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  • Fashionably Flawed: Hot Damned | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Flawed: Hot Damned

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 22 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By David Brenin
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    Story
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    What's the Devil to do when his fire no longer burns away his sins and Fate is screwing with his...well, fate? Easy - lie, cheat, steal, and dictate my questionably accurate autobiography-slash-romance-novel to my unwilling and outstandingly rude Vampyre niece. Welcome to my Hell. A mysterious darkness is gunning for me and this time it might prevail. Traveling to Earth to promote my best-selling romance novel at an alarming book convention where I must protect my privates from the rabid lady readers is enough to frighten even the Devil.

    Nadine Applegate says: "Another excellent book"
  • Fashionably Dead | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead

    • UNABRIDGED (12 hrs and 14 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (1506)
    Performance
    (1400)
    Story
    (1398)

    Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.

    Cheri says: "Ridiculously Funny!"
  • Fashionably Dead Down Under: Hot Damned Series, Book 2 | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead Down Under: Hot Damned Series, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 6 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (835)
    Performance
    (778)
    Story
    (772)

    Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies, and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook.... Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real. I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of 20 minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were....

    Cheri says: "Love! Love! Love Astrid and Ethan!"
  • Hell on Heels: Hot Damned Series, Book 3 | Robyn Peterman

    Hell on Heels: Hot Damned Series, Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 45 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Amanda Ronconi
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (660)
    Performance
    (609)
    Story
    (604)

    My name is Dixie. I'm a Demon - a lousy Demon. I'm a 21-year-old virgin, and I have a battery-operated boyfriend. My magic is iffy at best and downright dangerous at worst. Leaving Hell to represent my race is not high on my list of things to do. Hell was exact. Hell was simple. All I want to do is get to home base with the hotter-than-Hades Demon of my dreams and work on my dark side so Satan, my dad, will get off my ass.

    Cheri says: "Hell Yeah, it was Good!"
  • A Fashionably Dead Christmas | Robyn Peterman

    A Fashionably Dead Christmas

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 52 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    Overall
    (271)
    Performance
    (257)
    Story
    (256)

    Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature.

    Cheri says: "Ho Ho Ho"
  • Fashionably Hotter Than Hell | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Hotter Than Hell

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 45 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Victor Bevine
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (314)
    Performance
    (291)
    Story
    (290)

    Welcome to my own personal hell. Name: Heathcliff. Occupation: Vampyre Warrior - one of the deadliest in the world. I plan. I fight. I win. Always. However, it's never taken me this damned long to get what I want before. Only I would be blessed with a Vampyre mate I'd have to chase for two centuries. The chemistry between us is steamy, and the sex is sizzling, but I want more - I want it all. Now, just as I'm finally wearing Raquel down, I find I have competition, not for my mate's hand but for her very existence.

    Troublemer says: "Another Winner"
  • A Tale of Two Witches: Magic and Mayhem, Book 5 | Robyn Peterman

    A Tale of Two Witches: Magic and Mayhem, Book 5

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 18 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Stephanie Riggio
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (25)
    Performance
    (22)
    Story
    (23)

    Three waxed cats, one Cookie Witch, a Brazilian gone bad, and the last name Bermangoggleshitz...not the best ingredients for a successful spell. Or is it? Avoiding the truth has been working out just fine for most of my life. I'm finally happy. I have friends and a kangaroo shifter who adores me. Never in my 29 witchy years did I think I would have a place to call home with people who truly cared. Now my BFF, Zelda, wants to have a chat. Can't crappy news wait?

    Haley says: "REALLY hilarious!"
  • Fashionably Dead in Diapers | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead in Diapers

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 49 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (599)
    Performance
    (549)
    Story
    (548)

    And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard.... That's nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren't any books on raising True Immortals, so let me give you a few tips.... Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion, and a map will help if you have only seven minutes and 31 seconds. You're welcome.

    Cheri says: "Holly Hotness This Story was Awesome!"
  • Fashionably Dead and Wed | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Dead and Wed

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 40 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (317)
    Performance
    (298)
    Story
    (296)

    What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles; a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug; a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature; a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff; an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse; and Steve Perry? You get the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell. All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging on to my humanity if only by a thread.

    Cheri says: "Wedding Bliss? Or Wedding From Hell?"
  • Fashionably Fanged: The Hot Damned Series, Book 8 | Robyn Peterman

    Fashionably Fanged: The Hot Damned Series, Book 8

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 45 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Audrey Lusk
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (146)
    Performance
    (132)
    Story
    (131)

    My name is Venus. I'm a 200-year old killing machine and I'm trading in my daggers and sword for a sparkly dress and an obscene swimsuit. Tiny strips of Lycra are not my typical battle wear, but when in Oklahoma... Armed with a fairly decent attitude, two debatably heterosexual insane old ladies, a woman I'd wanted to kill less than eight hours ago, and the possible love of my undead life, I'm in over my head with this. Of course I have no clue what this is going to entail, but that's never stopped me before.

    Nicole says: "Worst Narrator Ever"
  • How Hard Can It Be? | Robyn Peterman

    How Hard Can It Be?

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 50 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
    Overall
    (84)
    Performance
    (80)
    Story
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    What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail - just to start with. Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even if my campaign to score a job as the local weather girl had ended in a restraining order. Okay, TV was not my strength. But a lack of talent has never stopped me before. Which is why I've embarked on a writing career. I mean, how hard can it be to come up with a sexy romance?

    Moondog says: "Just not the type of humor I thought I was getting"
  • Size Matters | Robyn Peterman

    Size Matters

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 50 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Amanda Ronconi
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (49)
    Performance
    (46)
    Story
    (45)

    It's a big fat hairy deal when I lose yet another bet to my best friend, Rena. Not only do I end up attending Bigfoot meetings with her kooky Aunt Phyllis, I find myself traveling with a band of reality TV, Sasquatch-hunting nut-jobs! Not to mention a suspiciously shady film crew. As if those little nuggets weren't enough to send me on the express train to Crazytown...I stupidly swore off men! Clearly, all this would mess up any gal's social life, but the worst part of the story? The minute I send my libido on vacation, I meet Mitch.

    Yvonne says: "Total fun and laughs!"
  • Switching Hour: Magic and Mayhem Book One | Robyn Peterman

    Switching Hour: Magic and Mayhem Book One

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 34 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Stephanie Riggio
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (473)
    Performance
    (435)
    Story
    (432)

    Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia, and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge. Not to mention a mission...with no freaking directions. So here I sit in Asscrack, West Virginia, trying to figure out how to complete my mysterious mission before All Hallows Eve when I'll get turned into a mortal.

    Cheri says: "Awesome Story and Performance!"
  • No Were to Run | Robyn Peterman

    No Were to Run

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 57 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Abby Craden
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (72)
    Performance
    (69)
    Story
    (68)

    My name is Dima, and I'm a Dragon. I'm also going to die soon. It's a battle I've waged most of my life, but now the odds are looking crappy. Before I go up flames, I have to find a way to save my horde and make sure my secret treasure is safe. There is one way I could stick around a bit longer, but the men I've met aren't exactly lining up to save me.

    Debbie says: "dreadful"
  • Some Were in Time | Robyn Peterman

    Some Were in Time

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 32 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Hollie Jackson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (90)
    Performance
    (83)
    Story
    (82)

    Planning my own wedding should mean I'm having the time of my life...not defending it every time I turn around. Dragons, feral Wolves and Were Cows...I mean who in the hell knew Were Cows even existed? All I wanna do is marry Hank, have 2.5 beautiful little Werewolf babies, and live happily ever after while having sex on a very regular basis. Oh...and I still want to shoot stuff occasionally. Apparently no one got the memo.

    Debbie says: "Not a Bad Way to Waste a Few Hours"
  • Witch Glitch: Magic and Mayhem, Book Two | Robyn Peterman

    Witch Glitch: Magic and Mayhem, Book Two

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 46 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Stephanie Riggio
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (303)
    Performance
    (276)
    Story
    (274)

    Witches and glitches and testicle-obsessed cats...Oh my. One dilemma down and approximately 74,876,283 to go. I think being the Shifter Whisperer is hard - or Shifter Wanker as I enjoy referring to my new job - but healing wounded Shifters is easy compared to finding and eliminating the lurking freaking evil. Throw in a ghost, a potentially explosive ex-cellmate, a long lost dad and a smokin' hot werewolf who's convinced he's my mate, and suddenly it's party time - from hell. And this is my mission?

    Cheri says: "Shifter Whisper Returns ~ More Mayhem And Laughs!"
  • Cop a Feel | Robyn Peterman

    Cop a Feel

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 24 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Hollis McCarthy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (35)
    Performance
    (32)
    Story
    (32)

    I've been taking down drug dealers for so long, playing bodyguard to a woman named Shoshanna Lehump sounds like nothing more than a giant pain in my ass - and being partnered with the gorgeous egotistical jerk I never should have slept with in the first place just makes a bad situation even harder - especially when he pursues me as diligently as we're supposed to be chasing the bad guys.... What's a girl have to do to get a happy ending anyway?

    moosenbratsmommy says: "Not as good"
  • A Witch in Time: Magic and Mayhem, Book 3 | Robyn Peterman

    A Witch in Time: Magic and Mayhem, Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 13 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Stephanie Riggio
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (229)
    Performance
    (214)
    Story
    (211)

    One of these things is not like the others - life-threatening community theatre, wire hangers, chipmunks, tree-house sex-capades with a hot werewolf and head-shrinking with a porno-loving rabbit shifter. Actually none of these things are even remotely like the others, but it's my life and I'm going to make the pieces fit into a perfect puzzle - even if I have to shove it together and glue it with magic.

    Cheri says: "Snarky, Sassy, And Sexy!"
  • Were Me Out | Robyn Peterman

    Were Me Out

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 34 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Hollis McCarthy
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (64)
    Performance
    (59)
    Story
    (59)

    I'm a nice girl - really I am. I'm just a typical computer-hacking, knife-throwing, Star Trek-obsessed, overeducated Werewolf nerd who can't seem to get her love life to compute. However, it's time to grow up and face the music or, more accurately, the man I'm in love with...Junior, aka Jacob Wilson - the Alpha of the Georgia Pack. First I'll have to stand up to some nasty gals whose pants are so tight I can see their religion. Then I'll claim my man.

  • Magically Delicious: Magic and Mayhem, Book 4 | Robyn Peterman

    Magically Delicious: Magic and Mayhem, Book 4

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 29 mins)
    • By Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated By Stephanie Riggio
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (166)
    Performance
    (156)
    Story
    (154)

    What does a hungry, pregnant witch do when her whole freaking town goes on a no-carb diet? I'll tell you what. She goes on the sly and conjures up some anchovy-chocolate chunk cookies dipped in hot sauce - that's what. Of course my cheating gets complicated when all of the magic in the world goes on the fritz. To solve that particular wrinkle, I'll have to finally find the source of the lurking evil.

    Troublemer says: "ANOTHER WINNER FOR ROBYN"
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