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    • Fashionably Dead

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1,777
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,642
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1,641

    Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Ridiculously Funny!

    • By Cheri on 02-16-16

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Fashionably Forever After

    • Hot Damned
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: David Brenin
    • Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 83
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 79
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 79

    A movie deal for the devil's autobiography slash romance? Priceless. Maybe I should choose George Clooney to play me in the movie.... No. Too gray. As much as I can't see anyone playing me but me, I have far more important issues on my agenda - like finding the woman who stole my soul. Well, not exactly stole.... I might have made the switch and taken hers, but the siren Elle Rinoa has my soul nonetheless. Maybe Brad Pitt would be a good Lucifer.... No. Too blond.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Laugh out Loud

    • By james on 05-09-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Fashionably Dead Down Under

    • Hot Damned Series, Book 2
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 985
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 916
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 910

    Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies, and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook.... Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real. I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of 20 minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Love! Love! Love Astrid and Ethan!

    • By Cheri on 02-27-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Hell on Heels

    • Hot Damned Series, Book 3
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
    • Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 785
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 726
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 720

    My name is Dixie. I'm a Demon - a lousy Demon. I'm a 21-year-old virgin, and I have a battery-operated boyfriend. My magic is iffy at best and downright dangerous at worst. Leaving Hell to represent my race is not high on my list of things to do. Hell was exact. Hell was simple. All I want to do is get to home base with the hotter-than-Hades Demon of my dreams and work on my dark side so Satan, my dad, will get off my ass.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Hell Yeah, it was Good!

    • By Cheri on 03-02-16

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Fashionably Flawed

    • Hot Damned
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: David Brenin
    • Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 169
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 160
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 161

    What's the Devil to do when his fire no longer burns away his sins and Fate is screwing with his...well, fate? Easy - lie, cheat, steal, and dictate my questionably accurate autobiography-slash-romance-novel to my unwilling and outstandingly rude Vampyre niece. Welcome to my Hell. A mysterious darkness is gunning for me and this time it might prevail. Traveling to Earth to promote my best-selling romance novel at an alarming book convention where I must protect my privates from the rabid lady readers is enough to frighten even the Devil.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Another excellent book

    • By Nadine Applegate on 11-23-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Three's a Charm

    • Magic and Mayhem, Book Six
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
    • Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 31
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 31
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 31

    With Sassy and Cookie Witch by my side, I'll get a handle on my dark voodoo - or doodoo, as I've renamed it - so Assjacket won't end up as one massive crater. And I need all the help I can get. An evil like we've never seen is gunning for us - specifically me.  

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Fashionably Dead and Wed

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 407
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 382
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 379

    What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles; a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug; a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature; a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff; an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse; and Steve Perry? You get the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell. All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging on to my humanity if only by a thread.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Wedding Bliss? Or Wedding From Hell?

    • By Cheri on 12-08-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • How Hard Can It Be?

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 275
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 251
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 249

    What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail - just to start with. Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even if my campaign to score a job as the local weather girl had ended in a restraining order. Okay, TV was not my strength. But a lack of talent has never stopped me before. Which is why I've embarked on a writing career. I mean, how hard can it be to come up with a sexy romance?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Caution: so funny, you'll wet your pants!

    • By Nicholette on 08-24-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Switching Hour: Magic and Mayhem Book One

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
    • Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 521
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 476
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 474

    Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia, and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge. Not to mention a mission...with no freaking directions. So here I sit in Asscrack, West Virginia, trying to figure out how to complete my mysterious mission before All Hallows Eve when I'll get turned into a mortal.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Awesome Story and Performance!

    • By Cheri on 05-08-16

    Regular price: $14.95

    • A Fashionably Dead Christmas

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 330
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 315
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 313

    Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Ho Ho Ho

    • By Cheri on 09-05-16

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Fashionably Fanged

    • The Hot Damned Series, Book 8
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Audrey Lusk
    • Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 253
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 232
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 230

    My name is Venus. I'm a 200-year old killing machine and I'm trading in my daggers and sword for a sparkly dress and an obscene swimsuit. Tiny strips of Lycra are not my typical battle wear, but when in Oklahoma... Armed with a fairly decent attitude, two debatably heterosexual insane old ladies, a woman I'd wanted to kill less than eight hours ago, and the possible love of my undead life, I'm in over my head with this. Of course I have no clue what this is going to entail, but that's never stopped me before.

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Worst Narrator Ever

    • By Nicole on 07-27-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • A Tale of Two Witches

    • Magic and Mayhem, Book 5
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
    • Length: 5 hrs and 18 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 84
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 77
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 78

    Three waxed cats, one Cookie Witch, a Brazilian gone bad, and the last name Bermangoggleshitz...not the best ingredients for a successful spell. Or is it? Avoiding the truth has been working out just fine for most of my life. I'm finally happy. I have friends and a kangaroo shifter who adores me. Never in my 29 witchy years did I think I would have a place to call home with people who truly cared. Now my BFF, Zelda, wants to have a chat. Can't crappy news wait?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Cracked Me Up

    • By Michelle Eriksen on 12-04-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Fashionably Dead in Diapers

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 709
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 651
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 649

    And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard.... That's nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren't any books on raising True Immortals, so let me give you a few tips.... Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion, and a map will help if you have only seven minutes and 31 seconds. You're welcome.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Holly Hotness This Story was Awesome!

    • By Cheri on 03-18-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Fashionably Hotter Than Hell

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Victor Bevine
    • Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 398
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 369
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 368

    Welcome to my own personal hell. Name: Heathcliff. Occupation: Vampyre Warrior - one of the deadliest in the world. I plan. I fight. I win. Always. However, it's never taken me this damned long to get what I want before. Only I would be blessed with a Vampyre mate I'd have to chase for two centuries. The chemistry between us is steamy, and the sex is sizzling, but I want more - I want it all. Now, just as I'm finally wearing Raquel down, I find I have competition, not for my mate's hand but for her very existence.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Another Winner

    • By Troublemer on 07-27-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Magically Delicious

    • Magic and Mayhem, Book 4
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
    • Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 201
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 187
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 185

    What does a hungry, pregnant witch do when her whole freaking town goes on a no-carb diet? I'll tell you what. She goes on the sly and conjures up some anchovy-chocolate chunk cookies dipped in hot sauce - that's what. Of course my cheating gets complicated when all of the magic in the world goes on the fritz. To solve that particular wrinkle, I'll have to finally find the source of the lurking evil.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • ANOTHER WINNER FOR ROBYN

    • By Troublemer on 12-18-16

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Witch Glitch

    • Magic and Mayhem, Book Two
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
    • Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 339
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 307
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 306

    Witches and glitches and testicle-obsessed cats...Oh my. One dilemma down and approximately 74,876,283 to go. I think being the Shifter Whisperer is hard - or Shifter Wanker as I enjoy referring to my new job - but healing wounded Shifters is easy compared to finding and eliminating the lurking freaking evil. Throw in a ghost, a potentially explosive ex-cellmate, a long lost dad and a smokin' hot werewolf who's convinced he's my mate, and suddenly it's party time - from hell. And this is my mission?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Shifter Whisper Returns ~ More Mayhem And Laughs!

    • By Cheri on 05-30-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Size Matters

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
    • Length: 10 hrs and 50 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 127
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 118
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 116

    It's a big fat hairy deal when I lose yet another bet to my best friend, Rena. Not only do I end up attending Bigfoot meetings with her kooky Aunt Phyllis, I find myself traveling with a band of reality TV, Sasquatch-hunting nut-jobs! Not to mention a suspiciously shady film crew. As if those little nuggets weren't enough to send me on the express train to Crazytown...I stupidly swore off men! Clearly, all this would mess up any gal's social life, but the worst part of the story? The minute I send my libido on vacation, I meet Mitch.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • If you enjoy plenty of rough language

    • By stuzmate on 10-04-17

    Regular price: $24.95

    • A Witch in Time

    • Magic and Mayhem, Book 3
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
    • Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 267
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 248
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 245

    One of these things is not like the others - life-threatening community theatre, wire hangers, chipmunks, tree-house sex-capades with a hot werewolf and head-shrinking with a porno-loving rabbit shifter. Actually none of these things are even remotely like the others, but it's my life and I'm going to make the pieces fit into a perfect puzzle - even if I have to shove it together and glue it with magic.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Snarky, Sassy, And Sexy!

    • By Cheri on 06-17-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Some Were in Time

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
    • Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 267
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 254
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 254

    Planning my own wedding should mean I'm having the time of my life...not defending it every time I turn around. Dragons, feral Wolves and Were Cows...I mean who in the hell knew Were Cows even existed? All I wanna do is marry Hank, have 2.5 beautiful little Werewolf babies, and live happily ever after while having sex on a very regular basis. Oh...and I still want to shoot stuff occasionally. Apparently no one got the memo.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Enjoyable

    • By N.L. on 07-31-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Cop a Feel

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
    • Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 80
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 75
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 75

    I've been taking down drug dealers for so long, playing bodyguard to a woman named Shoshanna Lehump sounds like nothing more than a giant pain in my ass - and being partnered with the gorgeous egotistical jerk I never should have slept with in the first place just makes a bad situation even harder - especially when he pursues me as diligently as we're supposed to be chasing the bad guys.... What's a girl have to do to get a happy ending anyway?

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Not as good

    • By moosenbratsmommy on 11-18-17

    Regular price: $24.95

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