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There are places that exist beyond maps—places etched not in stone but in memory. And sometimes, the memory doesn’t belong to you… yet. This is the story of a girl named Liora, lost in a world no one else remembers, and the towering being known as Solenya—the Colossus of Becoming—who guards a city made of half-remembered truths and echoes waiting to be named. Through glowing doorways, shadow-formed Echoes, and an ancient sky that’s more alive than empty, Liora begins to realize this place isn’t lost... it’s unfinished. In The Forgotten Colossus, embark on a 30-chapter ...

Welcome to the self-help book for people who’ve tried all the "right" things—and somehow only made things worse. Affirmations? Failed. Gratitude journals? Turned passive-aggressive. Breathwork? You hyperventilated at Panera. If you've ever read a quote like "The universe gives you what you need" and wanted to throw your coffee mug across the room—this book is for you. In this hilariously unhinged, deliciously chaotic guide to inner dysfunction, Steven Doornbos shares 25 gloriously exaggerated “case studies” of modern-day people who followed the positivity path... straight into ...

In the heart of the ancient Pine Ridge forest, a young guardian named Calvin is called by a mysterious Midnight Howl—a haunting summons that awakens a destiny beyond his wildest dreams. Bound by an ancient silver locket pulsing with magical power, Calvin joins a secret circle of protectors sworn to defend the forest’s sacred Heart Tree from encroaching darkness. As shadows rise from forgotten realms, threatening to consume all life, Calvin must face ancient evils, unravel cryptic prophecies, and discover the true strength of friendship, courage, and sacrifice. Calvin and the Midnight ...

Welcome to the laugh-out-loud chaos of getting older—and refusing to act like it. In The Mind Said Yes… The Body Called 911, you'll meet a cast of lovable, slightly unhinged seniors who try everything their minds enthusiastically agree to... only to have their joints, muscles, and dignity cry out in betrayal. From trampoline disasters and Zumba incidents to TikTok misadventures and DIY plumbing chaos, this book is packed with hilarious real-life missteps, relatable aging wisdom, and the kind of humor that will leave you snorting into your applesauce. If you’ve ever said, “I still ...

Sky Dawson has always dreamed of flying—but not just any aircraft. While most teenagers crave speed and freedom, Sky wants something more powerful: purpose. At fifteen, she's already got her sights set on becoming a rescue helicopter pilot, helping save lives and serve her community from the sky. There's only one problem—she’s still too young to fly solo. That doesn’t stop her. Sky’s Flight Dream is the inspiring, often hilarious, and deeply moving story of one girl’s journey through elite helicopter training school. Along the way, she faces pressure, self-doubt, epic challenges...

Welcome to the weirdest school year of Hector P. Blart’s life. One minute he’s just a regular 11-year-old trying to survive spelling tests and mystery meat lunches. The next? He’s dodging cursed homework assignments, haunted lockers, and a ghost substitute teacher who hasn’t checked out since the ‘90s. Oh, and let’s not forget Slime—the bookworm who’s literally a worm and may or may not eat overdue library cards. This is a suspense-packed, laugh-out-loud adventure perfect for boys (and brave girls) ages 9–12—or anyone with a 5th-grade reading comprehension level who ...

You know those people who always seem calm, organized, and emotionally stable? Yeah. This book is not about them. Welcome to the unfiltered confessions of someone who has spent a lifetime pretending to be normal—and failing spectacularly. From turning therapy into stand-up comedy, to surviving public meltdowns in Costco, to attempting yoga while emotionally unwell and allergic to spandex, this is your backstage pass to one person’s absurd journey through modern life. Equal parts chaos and charm, this book doesn’t teach you how to fix your life. It just lets you laugh so hard you ...

A Moment for Men In a world that never seems to slow down, many men carry silent burdens—responsibilities, expectations, unspoken pain, and the pressure to perform without pause. Marvin's Meditation Moments for Men is a space to rest, reflect, and reconnect—with your strength, your spirit, and your stillness. This book was born from the idea that every man deserves a moment—a pause not to fix or figure things out, but to breathe and be. Within these pages are 100 reflections—each one crafted to encourage clarity, peace, courage, and purpose. Some are affirmations. Some are reminders...

These recipes are old and tested by many a grandmother standing in her kitchen cooking over a hot stove for the family. What makes them great is not only the ingredients included but the special touch of love that was always put into the preparation of these great meals. Next time you visit your grandparents or parents thank them for all the great food they prepared over the years. It will bring a smile to their face and a warm glow in their hearts that will last a very long time.

Regardless of where you look these days you'll find business using Artificial Intelligence in their business. As a dog breeding company you should too! Read and learn through this extensive guide and see exactly how you can use AI to your advantage in your business.

They’re Still Kids: A Juvenile Probation Guide for Parents, Caregivers, Caseworkers, and Juvenile Offenders This compassionate, no-nonsense guide offers a rare and vital look into the world of juvenile probation. Written for families, educators, youth advocates, and young people themselves, They’re Still Kids delivers clarity in a system often clouded by confusion and stigma. Through 15 informative chapters, readers will explore every stage of the juvenile probation process—from arrest and court conditions to rehabilitation and reform. With real-life case studies, expert insights, and...

Twelve-year-old Ethan Tiller thought janitor duty was the worst punishment imaginable—until the mop sneezed. Now, armed with nothing but a talking broom, a suspicious badge, and an overworked mentor named Mr. Dregg, Ethan finds himself swept into the underground world of the Secret Society of Middle School Janitors. These aren’t your average custodians—they battle glue monsters, decode encrypted floor wax, and fend off robo-roaches with citrus-based foam grenades. But something darker is bubbling beneath Lincoln Middle School’s shiny floors. Vaults are being breached. Legendary ...

Welcome to The Adventures of Jeremiah Jackal, a laugh-out-loud, dust-kicking, tail-twitching romp across the most absurd corners of the desert you’ve never visited but will never want to leave. Meet Jeremiah Jackal—a bushy-tailed, peanut-butter-loving, sandal-snatching, chaos-stirring creature who lives on the edge of a scorching desert and doesn’t just survive… he thrives, schemes, and snickers his way into one unpredictable adventure after another. Written for readers of all ages with at least a 5th grade reading level (and a 10th grade sense of humor), this story blends heartfelt...

“You can’t eat money. You can’t plug in hope. But you can grow a seed.” When disaster strikes—true disaster—there’s no warning. No Wi-Fi alert. No power flicker. Just silence. And then darkness. An EMP (Electromagnetic Pulse) has wiped out the grid. Within days, panic takes root where convenience once lived. Grocery shelves are bare. Water stops flowing. Refrigerators become tombs of decay. But amidst the chaos, a garden begins to grow. This book isn’t a work of theory or prepper fantasy. It’s a practical, step-by-step survival gardening manual designed to help you grow, ...

Ruthanne Boone wasn’t famous. She didn’t make headlines, or stand behind a podium. She lived a quiet life on a patch of land carved from the bones of hard work and faith. But within her humble home—amid flour-dusted aprons, porch swing creaks, and lavender bundles—she lived a love story as deep and enduring as the roots of the willow tree under which her family rests. This is Ruthanne’s story. Told in her voice, from her heart, this is a deeply emotional account of life after loss, strength in silence, and the kind of love that waits just beyond the veil. “Some love doesn’t ...

What if a butterfly could talk? One warm autumn afternoon, a butterfly named Becky landed gently on a young listener’s hand—and whispered a story so magical, it carried across mountaintops, jungles, thunderstorms, and even the sky itself. Told through ten unforgettable chapters, The Whispering Wings of Becky is a tale of courage, memory, and heart. With rich storytelling, humor, and a gentle dose of magic, Becky takes us on her incredible migration from “Up North” to South America—meeting coyotes, lightning bugs, jungle frogs, wind-blind vultures, and a chameleon who thinks ...

In a quiet neighborhood where pizza deliveries are as normal as forgotten homework, twelve-year-old Max Murdock discovers something no kid ever expects—a mysterious, glowing pizza box that follows him home. But this is no ordinary takeout. Inside the box lies a swirling portal to a vast and wildly unpredictable universe made entirely of living toppings, sauce-powered machines, and crust-based civilizations. Joined by his hilarious best friend Logan, a fearless classmate named GraceMarie, and the cryptic clues left by a banished flavor genius, Max is recruited into Za & Beyond—an ancient...

In the past, the mere whisper of the “N” word sent chills down spines. Nations stepped back from the edge. It meant destruction, devastation—nuclear war. But not anymore. The world has changed. Power is currency, morality is optional, and the leaders who possess nuclear weapons no longer see them as last resorts. They see them as leverage. The “N” word—nuclear—no longer deters. It provokes. It threatens. And this time… it may just happen.

Welcome to The House That Hungers—a gothic descent into psychological terror, memory, and the appetite of places that never truly die. This is not your typical haunted house story. The house doesn’t just whisper. It doesn’t just remember. It feeds. Elena Marrow returns to a long-forgotten ancestral estate expecting closure. What she finds instead is a sentient structure that has waited generations to taste her again. Reality bends. Memory bleeds. Doors don’t just open—they bite. And the more she uncovers, the more she realizes: She didn’t come back to explore the house. She came...

Let’s be honest: life is hard. But baked potatoes? Baked potatoes are easy. They don’t argue. They don’t ghost you. They don’t have opinions on politics, social media, or what you’re binge-watching. They’re just warm, reliable, and always ready to listen—especially when you’re holding a fork. This book is a spud-soaked, butter-drenched journey into the heart and soul of one of the most underrated comfort foods of all time. From ancient tuber rituals to modern microwave hacks, from serious history to ridiculous humor, Fully Loaded will make you laugh, cry (mostly from ...