John Dies at the End

3 books in series
4.5 out of 5 stars 12,723 ratings

John Dies at the End Publisher's Summary

STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me. The important thing is this: The drug is called Soy Sauce and it gives users a window into another dimension. John and I never had the chance to say no. You still do. I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: None of this was my fault.

©2007 David Wong and Permuted Press. All rights reserved. (P)2011 BBC Audiobooks America
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  • Book 1

    • John Dies at the End

    • By: David Wong
    • Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
    • Length: 14 hrs and 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 6,071
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5,593
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 5,611

    STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.

    • By Amazon Customer on 11-19-12

    Regular price: $18.87

  • Book 2

    • This Book Is Full of Spiders

    • Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
    • By: David Wong
    • Narrated by: Nick Podehl
    • Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 4,494
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 4,206
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 4,213

    Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can’t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • If You're Considering This... Go Ahead!

    • By Tracey Rains on 05-29-13

    Regular price: $29.99

  • Book 3

    • What the Hell Did I Just Read

    • A Novel of Cosmic Horror
    • By: David Wong
    • Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
    • Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2,158
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2,019
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2,014

    While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John, and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they - like you - would be better off not knowing.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Audio sounds like it was produced in a tunnel

    • By horny on 10-03-17

    Regular price: $24.95