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    • Year One

    • A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Collection
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Foster
    • Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 922
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 857
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 857

    There are things in this world that men and women aren't meant to understand. We aren't supposed to know these things exist, much less how to fight them. The things that go bump in the night, the monsters in the closet, the shadow out of the corner of your eye - that's where I live.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Amazing

    • By Davis Ball on 02-04-17

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Shingles Audio Collection Volume 1

    • Shingles Series, Volume 1
    • By: Robert Bevan, Rick Gualtieri, Steve Wetherell, and others
    • Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, Cal Wembly
    • Length: 13 hrs and 40 mins
    • Original Recording
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    The collection begins with "The Ghost of Hooker Alley," which introduces listeners to 10-year-old Sarah and six-year-old Tommy. After a quick bus ride into town to buy a gun, Sarah and Tommy think their problems are all but solved. That is, until a creepy weirdo follows them into an alley. But they aren't the only ones in that alley.... "The Monkey's Penis" features Chris, a teenage boy who receives a birthday gift unlike any other. In "Gary's Children," a man's quest for stress relief leads to terror, and an unexpected kidnapping takes place in "Aliens Wrecked Our Kegger."   

    Regular price: $20.99

    • Scattered, Smothered, and Chunked

    • Bubba the Monster Hunter, Season 1
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: Andrew McFerrin
    • Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 598
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 565
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 564

    Scattered, Smothered, and Chunked collects the entire first season of Bubba the Monster Hunter from his first graveyard-splattering adventure in Voodoo Children to the stunning cliffhanger at the end of Final Countdown! Fans of the rollicking redneck monster hunter will find plenty of value in this massive collection of monsters, strippers, beer, and bullets!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Picked it up by accident...

    • By Dave B on 01-06-16

    Regular price: $24.95

    • The Cambion Cycle

    • Quincy Harker Year Two
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
    • Length: 14 hrs and 10 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 295
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 269
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 267

    Collecting four novellas into one volume, The Cambion Cycle sees Harker and his cohorts battling bigger threats, teaming with legends of folklore, and trying to save the world from a demonic horde. All with snark, flair, and heaping helpings of bloodshed and mayhem.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Constantine Rated-R

    • By James Woodward on 08-21-18

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Wine, Women, & Song: Bubba the Monster Hunter, Season 3

    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: John Solo
    • Length: 14 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 210
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 202
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 202

    It's been a year since Bubba settled things with his crazy brother Jason once and for all, and what a year it's been! The third volume of collected Bubba stories contains more monsters, more inter-dimensional travel, more duels to the death, and more guitar solos than any other season of Bubba yet! Wine, Women, & Song is a collected edition including the novellas Moon over Bourbon Street, Night at the Museum, Midsummer, Oh Bubba, Where Art Thou?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Bubba battles Shakespeare and Hank Williams, Sr

    • By Ray Johnson on 05-03-18

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Grits, Guns & Glory

    • Bubba the Monster Hunter, Season 2
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: John Solo
    • Length: 12 hrs and 56 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 363
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 350
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 348

    Bubba's back, and he's dealing with his brother, Jason, once and for all! This is the collected edition of Bubba the Monster Hunter Season 2, collecting everything since Scattered, Smothered & Chunked. Also included: a special preview of Raising Hell, a new novella from John G. Hartness and White Lightnin', a Beauregard the Monster Hunter short story!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Bubba's back!!!

    • By Mindy on 03-29-16

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Devil Inside: A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Novella

    • Quest for Glory, Book 2
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
    • Length: 3 hrs and 2 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 53
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 50
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 50

    The Quest for Glory continues as Quincy Harker travels to Charleston looking for a missing Archangel and becomes embroiled in local magical turf wars and potentially murderous politics. Things really heat up when an evil wizard tries to burn the city to the ground, with Harker at ground zero in the conflagration! Glory gave up her wings to save the world; now, Harker and the Shadow Council are working to get them back. To do that, they have to locate eight AWOL Archangels and convince them to go back to work.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Love this series

    • By Eursula Clarkson on 04-03-18

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Amazing Grace

    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: Laurel Schroeder
    • Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 17
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 16
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 16

    Lila Grace Carter talks to dead people. Admittedly, that's not out of the ordinary in Lockhart, South Carolina. In her words, "I'm Southern. We all talk to dead people down here. As a matter of fact, I don't believe I can truly trust anybody that doesn't speak to at least two or three dead relations on a daily basis. The difference is, they talk back to me." Now there's a murderer on the loose in Lockhart, and Lila Grace is the only one who knows a crime was committed. Can she convince the sexy sheriff that Jenny Miller didn't fall down the steps on her own? Will she catch the killer?

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Sweet and satisfying

    • By Jeremy R. Snyder on 04-20-18

    Regular price: $17.49

    • The Black Knight Chronicles Continues

    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
    • Length: 18 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 68
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 66
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 66

    In the fourth installment of The Black Knight Chronicles, Jimmy Black is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and a darned fine pity party, serving the finest alcohol, when a call from his not-quite-girlfriend-cop forces him to sober up and stare at jawbones. "Cold case" takes on a whole new meaning when vampire detectives risk life and limbs (literally) to connect a series of decades-old kidnappings in Charlotte with current missing persons cases. All clues lead through the veil of Faerieland to the legendary Goblin's Market, a magical bazaar where anything is available--for a price. The boys can barely stay out of trouble in Charlotte. As fresh meat at The Market, they'll be lucky to survive the day.  

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • The boys are back in town, or are they?

    • By Ray Johnson on 07-19-18

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Hot Blooded - A Bubba the Monster Hunter Novella

    • Bubba in Fairyland Series, Book 3
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: John Solo
    • Length: 3 hrs and 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 34
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 33
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 33

    Dragons. Faeries. Magic. Rednecks. This ain't your daddy's fairy tale. Unless your daddy was a defensive end for the Georgia Bulldogs. In the third installment of the Bubba in Fairyland saga, Bubba and his band of merry men and women are still on the hunt for his missing sister. Their journey this time brings them to the Summer Court, home of Titania and Oberon, neither of whom are fans of giant rednecks with giant guns. Top find Bubba's missing sister, they have to find a dragon. But first, Bubba has to find his way out of this patch of woods without getting everybody killed!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Dungeons, Dragons, and Bertha!

    • By Ray Johnson on 05-13-18

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Into the Mystic

    • A Bubba the Monster Hunter Novella
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: John Solo
    • Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 49
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 45
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 45

    Bubba's mama came to him for help, and now he's got absent mama drama! Why did his mother abandon her family all those years ago? What is this about a sister? And what does she mean she's a fairy princess? Does this mean Bubba is a fairy? That's just weird. Bubba, Agent Amy, Skeeter, Uncle Father Joe, and Mama have to go to FairyLand to save Bubba's sister from Puck, the trickster from Midsummer.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • As we sailed into the mystic, Bertha blasted away

    • By Ray Johnson on 05-08-18

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Hard Day's Knight

    • Black Knight Chronicles, Book 1
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
    • Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 725
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 664
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 667

    This is not your ordinary fall weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina. Vampire private detectives Jimmy Black and Greg Knightwood have been hired to save a client from being cursed for all eternity, but end up in a bigger mess than they ever imagined. Suddenly trapped in the middle of a serial kidnapping case, Jimmy and Greg uncover a plot to bring forth an ancient evil. Soon, they've enlisted the help of a police detective, a priest, a witch, a fallen angel, and a strip club proprietor to save the world.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Hard row to hoe, but well done!

    • By Author Tonia Brown on 03-17-15

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Angel Dance: A Shadow Council Case Files Novella

    • The Quest for Glory Series, Book 3
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
    • Length: 3 hrs and 25 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 20
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 19
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 18

    His father called him Adam. The people called him monster. History gave him only his father's name. Quincy Harker calls him friend. He is Adam, the greatest creation and greatest failure of Victor Frankenstein. Trapped in a life he never sought, in a world that will never understand him, he roams the Earth searching for understanding, searching for his own humanity. And now he roams the streets of New Orleans searching for a missing Archangel and a trumpet that can herald the coming of the Apocalypse.  

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Good job, Mr. Hartness.

    • By JackJ on 09-04-18

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Fireheart

    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: Darla Middlebrook
    • Length: 5 hrs and 42 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      3 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 4

    Rachel doesn't know what's weirder - that there's a dragon in the woods by her school, or that Scott Morrison actually thinks she's beautiful. Or maybe it's the elves. Yeah, it's totally the elves. It was an ordinary weekday for Rachel Hampton. You know, like every day - you wreck your bike on the way to school because the gorgeous queen snot of the universe slams on the brakes of her spanky little convertible right in front of you, so you swerve to miss her and get run over by Scott "Oh My God" Morrison who is so nice and so cute and so out of your league.

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Not a Young Adult book.

    • By Munte on 11-16-17

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Calling All Angels: A Shadow Council Case Files Novella

    • Quest for Glory, Book 1
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
    • Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 38
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 35
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 35

    They are humanity's defense against the supernatural. They are the light in the darkness. They are the guardians that walk in the night. They are the Shadow Council. Joanna Harrison is a freelance editor, working mother, and loving daughter. She is also the great-granddaughter of legendary steel driving man John Henry, and she has taken up his hammer to fight against the monsters that threaten her family and her world. She is Jo Henry, and she packs one hell of a punch.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Finally!

    • By krbejo03 on 02-04-18

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Cold as Ice

    • A Bubba the Monster Hunter Novella
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: John Solo
    • Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 43
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 43
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 43

    What do you do when your psychotic grandmother also happens to be Mab, the mad queen of the Winter Court of the Faerie, who has you and your friends imprisoned after you invade her realm searching for the long-lost sister you never knew you had? Well, if you're Bubba the Monster Hunter, you break out of prison, have a dance-off in the middle of a ball, and enter a mortal combat tournament against magical beasties. If you're not Bubba, then I don't know what you'd do!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Bubba recues Bertha from Ice Queen!

    • By Ray Johnson on 05-08-18

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Raising Hell

    • A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Novella
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Foster
    • Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 152
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 143
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 144

    Straight out of the pages of the legendary vampire novel Dracula comes a demon hunter for the modern world. Mina Murray and Jonathan Harker had a son. They named him Quincy. His guardian angel calls him Q. Dracula calls him nephew. Demons call him The Reaper.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Amazing!

    • By Natalie @ ABookLoversLife on 01-15-16

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Hell on Heels

    • A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Novella
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Foster
    • Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 67
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 62
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 61

    You think your family has baggage? Quincy Harker has to not only deal with his uncle's psychotic vampire ex-minion Augustus Renfield, but there's a new vampire hunter in town, and her name is Van Helsing! It's not a good day for a foul-mouthed magic-using demon hunter, and it gets worse when the original Renfield kidnaps the current Renfield to lure Harker and his Uncle Luke (you can call him Dracula if you prefer) into an ambush.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Foster's narration breathes life into characters

    • By N. H. on 01-27-16

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Heaven Sent

    • Quincy Harker Demon Hunter, Book 5
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Foster
    • Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 165
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 157
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 156

    Quincy Harker is walking on the side of the angels this time. Or at least beside an angel. It's the summer of 2009, and Harker, the immortal magic-wielding nephew of Dracula, has a brand-new guardian angel. Her name is Glory, and she's there to try to keep Harker from getting himself killed. Try is the operative word.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • This series rocks!!

    • By Natalie @ ABookLoversLife on 11-02-16

    Regular price: $14.95

    • The Chosen

    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: Andrew McFerrin
    • Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 73
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 64
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 62

    What do you get when you mix a couple of immortals, a snotty archangel, the Father of Lies, a redneck street preacher and a couple of wiseass waitresses from Texas?

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • The Chosen

    • By Kindle Customer on 04-21-16

    Regular price: $19.95

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