Funny Self

"Funny, furious, and profane." —The New York Times “Not your typical celebrity memoir.” —Jimmy Kimmel Unflinchingly honest and darkly funny, You with the Sad Eyes unveils a side of Christina Applegate we’ve never seen, forever cementing her formidable and iconoclastic legacy. Christina...

Ready to ditch the bottle and embrace a life that doesn't require a constant buzz? Dive into "Uncorked: A No-BS Guide from Boozy Mess to Sober Success," your hilarious roadmap to sobriety. April Adams spills the tea on her messy journey from hot mess to sober queen, serving up a cocktail of brutal honesty and side-splitting humor. This ain't your grandma's self-help book. "Uncorked" is packed with real talk, f-bombs, and practical advice for dodging temptation, surviving sober socials, and building a kick-ass life without liquid courage. From "Oh shit, I drunk-texted my ex" to "Holy crap, I...

Based on a Navy SEAL's inspiring graduation speech, this #1 New York Times bestseller is full of of powerful, life-changing lessons. "Should be read by every leader in America" —Wall Street Journal If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed. On May 17, 2014, Admiral William...

👦👧 A Heartwarming, Inspiring, and Funny Story for Kids Ages 4-8 📚 A Perfect Book for Curious Little Minds: Are you looking for a delightful children’s book that will entertain, inspire, and teach valuable life lessons? The Big Adventure of a Small Mouse is the perfect choice! This beautifully illustrated tale follows Max, a brave and adventurous mouse, on a thrilling journey filled with excitement, challenges, and heartwarming friendships. 🐭 What’s Inside: ✨ A cute main character who inspires courage and curiosity ✨ Action-packed adventures with fun and surprising twists...

Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this no-f*cks-given guide to dealing with stress and worry from the New York Times bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck. ? "Genius." —Cosmopolitan Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them?...

“Brutally funny and alarmingly honest” this New York Times–bestselling memoir chronicles one woman's drinking life and her road to sobriety (Entertainment Weekly, “Must List”). For Sarah Hepola, drinking felt like freedom; part of her birthright as a twenty-first-century woman. But...

Why does the school photo always seem to go wrong on picture day? Why does a long-awaited outing get canceled just when your child is most excited? And how does one tiny misunderstanding between friends turn into such a big deal? If you have ever watched your child struggle with an unexpected disappointment, you know how hard it can be to help them see beyond the moment. A small setback can feel enormous when you're still learning how to handle life's surprises. That's where Murphy's Law comes in. When things go wrong, there's usually a story worth telling, a lesson worth learning, and ...

A funny, raw, and painfully honest story about falling apart - and clawing your way back. “Lottie is heartbreakingly real.” “Sharp, chaotic, and full of hope.” “I saw myself in every page.” Lottie Penrose isn’t doing fine - though she’s very good at pretending she is. Her mornings start glued to the sofa, her days blur with missed calls and mascara-smudged apologies, and her evenings end in supermarket wine and jokes that cover more than they reveal. Her best friend Jess sees it long before she does. The lunches where the wine comes too quickly, the flat that smells of ...

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER MORE THAN 5 MILLION COPIES SOLD The first ever self-development book to help millions of people around the globe transform their lives using humor, irreverence, and the occasional curse word—now with an exclusive new chapter on the power of intuition and...

Do you want your boy or girl to be confident, to have high self-esteem, and to have the life skills necessary to thrive and be happy in today’s environment? This book teaches your child the real-world life skills you had to learn the hard way. The lessons are all taught by entertaining stories told by Panama Pete, a kid your child can identify with and relate to. There’s no lecturing from an adult. These funny stories teach: Self-esteem Emotional intelligence Confidence How to make the right kind of friends Skills not taught in school Whether your kid reads this book themselves or you ...

"[Narrators Rita] Amparita and [Stephanie] Németh-Parker excel in providing distinct voices for the many female characters. Listeners will find themselves entranced by their performances. " — AudioFile From the New York Times bestselling author of The Atlas Six, Girl Dinner is a darkly-fun...

A Newbery Honor Award Book! A fox and a badger begrudgingly team up to change their destinies in this endearing middle grade novel Featuring black-and-white illustrations throughout, this critically acclaimed novel brings Deadwood Forest to life through both words and art. Perfect for fans of...

“It used to be Cliff and Vivian and now it isn't.” With these words, Jim Harrison begins a riotous, moving novel that sends a sixty-something man on a quest of self-rediscovery. Newly divorced and robbed of his farm by his real-estate shark of an ex-wife, Cliff is off on a road trip across...

Make the most of the rest of your life! You’ve just retired. It’s a huge life change! How do you make the transition to post-employment? This inspirational collection of wisdom and witticisms, offering insights, experience, and encouragement, is an entertaining guide to having a purposeful and fulfilling retirement. It's a comprehensive look at the day-to-day retirement experience, exploring what to expect when you retire. With real-time advice to motivate and maintain your happiness as you move into your new post-employment lifestyle, you will discover how to: Understand the process of...

A short, honest, quietly funny book for women past 50. Whether you’re 50, 60, or long past keeping track — and at some point caught yourself thinking: “Wait… is this it?” You’ve handled things. A lot of things. For a long time. You got really good at it. So good, in fact, that you became the one people rely on. The one who figures things out. The one who keeps everything running. And, as it usually goes with people like that — you just got handed more. At some point, it stops feeling like strength and starts feeling a little… questionable. Not dramatic. Not a crisis. Just: ...

From the New York Times Bestselling author of Running With Scissors comes the story of one man trying to out-drink his memories, outlast his demons, and outrun his past. "I was addicted to "Bewitched" as a kid. I worshipped Darren Stevens the First. When he'd come home from work and Samantha...

💥 Now a #1 Best Seller in Humanistic Psychology! What if the voice inside your head was your greatest ally instead of your worst enemy? If you’ve ever struggled with self-doubt, overthinking, setting boundaries, or emotional healing, you’re not alone. The truth is, self-love isn’t selfish—it’s the foundation for lasting confidence, inner peace, and true happiness. Do you constantly second-guess yourself and struggle with self-worth? Are you exhausted from people-pleasing but feel guilty saying no? Does your inner critic tear you down no matter how hard you try? Do you feel ...

From the cocreator of Deadpool and author of Suburban Dicks comes a diabolically funny murder mystery that features two unlikely sleuths investigating a murder that reveals the dark underbelly of suburban marriage. After mother of five and former FBI profiler Andie Stern solved a...

30 Days to Stop Being a Bitch is a 30-day mindfulness program with a humorous, provocative approach to self-examination. Beneath the blunt title, the book encourages you to take an honest look at the attitudes, reactions, habits, and behaviors that can affect your relationships, communication, and everyday life. Each day introduces a different mindfulness exercise or lesson, giving you a simple, structured practice to explore for approximately 15–30 minutes. Inside, you'll find: 30 days of mindfulness exercises and lessons exploring reactions, judgment, anger, frustration, ego, ...

The self-help book for people who don’t want help—and the funny adulting guide for anyone who suspects everyone else may be winging it too. If everyday stress has you questioning humanity, avoiding small talk, arguing with self-checkout machines, or wondering why annoying people always seem to find you, welcome. You’ve found your people. Unfortunately, some of them may want to talk. *How to Make Stress-Free Adulting Look Easy* is relatable self-help advice without the inspirational speeches, morning routines, or pressure to become a better version of yourself before breakfast. Instead...