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His name is Failure. Timmy Failure. And his detective agency is on the verge of global domination. Global riches. Global fame. And yet the gods keep throwing him curveballs: for starters, academic probation. The coveted Miracle Report is the key to everything, including a good grade. It’s dirty business. It’s best you know nothing. But one thing is for sure: Timmy Failure will be triumphant again!

Now acknowledged as one of the most important classics of 20th-century gothic literature, S.P. Somtow's tale of a 12-year-old rock star vampire, his Jungian analyst, and the Wagnerian conductor who is his nemesis turned the entire genre upside down in the 1980s and is considered the ancestor of the "splatterpunk" movement. Vampire Junction has been voted one of the top 40 horror books of all time.

Timmy is in Key West, Florida, ostensibly for the honeymoon of his mother and Doorman Dave - if they even got married, which Timmy doubts. Unfortunately for Timmy, crime doesn't take a vacation. And because Total has fled to Cuba seeking political asylum, Timmy must rely on a new partner for help: Doorman Dave's nephew Emilio. Meanwhile, a surprise newcomer shows up in Timmy's life, and, as if things couldn't get more hectic, Timmy's pants have been stolen by a six-toed cat.

The New York Times best selling cartoonist behind the nationally acclaimed comic strip Pearls Before Swine, Stephan Pastis has won raves for Timmy Failure, the hilarious first book in a new series for young listeners. With the help of a polar bear named Total, Timmy Failure hopes to strike it rich by running the best detective agency around. The only problem is that our supremely confident hero is often more bumbling than brainy.

Timmy Failure is not just any detective - he is the greatest detective in his town, perhaps the nation. He is so famous that there have been seven books written about his life. Plus a movie. And so he has agreed to provide the world with his extraordinary origin story, as dictated to his biographer and best friend, Charles "Rollo" Tookus. 

Timmy is on the hunt for a mysterious and rare creature, long thought to be extinct. Join Timmy as he visits New York City, battles an evil businessman, and tries to save the city from destruction.

This book was never meant to exist. No one needs to know the details. Just know this: there's a Merry, a Larry, a missing tooth, and a teachers' strike that is crippling Timmy Failure's academic future. Worst of all, Timmy is banned from detective work. It's a conspiracy of buffoons. He recorded everything in his private notebook, but then the manuscript was stolen. If this book gets out, he will be grounded for life. Or maybe longer. And will Timmy's mom really marry Doorman Dave.

Though I, Timmy Failure, have solved many notorious crimes and now wish to enjoy my retirement, my fans have begged me to turn my memoirs into a movie, an ode to my greatness. I am, however, beset by enemies, the worst of whom is Tom John John, the buffoonish movie director. What’s more, my father is in town, working at a bar, which is obviously just a cover for our father-son crime-fighting partnership. And my dimwitted polar bear business partner, Total, wants to be reunited with his family.  

A dog barks. “What’s that, girl? Timmy’s in the well?” Whenever people hear this catchphrase, they know it’s about Timmy and Lassie, the world’s favorite boy-and-his-dog team. Timmy’s in the Well is the story of Jon Provost, television’s first child superstar, and the low-down on Lassie, one of television’s most enduring shows. It is filled with celebrity anecdotes, rare photos, and memorabilia. Timmy’s in the Well illustrates what happens to a middle-class American family touched by fame. Jon’s first job came at age three, forever altering the course of his life and ...

New York Times best-selling author Stephan Pastis is the creator of the award-winning comic strip Pearls Before Swine. Now Look What You' ve Done finds comically clueless kid detective Timmy Failure on the cusp of cracking the biggest case of his generation. The school globe' s been stolen and a $500 reward is up for grabs. But before claiming the prize, Timmy and his polar-bear sidekick Total will have to trip up a rascal trying to scam the system.

Now in its third printing, see what it took to become the shortest player in Notre Dame football history to carry the ball in a game. Every Play Every Day takes you on the intimate journey of former Notre Dame tailback Timmy O'Neill, who, at 5' 6" and 165 lbs, wasn't the prototypical Division I college football player. Experience the journey from the dorm room to the classroom, from the locker room to the training room, and everywhere in between. Read about the incredible experience of being a college football walk-on; the joy, the pain, and the raw emotion characterizing the inner fight ...

"We need to leave Timmy before Jack sells you." Finny, 19, and his brother Timmy, 5. escape the possibility of Timmy being sold for perverted pleasures by their step-father. "I wanted to be a part of your lives. Your mother would not allow it." Locating then living with their father, Guy, and his husband, the boys grow in a safe environment learning what family love means. "We are teachers, Drake. We finally are teachers. Now, we can make a difference." Hired by the Ironton, Michigan school district to introduce knowledge of systemic racism and LGBTQ bullying in the curriculum, the new ...

Behold! You are all about to be witnesses to greatness. In this fourth volume of Timmy Failure's memoirs, Timmy is forced to hit the road in a cross-country trip that includes Timmy's mom, Total the polar bear, Doorman Dave, and smells-like-a-tangerine criminal mastermind Molly Moskins. It's a world gone mad, where good becomes bad, and Timmy Failure is a condemned man. Someone call the authorities....

In this adventure, Timmy finds himself in London where he must team up with Sherblock Holmes and his pet pig Watson to solve this mystery!

Meet Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timothy. Together they are THE FAMOUS FIVE. 'There was something else out on the sea by the rocks - something dark that seemed to lurch out of the waves . . . What could it be?' Julian, Dick and Anne are spending the holidays with their tomboy cousin George...

Teens and pre-teens flock to any new offering from New York Times best-selling author Gordon Korman. Told through multiple viewpoints, Ungifted follows Donovan Curtis through his year at a magnet school for gifted and talented kids. Thanks to an administrative foul-up, the decidedly mediocre student Donovan finds himself enrolled in the Academy of Scholastic Distinction. Out of place and out of luck, Donovan joins the robotics team. And while he learns a few lessons from his gifted classmates, he also teaches a few of his own.

Fly Fishing 101 from a Trout’s Perspective By Professor Timmy the Trout a.k.a Daniel Bryant What if your fly fishing teacher wasn’t a grizzled old guide… but a rainbow trout? In this one-of-a-kind, witty, and wisdom-packed book, readers get an inside look at fly fishing from the trout’s point of view. Fly Fishing 101 from a Trout’s Perspective is part field guide, part river journal, and part fishy philosophy—taught by none other than Professor Timmy, a seasoned trout with a sharp wit and a lot to say about your casting form. Whether you’re a beginner or a lifelong angler, ...

Timmy Tiptoes is a hard-working squirrel who gets accused of stealing nuts and is pushed into a deep, dark hole in a tree. While trapped inside, he meets a friendly chipmunk and eats so many snacks that he becomes too fat to get back out!

Step into the current. Feel the river move around you. Listen as the water carries stories older than time itself. Hello, my name is Timmy—and yes, I am a rainbow trout. At first glance, you might think this is a children’s tale. But it isn’t. Timmy the Trout is a story for anyone who has ever stood in a river with a fly rod in hand, or simply wondered what it feels like to live beneath the surface. Told through the eyes of Timmy, a wise and cautious trout, this book blends lyrical storytelling with deep truths about fly fishing, nature, and life itself. Through Timmy’s voice, ...

His name is Failure. Timmy Failure. And his detective agency is on the verge of global domination. Global riches. Global fame. And yet the gods keep throwing him curveballs: for starters, academic probation. The coveted Miracle Report is the key to everything, including a good grade. It’s dirty business. It’s best you know nothing. But one thing is for sure: Timmy Failure will be triumphant again!