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Bad Monkey
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
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Andrew Yancy - late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office - has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it’s not called the roach patrol for nothing). But first - this being Hiaasen country - Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters.
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Flame-out fail
- By Lars on 06-16-13
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Bad Monkey
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 06-11-13
- Language: English
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V Wars
- A Chronicle of the Vampire Wars
- By: Jonathan Maberry, Nancy Holder, John Everson, and others
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Gabrielle de Cuir, Roxanne Hernadez, and others
- Length: 18 hrs and 27 mins
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In this sweeping, threaded narrative of the global phenomenon known as the Vampire Wars, mankind is unwittingly infected by a millennia-old bacteria unknowingly exhumed by a scientific expedition in Antarctica. Now, in some rare cases, a person’s so-called junk DNA becomes activated. Depending on their racial and ethnic heritage, they begin to manifest one of the many diverse forms of the "others" that are the true basis for the legends of supernatural creatures. These aren’t your usual vampires and werewolves - it goes much deeper than that.
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A Ringside Seat for the Vampire Wars
- By Flavius Krakdaddius on 03-19-13
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V Wars
- A Chronicle of the Vampire Wars
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Gabrielle de Cuir, Roxanne Hernadez, Arte Johnson, Stefan Rudnicki, Wil Wheaton
- Series: V Wars, Book 1
- Length: 18 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 10-10-12
- Language: English
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The Poetry of Robert Frost
- By: Robert Frost
- Narrated by: Susan Anspach, Roscoe Lee Browne, Elliott Gould, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Drawing upon everyday incidents, common situations, and rural imagery, Robert Frost fashioned poetry of great lyrical beauty and potent symbolism. His language is simple, clear, and colloquial, yet dense with meaning and wider significance.
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Maybe not the poems you were hoping for
- By Info Seeker on 09-25-17
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The Poetry of Robert Frost
- Narrated by: Susan Anspach, Roscoe Lee Browne, Elliott Gould, Joel Grey, Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Release date: 01-14-15
- Language: English
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The Willoughbys
- Movie Tie-in Edition
- By: Lois Lowry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
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Abandoned by their ill-humored parents to the care of an odious nanny, Tim, the twins, Barnaby A and Barnaby B, and their sister, Jane, attempt to fulfill their roles as good old-fashioned children.
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Unexpectedly delightful! A treasured keeper!
- By Fay on 09-03-12
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The Willoughbys
- Movie Tie-in Edition
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Series: The Willoughbys, Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 08-29-08
- Language: English
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Dance of the Reptiles
- Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns
- By: Carl Hiaasen, Diane Stevenson (editor)
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
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If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can tell have all made it into his hilarious, best-selling novels, think again. Dance of the Reptiles collects the best of Hiaasen's Miami Herald columns, which lay bare the stories - large and small - that demonstrate anew that truth is far stranger than fiction. Hiaasen offers his commentary - indignant, disbelieving, sometimes righteously angry, and frequently hilarious - on burning issues like animal welfare, polluted rivers, and the broken criminal justice system as well as the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, Bernie Madoff's trial, and the shenanigans of the recent presidential elections.
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Great book. Required reading!
- By Ron on 02-12-14
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Dance of the Reptiles
- Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 01-28-14
- Language: English
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Dave Barry Does Japan
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
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Without bothering to get approval from the President, the State Department, or even the FTC, Dave Barry's publishers sent him to Tokyo. You'd think they would have known better. Now the word is Barry has set back our diplomatic relations with the whole Pacific Rim by a couple of decades. Japanese culture, dining, sport, and industry all come under Barry's relentless scrutiny.
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Uplifting and fun
- By S. Blaine on 04-30-03
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Dave Barry Does Japan
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 12-16-99
- Language: English
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"And Then Tiger Told the Shark..."
- A Collection of the Greatest True Golf Stories of all Time
- By: Don Wade
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
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Best-selling golf writer and golf historian Don Wade returns with another collection of real-life golf stories from the greatest golfers ever to play the game. This audio brings together living legends, past champions, and current top-of-the-leader board stars in one entertaining book of truth - a refreshing change of pace in a field dominated by how-to-books.
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"And Then Tiger Told the Shark..."
- A Collection of the Greatest True Golf Stories of all Time
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 04-14-10
- Language: English
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Gesundheit!
- Bringing Good Health to You, the Medical System, and Society through Physician Service, Complementary Therapies, Humor, and Joy
- By: Patch Adams M.D.
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 7 hrs and 8 mins
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Meet Patch Adams, M.D., the revolutionary doctor who has challenged the foundations of modern medicine not only by making healthcare personal, but also by making it free. This extraordinary story was made into a major motion picture starring Robin Williams as Patch Adams.
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20 year old book should be read by every student
- By Anonymous User on 05-18-18
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Gesundheit!
- Bringing Good Health to You, the Medical System, and Society through Physician Service, Complementary Therapies, Humor, and Joy
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 7 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 06-12-00
- Language: English
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Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Dave Barry - introduction
- Length: 3 hrs and 14 mins
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Yes, it's true: Pulitzer Prize-winning author Dave Barry's columns get out of the paper and sent around more than those of any other columnist in America. Join Dave as he runs for president, plays Claptonesque guitar in the world's most literary band (The Rock-Bottom Remainders), and gets the real scoop on all those UFO sightings. Warning: Dave Barry has a knack for giving his readers a few laughs and lots of expensive merchandise (ordered from the Home Shopping Club). No, we're not making this up!
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Dave Barry Makes Me Happy
- By Sher from Provo on 11-17-11
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Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Dave Barry - introduction
- Length: 3 hrs and 14 mins
- Release date: 12-15-99
- Language: English
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"And Then Jack Said to Arnie..."
- A Collection of the Greatest True Golf Stories of All Time
- By: Don Wade (Senior Editor, Golf Digest)
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
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Golf enthusiasts everywhere will love this collection of stories about life behind the greens. Don Wade shares the best of the thousands of tales he's heard throughout the years in locker rooms, pressrooms, and grillrooms around the world. Some are funny, some are touching - and like all good tales, they improve in the retelling. Get ready to be entertained by a man who knows the game and the people behind it.
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"And Then Jack Said to Arnie..."
- A Collection of the Greatest True Golf Stories of All Time
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Release date: 12-16-99
- Language: English
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Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
- Horror Stories
- By: Stephen King (introduction), Richard Matheson
- Narrated by: Julia Campbell, Richard Powers, Malcolm Hillgartner, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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Much of Richard Matheson's work has found its way into pop culture: The title story became a memorable episode of television's The Twilight Zone, and more recently, Will Smith starred in the blockbuster movie I Am Legend. Stephen King has declared Matheson to be one of his favorite writers. Find out why as you listen to the classic horror story of a man who peers out of his airplane window to see a gremlin destroying the wing.
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Waste of a credit
- By Randall on 01-10-10
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Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
- Horror Stories
- Narrated by: Julia Campbell, Richard Powers, Malcolm Hillgartner, Arte Johnson, Jay Karnes, Ray Porter, Yuri Rasovsky, Lorna Raver
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 06-18-09
- Language: English
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Artificial Maturity
- Helping Kids Meet the Challenge of Becoming Authentic Adults
- By: Tim Elmore
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
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Today's Generation iY (teens brought up with the Internet) and Homelanders (children born after 9/11) are overexposed to information at an earlier age than ever and paradoxically are underexposed to meaningful relationships and real-life experiences. Artificial Maturity addresses the problem of what to do when parents and teachers mistake children's superficial knowledge for real maturity. The audiobook is filled with practical steps that adults can take to furnish the experiences kids need to balance their abilities with authentic maturity.
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Artificial Maturity
- Helping Kids Meet the Challenge of Becoming Authentic Adults
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 07-09-20
- Language: English
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Drowned Hopes
- A Dortmunder Novel
- By: Donald E. Westlake
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
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Arriving home at dawn after another failed burglary, John Dortmunder - the anti-hero of Donald Westlake's popular comic crime series - is shocked to find his apartment occupied by a notorious cellmate everyone had supposed (and hoped) had been jailed for life.
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Terrible narration
- By Karen on 02-17-13
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Drowned Hopes
- A Dortmunder Novel
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 08-21-09
- Language: English
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Pastwatch
- The Redemption of Christopher Columbus
- By: Orson Scott Card
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Christopher Cazenove, Gabrielle de Cuir, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 35 mins
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In a not-too-distant future that is not quite ours, there has been a major scientific breakthrough. It is a way to open windows into the past, permitting historical researchers to view, but not participate, in the events of the past.
In one of the most powerful and thought-provoking novels of his remarkable career, Orson Scott Card interweaves a compelling portrait of Christopher Columbus with the story of a future scientist who believes she can alter human history from a tragedy of bloodshed and brutality to a world filled with hope and healing.
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Fascinating
- By Alaskak64 on 08-04-08
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Pastwatch
- The Redemption of Christopher Columbus
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Christopher Cazenove, Gabrielle de Cuir, Arte Johnson, Moira Quirk, Stefan Rudnicki, Orson Scott Card
- Length: 13 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 12-31-07
- Language: English
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Claw Your Way to the Top
- How to Become the Head of a Major Corporation in Roughly a Week
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 6 mins
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Sick of working your way to the top? America's most popular humorist, Dave Barry, shows you the alternate route, giving you tools to become the head of a major corporation in roughly a week. His surefire tips, from what shirt to wear to how to deal with pesky subordinates, will keep you laughing all the way up the corporate ladder.
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Claw Your Way to the Top
- How to Become the Head of a Major Corporation in Roughly a Week
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 12-16-99
- Language: English
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Mr. Spaceman
- By: Robert Olen Butler
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Gabrielle de Cuir
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
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Pulitzer Prize-winning author Robert Olen Butler tells a magical and humorous contemporary fable that captures the state of humanity at the cusp of a new millennium - as seen through the uniquely sensitive perspective of an empathetic extraterrestrial. An audible.com audio exclusive!
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Mr. Spaceman
- By Jim on 10-06-05
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Mr. Spaceman
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Gabrielle de Cuir
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 05-30-00
- Language: English
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The Mulligan
- A Parable of Second Chances
- By: Ken Blanchard, Wally Armstrong
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
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Written in the appealing 'parable' style of other best-selling books such as Who Moved My Cheese?, Gungo Ho! , and Whale Done! , golf pro Wally Armstrong and author Ken Blanchard condense decades of practical know-how into a simple book with an amazing message.
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Exelente libro
- By Pablo on 05-16-16
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The Mulligan
- A Parable of Second Chances
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 05-26-10
- Language: English
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Dave Barry Talks Back
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
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When Dave Barry writes funny, you write back. And when you write funny, Dave Barry talks back! Pulitzer Prize-winning author and columnist Dave Barry gets more response from readers than any other writer in the United States. And now the absolute best of Dave Barry is available, complete with those items sent in by Dave's legion of Alert Readers all across the country. But Dave Barry doesn't only talk back to readers. He talks back to traffic cops, dentists, doctors, Congress, and his very dumb dogs.
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More great Dave Barry
- By Amazon Customer on 02-08-18
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Dave Barry Talks Back
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 12-15-99
- Language: English
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New Treasury of Great Humorists
- By: Dave Barry, Jonathan Winters, George Burns, and others
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, John Ritter, Art Buchwald, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 48 mins
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From the grand old man of comedy, George Burns to the up-to-the minute observations of today's everyman, Dave Barry, these great humorists share one thing in common: their very individual, often raucously funny perception of the world around them. Laugh and enjoy!
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Sorry Dave. You have overdone boogers.
- By L. B. on 08-25-12
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New Treasury of Great Humorists
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson, John Ritter, Art Buchwald, George Burns, Andrei Codrescu, Bill Geist, Garrison Keillor
- Length: 3 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 09-28-09
- Language: English
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The False Gems & Other Tales of Obsession
- By: Guy de Maupassant
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer, Gabrielle de Cuir, Justine Eyre, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
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Guy de Maupassant was a master of the short-story genre, producing more than 300 during his lifetime. These concise stories contain twists and shocking turns, and range from the fantastic and supernatural, with characters descending into madness....
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The False Gems & Other Tales of Obsession
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer, Gabrielle de Cuir, Justine Eyre, Arte Johnson, Stefan Rudnicki, Simon Vance, full cast
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 09-03-19
- Language: English
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