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    • Fashionably Fabulous

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Savannah Richards
    • Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 13

    I’ve been happily human for 30 years. Now I’m discovering I’m the reincarnated Fairy Queen of a land chock-full of freaks who want me dead. However, I’ll admit the perks are pretty cool. I have more magic in my little pinky than should be allowed by law in any universe. Not to mention, the love of my life is a Fairy so smokin’ hot, he makes Hell look like a Winter Wonderland. Problem is, my hotter-than-Hades Fairy is imprisoned in Zanthia for nefarious reasons I won’t go into, but now I must head back to that crap hole where I’m the Queen, and save the damn day.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Love it

    • By james on 03-15-19

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Were We Belong

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
    • Length: 5 hrs and 58 mins
    • Unabridged
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    I’m desperate to resign from the Werewolf Treaty Federation aka WTF. Don’t judge. I didn’t name this crew of misfit Shifters so hear me out. After investigating a deadly Jazz Cabbage outbreak, I discover we need a necromancing demon to help solve the crime. My gay vampyre BFF, Dwayne, dated one of these gems several decades ago. Seems all we need to do is summon his evil butt into this plane of existence and poof, crisis solved. The question is, can we bring him back without causing a flesh-eating, end-of-the-world zombie apocalypse? 

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Fashionably Dead

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2,010
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,856
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 1,852

    Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Ridiculously Funny!

    • By Cheri on 02-16-16

    Regular price: $24.95

    • A Fashionably Dead Diary

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 1 hr and 53 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 68
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 65
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 65

    Getting blackmailed sucks. Getting blackmailed by Satan into ghost writing his autobiography/romance really sucks - hard.   

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • best short ever never laughed so hard in my life

    • By Triana Earls-cuozzo on 02-16-19

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Tallulah's Temptation

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Shane East, Amanda Ronconi
    • Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 97
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 92
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 91

    What in the Chicken of the Sea was I thinking to agree to this half-arsed Otherworld Defense Agency mission? I’m the most absurdly good looking vampire pirate of the High Seas. Defending mermaids from some vicious sea hags is going to cut into my pilfering time. Unacceptable. Even though this is a very bad move on my part, I know I’ll eventually agree - too many bounties on my arse to refuse, and the thought of a certain mermaid makes my roger quite jolly. However, Tallulah, the leader of the Mystical Isle Pod of Mermaids, isn’t going to be happy to see me…at all. 

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Sweet and absolutely hilarious! Worth 50 stars!

    • By BCherry27 on 09-20-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Switching Hour: Magic and Mayhem Book One

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
    • Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 587
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 536
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 532

    Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia, and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge. Not to mention a mission...with no freaking directions. So here I sit in Asscrack, West Virginia, trying to figure out how to complete my mysterious mission before All Hallows Eve when I'll get turned into a mortal.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Awesome Story and Performance!

    • By Cheri on 05-08-16

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Hell on Heels

    • Hot Damned Series, Book 3
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
    • Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 934
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 866
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 860

    My name is Dixie. I'm a Demon - a lousy Demon. I'm a 21-year-old virgin, and I have a battery-operated boyfriend. My magic is iffy at best and downright dangerous at worst. Leaving Hell to represent my race is not high on my list of things to do. Hell was exact. Hell was simple. All I want to do is get to home base with the hotter-than-Hades Demon of my dreams and work on my dark side so Satan, my dad, will get off my ass.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Hell Yeah, it was Good!

    • By Cheri on 03-02-16

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Witch Glitch

    • Magic and Mayhem, Book Two
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
    • Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 371
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 337
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 335

    Witches and glitches and testicle-obsessed cats...Oh my. One dilemma down and approximately 74,876,283 to go. I think being the Shifter Whisperer is hard - or Shifter Wanker as I enjoy referring to my new job - but healing wounded Shifters is easy compared to finding and eliminating the lurking freaking evil. Throw in a ghost, a potentially explosive ex-cellmate, a long lost dad and a smokin' hot werewolf who's convinced he's my mate, and suddenly it's party time - from hell. And this is my mission?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Shifter Whisper Returns ~ More Mayhem And Laughs!

    • By Cheri on 05-30-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Fashionably Dead Down Under

    • Hot Damned Series, Book 2
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,166
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,085
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 1,080

    Welcome to Hell. Literally. The Hell where the Prince of Darkness is hotter than Hades, Hell Hounds smell like brownies, and the Seven Deadly Sins are addicted to Facebook.... Not to mention the soundtrack in the Underworld is Journey. For real. I should have known no good could come from offing my parents in the space of 20 minutes no matter how psychotic and evil they were....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Love! Love! Love Astrid and Ethan!

    • By Cheri on 02-27-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Fashionably Dead in Diapers

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
    • Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 855
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 789
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 788

    And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard.... That's nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren't any books on raising True Immortals, so let me give you a few tips.... Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion, and a map will help if you have only seven minutes and 31 seconds. You're welcome.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Holly Hotness This Story was Awesome!

    • By Cheri on 03-18-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • A Witch in Time

    • Magic and Mayhem, Book 3
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
    • Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 285
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 265
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 262

    One of these things is not like the others - life-threatening community theatre, wire hangers, chipmunks, tree-house sex-capades with a hot werewolf and head-shrinking with a porno-loving rabbit shifter. Actually none of these things are even remotely like the others, but it's my life and I'm going to make the pieces fit into a perfect puzzle - even if I have to shove it together and glue it with magic.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Snarky, Sassy, And Sexy!

    • By Cheri on 06-17-16

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Misty's Mayhem

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Josh Goodman, Savannah Richards
    • Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 21
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 21
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 21

    Misty - What’s love got to do with it? If you’re Cupid, everything. If you’re me, not a thing in the sea. I don’t believe in love. Poseidon is smoking some bad seaweed if he expects me to take the one job I’m obviously not qualified for. Rumor has it, Cupid is a chubby baby with a bad attitude. That’s all I need. A pissed off porcine toddler with love arrows gunning for my tail because I took his job.

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Three's a Charm

    • Magic and Mayhem, Book Six
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
    • Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 66
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 64
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 64

    With Sassy and Cookie Witch by my side, I'll get a handle on my dark voodoo - or doodoo, as I've renamed it - so Assjacket won't end up as one massive crater. And I need all the help I can get. An evil like we've never seen is gunning for us - specifically me.  

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • I Want More!!!

    • By Anonymous User on 01-31-19

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Magically Delicious

    • Magic and Mayhem, Book 4
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
    • Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 217
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 203
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 201

    What does a hungry, pregnant witch do when her whole freaking town goes on a no-carb diet? I'll tell you what. She goes on the sly and conjures up some anchovy-chocolate chunk cookies dipped in hot sauce - that's what. Of course my cheating gets complicated when all of the magic in the world goes on the fritz. To solve that particular wrinkle, I'll have to finally find the source of the lurking evil.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • ANOTHER WINNER FOR ROBYN

    • By Troublemer(tammy hovey) on 12-18-16

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Size Matters

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
    • Length: 10 hrs and 50 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 179
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 167
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 165

    It's a big fat hairy deal when I lose yet another bet to my best friend, Rena. Not only do I end up attending Bigfoot meetings with her kooky Aunt Phyllis, I find myself traveling with a band of reality TV, Sasquatch-hunting nut-jobs! Not to mention a suspiciously shady film crew. As if those little nuggets weren't enough to send me on the express train to Crazytown...I stupidly swore off men! Clearly, all this would mess up any gal's social life, but the worst part of the story? The minute I send my libido on vacation, I meet Mitch.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • If you enjoy plenty of rough language

    • By stuzmate on 10-04-17

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Fashionably Forever After

    • Hot Damned
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: David Brenin
    • Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 210
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 198
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 197

    A movie deal for the devil's autobiography slash romance? Priceless. Maybe I should choose George Clooney to play me in the movie.... No. Too gray. As much as I can't see anyone playing me but me, I have far more important issues on my agenda - like finding the woman who stole my soul. Well, not exactly stole.... I might have made the switch and taken hers, but the siren Elle Rinoa has my soul nonetheless. Maybe Brad Pitt would be a good Lucifer.... No. Too blond.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Laugh out Loud

    • By james on 05-09-18

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Ready to Were

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
    • Length: 3 hrs and 41 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 612
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 583
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 579

    I was a top-notch Were agent for the secret paranormal Council and happily living in Chicago, where I had everything I needed - a gym membership, season tickets to the Cubs, and Dwayne - my gay Vampyre best friend. Going back now would mean facing the reason I'd left, and I'd rather chew my own paw off than deal with Hank. Hank the Tank Wilson was the six-foot-three, obnoxious, egotistical, perfect-assed, best-sex-of-my-life Werewolf who cheated on me and broke my heart.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
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    • By N.L. on 07-14-17

    Regular price: $14.95

    • A Tale of Two Witches

    • Magic and Mayhem, Book 5
    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
    • Length: 5 hrs and 18 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 105
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 98
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 98

    Three waxed cats, one Cookie Witch, a Brazilian gone bad, and the last name Bermangoggleshitz...not the best ingredients for a successful spell. Or is it? Avoiding the truth has been working out just fine for most of my life. I'm finally happy. I have friends and a kangaroo shifter who adores me. Never in my 29 witchy years did I think I would have a place to call home with people who truly cared. Now my BFF, Zelda, wants to have a chat. Can't crappy news wait?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Cracked Me Up

    • By Michelle Eriksen on 12-04-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Ariel's Antics

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy, Alexander Cendese
    • Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 27
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 25
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 25

    I’m bored. And if I’m being honest, I’m jealous. I want my sister to have her happily ever after. I do. But I want my own adventures and my own true love. For 200 years, I’ve suffered through one immortal asshat after another while stuck on Mystical Isle. And while running a tourist trap for humans might be entertaining, I’m never going to find my true love in this sea of monotony. Of course, there is a Selkie...the sexiest, most idiotic man-seal I’ve ever had the misfortune of swimming across. Unfortunately, the dork still invades my dreams on a regular basis.  

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Were Me Out

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
    • Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 337
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 320
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 317

    I'm a nice girl - really I am. I'm just a typical computer-hacking, knife-throwing, Star Trek-obsessed, overeducated Werewolf nerd who can't seem to get her love life to compute. However, it's time to grow up and face the music or, more accurately, the man I'm in love with...Junior, aka Jacob Wilson - the Alpha of the Georgia Pack. First I'll have to stand up to some nasty gals whose pants are so tight I can see their religion. Then I'll claim my man.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Jesus Hesus

    • By Carol on 02-11-19

    Regular price: $14.95

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