Welcome back to The Fundamentalists! Today's episode covers pets and why it's so hard to lose them. We also announce that ELLIOTT MORGAN will be in BELFAST performing ALL NEW COMEDY at PETER ROLLINS' Festival, Wake: https://peterrollins.com/wake-2024

**The Fundamentalists** is available here:

iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

Google Play: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3RoZWZ1bmRhbWVudGFsaXN0cy9mZWVkLnhtbA?sa=X&ved=0CAMQ4aUDahgKEwiQjIKs963vAhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ4AE

Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/68aaf57c-97d1-4ab2-9e73-02bc5884217b/The-Fundamentalists

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1GeviZEtqrzMtjO57S31fk?si=KpJ8282uSB6vWunicWpbkA

Podbean: https://thefundamentalists.podbean.com iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/256-the-fundamentalists-31087767/ PlayerFM: https://player.fm/series/the-fundamentalists-2360037

Listen Notes: https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/the-fundamentalists-elliott-morgan-and-S9xk4N21VLT/ Thank you to everyone who makes this podcast possible. Feel free to leave us your OWN review over at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

Baby ReindOH NO

For more information about alchemy, we do not recommend looking to the alchemists. Because who knows what they were talking about?! Please check out Jeffrey Raff's "Jung and the Alchemical Imagination," or James Hillman's "The Alchemy of Psychology," which is available in audio form on Spotify.

If you wanna feel REALLY alchemized, head to http://patreon.com/thefundamentalists. It is one of the few Patreons where you get less for more.

**The Fundamentalists** is available here:

iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

Google Play: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3RoZWZ1bmRhbWVudGFsaXN0cy9mZWVkLnhtbA?sa=X&ved=0CAMQ4aUDahgKEwiQjIKs963vAhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ4AE

Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/68aaf57c-97d1-4ab2-9e73-02bc5884217b/The-Fundamentalists

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1GeviZEtqrzMtjO57S31fk?si=KpJ8282uSB6vWunicWpbkA

Podbean: https://thefundamentalists.podbean.com iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/256-the-fundamentalists-31087767/ PlayerFM: https://player.fm/series/the-fundamentalists-2360037

Listen Notes: https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/the-fundamentalists-elliott-morgan-and-S9xk4N21VLT/ Thank you to everyone who makes this podcast possible. Feel free to leave us your OWN review over at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

You know how many alchemists died because they blew themselves up? It's higher than zero, I'll tell ya that.

This episode of The Fundamentalists is brought to you by the death drive, and we absolutely kill it. I mean, we murder this episode. It is as if, on some deep level, this episode is itself a spiraling toward oblivion which, in and of itself, proves a... sorry, hang on, I'm typing this while driving. wfvvrr34 FUCVK

If you wanna feel REALLY free, head to http://patreon.com/thefundamentalists. Bonus episodes coming soon!

**The Fundamentalists** is available here:

iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

Google Play: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3RoZWZ1bmRhbWVudGFsaXN0cy9mZWVkLnhtbA?sa=X&ved=0CAMQ4aUDahgKEwiQjIKs963vAhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ4AE

Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/68aaf57c-97d1-4ab2-9e73-02bc5884217b/The-Fundamentalists

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1GeviZEtqrzMtjO57S31fk?si=KpJ8282uSB6vWunicWpbkA

Podbean: https://thefundamentalists.podbean.com iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/256-the-fundamentalists-31087767/ PlayerFM: https://player.fm/series/the-fundamentalists-2360037

Listen Notes: https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/the-fundamentalists-elliott-morgan-and-S9xk4N21VLT/ Thank you to everyone who makes this podcast possible. Feel free to leave us your OWN review over at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

Death Drive is my favorite Ryan Gosling movie.

In this episode, we discuss Freedom. Shoutout to our editor, Ryan Farroki, who managed to assemble this episode into a solid Frankenstein-style audio adventure after some technical mishaps!

If you wanna feel REALLY free, head to http://patreon.com/thefundamentalists. Bonus episodes coming soon!

**The Fundamentalists** is available here:

iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

Google Play: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3RoZWZ1bmRhbWVudGFsaXN0cy9mZWVkLnhtbA?sa=X&ved=0CAMQ4aUDahgKEwiQjIKs963vAhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ4AE

Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/68aaf57c-97d1-4ab2-9e73-02bc5884217b/The-Fundamentalists

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1GeviZEtqrzMtjO57S31fk?si=KpJ8282uSB6vWunicWpbkA

Podbean: https://thefundamentalists.podbean.com iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/256-the-fundamentalists-31087767/ PlayerFM: https://player.fm/series/the-fundamentalists-2360037

Listen Notes: https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/the-fundamentalists-elliott-morgan-and-S9xk4N21VLT/ Thank you to everyone who makes this podcast possible. Feel free to leave us your OWN review over at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

Freedom is the ability to upload a podcast ANY TIME WE WANT.

Privacy, freedom, solitude, what's that stuff all about? In this episode, we talk about privacy and what happens if you take an edible as an adult while at school. Pretty deep stuff.

If you wanna feel REALLY alone, head to http://patreon.com/thefundamentalists. Bonus episodes coming soon!

**The Fundamentalists** is available here:

iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

Google Play: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3RoZWZ1bmRhbWVudGFsaXN0cy9mZWVkLnhtbA?sa=X&ved=0CAMQ4aUDahgKEwiQjIKs963vAhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ4AE

Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/68aaf57c-97d1-4ab2-9e73-02bc5884217b/The-Fundamentalists

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1GeviZEtqrzMtjO57S31fk?si=KpJ8282uSB6vWunicWpbkA

Podbean: https://thefundamentalists.podbean.com iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/256-the-fundamentalists-31087767/ PlayerFM: https://player.fm/series/the-fundamentalists-2360037

Listen Notes: https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/the-fundamentalists-elliott-morgan-and-S9xk4N21VLT/ Thank you to everyone who makes this podcast possible. Feel free to leave us your OWN review over at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

I'm right behind you.

Superfans, parasocial relationships, and the joys of projecting idealized imagos onto the blank spaces of celebrities. That's a Taylor Swift reference.

Once this podcast gets its own army of superfans, it's over for y'all, so head to http://patreon.com/thefundamentalists. Bonus episodes coming soon!

**The Fundamentalists** is available here:

iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

Google Play: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3RoZWZ1bmRhbWVudGFsaXN0cy9mZWVkLnhtbA?sa=X&ved=0CAMQ4aUDahgKEwiQjIKs963vAhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ4AE

Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/68aaf57c-97d1-4ab2-9e73-02bc5884217b/The-Fundamentalists

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1GeviZEtqrzMtjO57S31fk?si=KpJ8282uSB6vWunicWpbkA

Podbean: https://thefundamentalists.podbean.com iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/256-the-fundamentalists-31087767/ PlayerFM: https://player.fm/series/the-fundamentalists-2360037

Listen Notes: https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/the-fundamentalists-elliott-morgan-and-S9xk4N21VLT/ Thank you to everyone who makes this podcast possible. Feel free to leave us your OWN review over at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

I'm serious. We're going to attack everyone. Well, WE aren't, but y'all are.

This is a discussion on postmodernism, so we apologize for the irresistible clickbait. What is it? Does it exist? Do you?

Head to http://patreon.com/thefundamentalists to support this wonderful, genius, perfect podcast!

**The Fundamentalists** is available here:

iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

Google Play: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3RoZWZ1bmRhbWVudGFsaXN0cy9mZWVkLnhtbA?sa=X&ved=0CAMQ4aUDahgKEwiQjIKs963vAhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ4AE

Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/68aaf57c-97d1-4ab2-9e73-02bc5884217b/The-Fundamentalists

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1GeviZEtqrzMtjO57S31fk?si=KpJ8282uSB6vWunicWpbkA

Podbean: https://thefundamentalists.podbean.com iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/256-the-fundamentalists-31087767/ PlayerFM: https://player.fm/series/the-fundamentalists-2360037

Listen Notes: https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/the-fundamentalists-elliott-morgan-and-S9xk4N21VLT/ Thank you to everyone who makes this podcast possible. Feel free to leave us your OWN review over at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

Modern? Pff. That's so pre, dude. We're all about that POSTmodern. No, I still don't know where I am.

In this episode, we discuss common pieces of self-help advice and basically ruin them. It's really fun! No, for real!

Head to http://patreon.com/thefundamentalists to support this wonderful, genius, perfect, consistent podcast!

**The Fundamentalists** is available here:

iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

Google Play: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3RoZWZ1bmRhbWVudGFsaXN0cy9mZWVkLnhtbA?sa=X&ved=0CAMQ4aUDahgKEwiQjIKs963vAhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ4AE

Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/68aaf57c-97d1-4ab2-9e73-02bc5884217b/The-Fundamentalists

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1GeviZEtqrzMtjO57S31fk?si=KpJ8282uSB6vWunicWpbkA

Podbean: https://thefundamentalists.podbean.com iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/256-the-fundamentalists-31087767/ PlayerFM: https://player.fm/series/the-fundamentalists-2360037

Listen Notes: https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/the-fundamentalists-elliott-morgan-and-S9xk4N21VLT/ Thank you to everyone who makes this podcast possible. Feel free to leave us your OWN review over at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-fundamentalists/id1346820645

Didn't like it? Well maybe you shouldn't be ASSUMING things.