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Dog Not in Charge

By: Candy Rae
Narrated by: Elliott Crossley
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Publisher's summary

Dog Not in Charge was written using British English with a Scottish flavour. There are spelling differences between British English and the English as written and spoken in other parts of our wonderful, diverse world. There are also spelling differences between Human, Dog, and Cat English. Where Dog and Cat English predominate, cat won the argument.

Quotes from Dog Not in Charge:

"Despite what they might say to the contrary, it is easy to get a cat to play, no matter what age. All you need to do is swing a play mouse in front of their face. They cannot resist." (Alex the Dog)

"I can add and subtract. Every cat knows that half of two is one and three-quarters." (Samson the Cat a.k.a Sammy)

©2018 Candy Rae (P)2019 Candy Rae

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