Too Old for This Nonsense

A Funny, Relatable Book for Women About Freedom, Boundaries, and Choosing Yourself

De: Lena Hale

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

📘 Too Old for This Nonsense

A funny, painfully relatable book for women who have officially run out of patience.

You know that moment when someone asks for “just a tiny favor,”
and suddenly it’s your whole afternoon?
Or when a family gathering turns into an Olympic event in smiling-through-your-teeth?
Or when you say “it’s fine” out loud but “absolutely not” in your head?

Yeah.
This book lives exactly there.

Too Old for This Nonsense is a warm, sharp, honest collection of mini-essays for women who have carried the emotional backpack of everyone around them for far too long — and are finally starting to wonder why it’s always them.

It’s not self-help.
It’s self-recognition with a side of laughter.

✦ Inside, you’ll find…

✔️ Stories that hit way too close to home — family drama, group chats that won’t die, favors that multiply like gremlins after midnight.
✔️ Tiny rebellions that feel huge — saying “no,” closing the door, letting a message sit unread without guilt.
✔️ A very familiar exhaustion: the kind that comes from being the responsible one, the patient one, the calm one.
✔️ Humor you can feel in your bones — because sometimes the only thing between you and screaming into a pillow is a ridiculous little laugh.
✔️ Moments of clarity that whisper: “You’re not difficult. You’re done pretending.”

✦ This book is for you if…

• you’ve ever cleaned the house before visitors “helped” you clean

• you’ve spent a family holiday wishing you could Irish-exit life itself

• you carry everyone’s emotional load like it’s a tote bag from Target

• you’re tired of being the one who understands, accommodates, adjusts

• you’re not looking for transformation — you’re just looking for peace

Perfect for fans of funny nonfiction for women 40+, midlife humor, and books that feel like talking to a friend who's finally telling the truth out loud.

✦ A soft rebellion disguised as a laugh

This isn’t a lecture.
This isn’t a workbook.
This isn’t “fix yourself.”

It’s more like a best friend dropping by with something bubbly and saying:

“Listen. You’ve earned the right to set that boundary.
You’ve earned the right to rest.
You’ve earned the right to stop being ‘the strong one.’”

You don’t have to burn your life down.
But you are allowed to stop being available for nonsense.
Especially the kind that steals your time, your energy, and your ability to enjoy your own company.

✦ Read this book when:

📌 Your family group chat is entering its 37th hour.
📌 Someone says, “You don’t mind doing this, right?”
📌 You feel guilty for wanting five minutes alone.
📌 You’re questioning why your calendar looks like community service.
📌 You want to laugh instead of cry into a grocery bag.

**You’re not too much.

You’re just finally old enough to choose yourself.**
And honestly?
It’s about time.