purchase, so crack open this audiobook of jokes and start cracking up!

In this groundbreaking book, Fortune 500 innovation guru and creativity instructor Bryan Mattimore takes listeners on a journey through time to explore the unique personality quirks and crazy ideas of history's greats.

Anekdot v russkoj literature - ehto korotkij po soderzhaniyu i szhatyj po izlozheniyu rasskaz o zamechatel'nom ili zabavnom sluchae iz zhizni vydayushchegosya cheloveka. Vospominaniya Andreya Nartova, "Petra Velikogo mekhanika i tokarnogo iskusstva uchitelya", v vide kratkih i pouchitel'nyh istorij donosyat do nas unikal'nye svedeniya o postupkah, mirovozzrenii i o lichnoj zhizni imperatora. Petr I - mudryj pravitel', despot, a mozhet byt' prosto takoj zhe chelovek, kak i vse my, so svoimi slabostyami i nedostatkami? Poslushajte rasskazy Andreya Nartova i sostav'te sobstvennoe predstavlenie o yarkoj lichnosti Petra Velikogo. V muzykal'nom oformlenii diska ispol'zovany temy iz proizvedenij russkih kompozitorov XVIII veka.