Sammy the Cat

Sammy is a real cat. This is the story of his life from his perspective. He also knows exactly how to manipulate the world around him with his mantra: "All things belong to cats. All things exist for the benefit of cats. The cat is always in charge." 

Christmas is celebrated for the benefit of cats. Humans would do well to remember this. Sammy sees the Christmas world from the viewpoint that all things belong to cats, including presents, food, and the tree. 

Dog not in Charge was written using British English with a Scottish flavour. There are spelling differences between British English and the English as written and spoken in other parts of our wonderful, diverse world. There are also spelling differences between Human, Dog, and Cat English. Where Dog and Cat English predominate, cat won the argument.