Fat Vampire
Books in series3
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(4.4 based on 232 ratings)
  • 1
    Fat Vampire | Johnny B. Truant

    Fat Vampire

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 37 mins)
    • By Johnny B. Truant
    • Narrated By Matt Josdal, VOplanet Studios
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (134)
    Performance
    (123)
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    When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire. And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's own further bad luck that he wakes up to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.

    Grows On You and becames Warm and Fuzzy

    HE'D GIVEN UP DAYTIME AND DONUTS
    Don't let the cover of the book fool you. This is a well written book with a great central character. It is not L..Show More »

    Reviewed on December 15 2016 by Jim "The Impatient" (Springfield, MO, United States)
  • 2
    Tastes like Chicken: Fat Vampire, Book 2 | Johnny B. Truant

    Tastes like Chicken: Fat Vampire, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 42 mins)
    • By Johnny B. Truant
    • Narrated By Matt Josdal VOplanet Studios
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (64)
    Performance
    (58)
    Story
    (57)

    It's been six months since fast-food-addicted Reginald Baskin was turned into a vampire too fat to live peacefully amongst the glamorous undead - six months in which Reginald and his 2,000-year-old maker Maurice have learned that power doesn't equal popularity. Sure, Maurice is now calling the shots, but the Council is up to new and dirty tricks, threatening to once again upset the balance...

    SO DEEP AND UNMYTHOS

    BODY BY CINNABON
    At times I was much into the deep dialogue on Vampirism, put I did crave something besides dialogue. The book cover and the titl..Show More »

    Reviewed on January 02 2017 by Jim "The Impatient" (Springfield, MO, United States)
  • 3
    All You Can Eat: Fat Vampire, Book 3 | Johnny B. Truant

    All You Can Eat: Fat Vampire, Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 43 mins)
    • By Johnny B. Truant
    • Narrated By Matt Josdal
    Overall
    (34)
    Performance
    (29)
    Story
    (29)

    Following the infamous "Ring of Fire" incident, the world's vampires are in a state of panic. Having been commanded by their creators to restore a better balance between humans and vampires, panicked bloodsuckers everywhere have begun "restoring" in the best ways they know -- by killing huge numbers of humans and turning the rest.

    Killer series!

    Solid 3rd installment to the series. I love the characters and the story - Johnny B. Truant rocks!

    Reviewed on October 22 2016 by Daniel Cain ()