• The Mustache Ride of Sauron

  • Nov 10 2020
  • Length: 31 mins
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The Mustache Ride of Sauron

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  • This week we're coming at you with our most sober and professional takes on taboo words. We address words like cunt, penis, cervix, cunnilingus, shame-hair, licktwat, and more with an absolute minimum of snickering and stupid jokes.

    Strong disclaimer for language (gender-based pejoratives) and for utterly ridiculous Tolkien sex jokes.

    Written and recorded by William Phelps & Brenna Crotty

    Music and sound editing by Wes Price

    Art by Evan Graff (@ejgraffics)

    Words
    Cunt /ˈkənt/
    Pudenda /pyu̇-​ˈden-​də/
    Cunnilingus /ˌkə-ni-ˈliŋ-gəs/
    Glans /ˈglanz/
    Penis / ˈpē-nəs/
    Seminal /ˈse-mə-nᵊl/
    Cervix /ˈsər-viks/
    Fellatrix /fe-ˈlā-triks/

    Non-English Words I Can't Pronounce
    Liefdesgrot
    Vleesroos
    De Befborstel
    Die Schamhaare
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