Episodes

  • The Final Episode Of The Topical

    The Final Episode Of The Topical
    May 20 2021
    Leslie Price returns from a months-long investigation to serve as host of America’s only daily news podcast one last time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    16 mins
  • Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce

    Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce
    Feb 5 2021
    Hear why PETA is coming to the defense of these over-bread monstrosities that exist for the sole purpose of having fresh tomato paste extracted from their many teat-like protuberances. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    10 mins
  • Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird

    Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird
    Feb 4 2021
    It looks dirty, and it’s doing a weird thing with its wings. Hear why it would be best if you just didn’t go near it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    8 mins
  • Nation’s Arborists Once Again Urge Congress To Lower The Age Of Consent For Trees

    Nation’s Arborists Once Again Urge Congress To Lower The Age Of Consent For Trees
    Feb 3 2021
    Hear why these arborists believe that if the fruit’s on the ground, it’s ready to pound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    10 mins
  • Paleontologists Determine Dinosaurs Were Killed By Someone They Trusted

    Paleontologists Determine Dinosaurs Were Killed By Someone They Trusted
    Feb 2 2021
    Plus, from royalty to recluse, we’ll sit down with a former prom king who now lives anonymously among the commoners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    9 mins
  • Team Of Vatican Geneticists Successfully Clone God

    Team Of Vatican Geneticists Successfully Clone God
    Feb 1 2021
    It’s an awe-inspiring scientific advancement, but is it ethical? Hear why critics say these geneticists shouldn’t be playing God on God by making God. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    8 mins
  • Nation’s Hypnotists Announce You Are Now Under Their Command

    Nation’s Hypnotists Announce You Are Now Under Their Command
    Jan 29 2021
    Hear why, when they snap their fingers, you will make the sound a donkey makes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    9 mins
  • Deer Shot By Obsessed Fan

    Deer Shot By Obsessed Fan
    Jan 28 2021
    Hear why authorities now believe the suspect stalked the 4-year-old buck for several hours before shooting him in the chest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    9 mins