How Dentists Overthink Small Talk While Hands Are In Your Mouth

A deeply professional analysis of why your dentist asks life questions at the exact moment you can not respond

Have you ever tried to explain your job while a suction tube steals your personality?
Then this book is about you.
How Dentists Overthink Small Talk While Hands Are in Your Mouth is a hilarious deep-dive into the strangest social interaction modern civilization has normalized.
Inside you’ll discover:
• Why every dental visit turns into a one-sided podcast
• The hidden meaning behind “you might feel pressure”
• How “mmm-hmm” becomes a complete paragraph
• The universal panic of raising your hand mid-procedure
• The shared agreement to forget the accidental bite ever occurred
• And why you always remember questions after you leave
If you’ve ever answered a life question using only vowels…
you already understand this book.